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[bliP]

737
[15:58] <Gumby^> umm yeah i suppose... gotta see if slappa still wants to go
[15:58] <tripz_> yeeya!
[15:58] <Azmodan> slappa?
[15:58] <Azmodan> as in hotties?
[15:58] <Azmodan> im keen bro
[15:58] <tripz_> arch is slappa?
[15:58] <Azmodan> oh dumb

738
[00:47] <Azmodan> uggboot you sound like a pre-pubescent darth vader :(

739
[00:52] *** Azmodan is now known as tumbleweed
[00:52] * tumbleweed rolls past
[00:52] *** tumbleweed is now known as Azmodan

740
[21:01] <WolveriNE> soudns like
[21:01] <WolveriNE> jin
[21:01] <WolveriNE> ;p
[21:01] <WolveriNE> just say to jin
[21:01] <WolveriNE> lah sux
[21:01] <WolveriNE> and he'll like
[21:01] <WolveriNE> give you a lecture for the rest of your life

741
[18:58] <Far-Q-> stink WolveriNE isnt getting any
[18:58] <WolveriNE> yeah it sux :(
[18:58] * bliP 37.740096 yrs old
[18:59] <Far-Q-> ill fuck you man
[18:59] <[Tw_wT]> atta
[18:59] <mercury> old fart
[18:59] * [Tw_wT] 18.993658 yrs old
[18:59] * [Tw_wT] 18.993658 yrs old
[18:59] * [Tw_wT] 18.993658 yrs old
[18:59] <Reddy> when bday
[18:59] * Far-Q- is 21.327723 years old
[18:59] <Reddy> close
[18:59] * Far-Q- is 21.327723 years old
[18:59] <bliP> you got offered hot man sex wolv, don't turn it down
[18:59] <[Tw_wT]> friday~
[18:59] <ArchAngel> yeah your 21
[18:59] <ArchAngel> shh
[18:59] <WolveriNE> no
[18:59] <Far-Q-> hot sweaty man sex
[18:59] <WolveriNE> i'll never be that desperate
[18:59] <WolveriNE> fuck
[19:00] <WolveriNE> fuck off homos
[19:00] <Reddy> ahaha
[19:00] <bliP> [18:59] <WolveriNE> back to the hand
[19:00] <[Tw_wT]> HEHEE
[19:00] <WolveriNE> back to?
[19:00] <WolveriNE> always been :o
[19:00] <Reddy> u ratehr suck of homos
[19:00] *** WolveriNE was kicked by [Tw_wT] (homo dfence ?13?)
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[19:00] <WolveriNE> you missed out an S
[19:00] <ArchAngel> lol
[19:00] <Far-Q-> ok WolveriNE, you wank me and ill wank you, just close our eyes and imagine is a chick
[19:00] <Far-Q-> ok?
[19:00] <WolveriNE> fuck off
[19:00] <ArchAngel> haha
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[19:00] <bliP> ahahha
[19:00] <Reddy> rofl
[19:00] <Far-Q-> heaheha

742
[14:57] <WolveriNE> hey negro
[14:57] <WolveriNE> necro
[14:57] <WolveriNE> even

743
[20:22] <Ret-> but I use -dinput and that like halfs the sensitivity
[20:22] <Ret-> so its like.. yeah..
[20:22] <MadkillerZ> omfg
[20:23] <MadkillerZ> i use 10 or 9 or sumfin in tf
[20:23] <MadkillerZ> and 0.5 in cs
[20:23] <MadkillerZ> ..
[20:23] <Ret-> 0.5!!!!!
[20:23] <Ret-> wtf!!
[20:23] <Ret-> sheesh
[20:23] <Ret-> your hand must be moving all around your mouspad
[20:23] <MadkillerZ> not really
[20:23] <MadkillerZ> takes 3-5 strokes 2 do a full circle tho lol
[20:23] <Ret-> I cant even STAND sensitivity 3 in cs
[20:23] *** bliP changes topic to '[20:23] <MadkillerZ> takes 3-5 strokes 2 do a full circle tho lol'
[20:24] <Ret-> hahaha!!!

744
[00:39] <jin`villasanti> what timesyour flight
[00:39] <Brass> yer Jin
[00:39] <Brass> 4
[00:39] <Brass> gets to auck at 5
[00:39] <WolveriNE-> am?
[00:39] <bliP> .
[00:40] <WolveriNE-> omg i cant believe i just said tjat
[00:40] <WolveriNE-> D:
[00:40] <Ret-> haha
[00:40] <Azmodan> haha
[00:40] <bliP> if it was am he wouldn't be here
[00:40] <Brass> hahahaa
[00:40] <Brass> that is true..
[00:40] <jin`villasanti> kill wolv for me
[00:40] <Azmodan> quote it incase wolv ever tries to be smart :)
[00:40] <jin`villasanti> thanks

745
[00:19] <lifter> IM DRINK
[00:19] <lifter> DRUNK

746
[02:38] <@bliP__> you own
[02:38] <@tripz> :D
[02:38] <@brass> hahaha
[02:38] <Ret-> :\
[02:38] <@tripz> RET DONE XTREMEM ONWS!
[02:38] <@bobnjohn> so whose this ret fella?
[02:38] <@[Tw_wT]> its intense
[02:38] <@[Tw_wT]> :D
[02:38] <@tripz> OMG
[02:38] <Ret-> dont try make me feel better ;p
[02:38] <@tripz> ITS WICKED
[02:38] <@brass> but u cant watch ur own video ret cause it's r18..
[02:38] <@[Tw_wT]> LOL
[02:38] <Ret-> no brass
[02:38] <@bliP__> HAHAHA

747
[16:53] <bobnjohn> how do i make irc background black and text white
[16:53] <bliP> alt+z then change colour
[16:53] <jin`villasanti> when did i download 600 meg
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[16:53] <jin`villasanti> :O
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[16:53] <Ret-> haha
[16:53] <bliP> rofl
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[16:53] <bliP> hhahh
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[16:53] <bobnjohn> BLIP U MEH
[16:53] <Ret-> AHAHA
[16:53] <bliP> HEHEHHE
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[16:53] <bliP> hahahha
[16:53] * bobnjohn slaps bliP around a bit with a large trout
[16:53] <WolveriNE-> lol
[16:53] <bobnjohn> -_-
[16:53] <tripz> :/
[16:53] <Ret-> hahaha
[16:53] <AzmodaN> ./server color 14 12
[16:53] <AzmodaN> without the dot
[16:53] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o bobnjohn
[16:53] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o tripz
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[16:54] <bliP> lolol
[16:54] <Ret-> haha
[16:54] <K-E-N-N-Y> lol
[16:54] <tripz> dodgy cunt
[16:54] <bobnjohn> lol az i know that one ;/
[16:54] <K-E-N-N-Y> bastard
[16:54] <bliP> tools -> colours
[16:54] <bliP> 3 at once, not bad
[16:54] <tripz> :P

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[17:35] <icefox> WHASABI
[17:35] <icefox> worj was gay
[17:35] <[Tw_wT]> icefox icefox ice
[17:35] <icefox> eftpos went down
[17:35] <[Tw_wT]> aw
[17:35] <[Tw_wT]> hehe
[17:36] <icefox> can you do manual transactions? me: WTF AR MANUAL TRANACTIONS DO I RUN DOWN THE BANK WITH A BINARYY CODE AND SAY HERE

749
[18:22] <bobnjohn> cant play ET in bars

750
[00:47] <@tasshat> who is bob anyway :P
[00:48] <@jin`villasanti> best ET player in the world
[00:48] <@jin`villasanti> plays for tNarse
[00:48] <@bobnjohn> meh sif use our real name ;o
[00:49] <@tasshat> what the fuck is et?
[00:49] <@tasshat> :<
[00:49] <@bobnjohn> THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD
[00:49] <@tasshat> THAT DOESNT ANSWER MY QUESTION REALLY
[00:49] <@tasshat> >_<!

751
[17:57] <flic> i served an nzgamer on the phone today
[17:57] <mpx> and you were rude, i'm never calling you again

752
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[19:55] <Adunaphel> Ok az. where is that porn you were advertising?

753
[20:23] <bobnjohn> bliP is a panzerwhore
[20:23] * bobnjohn slaps bobnjohn around a bit with a large trout
[20:23] * bobnjohn slaps bliP around a bit with a large trout
[20:23] <bobnjohn> OMG
[20:23] <bobnjohn> SELF PWNAGE
[20:23] <bliP> hahah
[20:23] <bobnjohn> -_-
[20:23] <mercury> lol

754
[21:17] <PiE-EtA> does "/server mail" cause computer crashes for any1 else?

755
[01:30] <@Ret-> I trusted crank
[01:30] <@fatty^^> :P
[01:30] <@Ret-> but now hes a fag.,
[01:30] <@fatty^^> asif trust him
[01:30] <@fatty^^> he loves cock
[01:31] <@Ret-> feeeck
[01:31] <@fatty^^> die slow mother fucker

756
[18:52] <DD> One good thing about daylightsavings is that the car clock now tells the correct time

757
[21:00] <circa> lol
[21:00] <circa> bliP
[21:00] <circa> make that a quote
[21:00] <circa> plz
[21:00] <circa> comeon
[21:00] <circa> if you do
[21:00] <circa> and i ever meet you irl
[21:00] <circa> i wont drop you
[21:00] <circa> nah umm
[21:00] <bliP> which one
[21:00] <circa> i'll buy you bk

758
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[20:58] *** fatty^^ sets mode: +v destx
[20:59] <fatty^^> do you hate anime dest?
[20:59] <destx> that depends
[20:59] <fatty^^> on what
[20:59] <fatty^^> this channel is for unconditional [email protected]
[20:59] <destx> is there furry tentacle scat rape in it?
[20:59] <fatty^^> NO
[20:59] <destx> omg fags
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[23:22] <Cure-> :>
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[20:20] <jin`villasanti> Far-Q-
[20:21] <jin`villasanti> ret listens to metallica
[20:21] <jin`villasanti> dont trust his views on "leet"
[20:21] <jin`villasanti> okay?

[bliP]

761
[19:24] <lordp> You don't give shit to the ops, simple rule, easily followed. Or so I thought.

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[00:52] *** bobnjohn is now known as Near-Q-
[00:52] <Near-Q-> sup evil twin brother

763
[13:32] <Ret-> shab niggurath is the most pathetic boss ever.
[13:34] <Far-Q-> i cant get past that level
[13:34] <Ret-> just run.
[13:34] <Ret-> to the tele
[13:34] <Ret-> win
[13:34] <Ret-> thats it.
[13:34] <Far-Q-> oh
[13:34] <Ret-> you tele frag it
[13:34] <Ret-> -_-
[13:34] <Far-Q-> really
[13:35] <Far-Q-> i didnt know
[13:35] <Ret-> ya

764
[18:08] <wtf-Wolfy> its true we dont give a fuck about your crazy winamp spambots wall hacks crap

765
[17:43] <Ret-> playing tf in gl, big res, 72 fps, all of fuhs shit, is like sex to me.. :/
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> hahha
[17:43] <Ret-> I bet bliPs gonna quote that
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> just like sex
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> ur never get it!
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> HEHEHEEHEHEhEH
[17:43] <Ret-> exactly!
[17:43] <Ret-> :P
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> DONT [email protected]!#
[17:43] <Happychef|bbs> :P
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> FUCKEN CHRIST
[17:43] <Ret-> well, Ive never had a gf so I wouldnt know :P
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> WHATS WRONG WITH TEH KIDS TODAY
[17:43] <Happychef|bbs> :D
[17:43] <[Tw_wT]> @#$#!$!#

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[20:30] <lifter> I SAW TORN CRY ABOUT GETTING BANNED
[20:30] <lifter> JUST NOW
[20:30] <lifter> ARE ALL AUSSIES LIKE HIM????????????????????
[20:30] <lifter> IF I WAS IN THE SAME COUNTRY
[20:30] <lifter> I'D GRAB MY KANGAROO SUITCASE
[20:30] <lifter> PUT MY BELONGINGS IN ITS POUCH
[20:30] <lifter> AND HITCH HIKE TO SOUTH AFRICA
[20:31] <lifter> IMO
[20:31] <lifter> PS SANDS HAS NO ANUS
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767
[22:43] <Trance> whats a program which allows u to delete undeletable items, like when it says its in use by a program even tho its not?
[22:44] <bliP> format.com
[22:44] <Trance> D:
[22:44] <Trance> i dont like that address blip
[22:44] <Trance> !
[22:44] <bliP> uhh
[22:44] <bliP> it's a FILE
[22:44] <Trance> or
[22:44] <Trance> ah
[22:44] <MonoXide> lol
[22:44] <Trance> :D
[22:44] <MonoXide> hahaha
[22:44] <Trance> kekeke

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[01:46] <Maj0r> !s
[01:47] <crank> Scorched Earth 2 - Xtra TF | 203.96.92.69:27500 | well6 | 8/24, 0:[M40R1]R4ng1, 0:3xc3ss1v34m0unts0fqu3st10nm4rks, 0:Th3 N3K, 0:unn4m3d, 0:c0wl1ng, 0:]4p]>.dKd., 0:[M40R1]H3r3m14, 0:<4>.h4z3.
[01:47] <Maj0r> connect 203.96.92.69:27500
[01:47] <Maj0r> oh
[01:47] <Maj0r> haha

769
[10:11] <@Far-Q-> www.yourgay.com has heaps
[10:12] <@circa> you're
[10:13] <@donaldo> hehehehe

770
[02:35] <@mercury> im bored
[02:35] <@mercury> oic hi ChanServ
[02:36] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o crank
[02:36] <@[Tw_wT]> oic
[02:37] <@[Tw_wT]> hi hi ChanServ
[02:37] <@[Tw_wT]> uoooo blips porn
[02:37] * @[Tw_wT] watchs
[02:37] <@mercury> tehe
[02:37] <@[Tw_wT]> oo nice chicks in this

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[18:00] <lifter> MY NAME IS BONG-ON
[18:00] <lifter> I HAVE THAT NAME BECAUSE DRUGS ARE SOOOOOOO COOOL
[18:00] <lifter> AND I ADVERTISE IT ON THE INTERNET
[18:00] <DTrain> urs aint much better
[18:00] <lifter> 10 YEARS FROM NOW I'LL BE LIVING IN A TRAILER
[18:00] <lifter> BEING MASTURBATED BY A KANGAROO
[18:01] <lifter> (WHO MIND YOU IS GETTING A HELPING HAND FROM SANDZ)
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[18:08] <lifter> why don't you talk to me when i'm actually IN the channel
[18:08] <lifter> instead of being all tough when I'm gone?
[18:08] <lifter> :P
[18:08] <C-3> lifter smells like poo poo
[18:08] <lifter> i w..
[18:08] <lifter> oh man:(
[18:09] <C-3> hehe
[18:09] <lifter> :[
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[18:09] <C-3> woaned

773
[19:30] <vo|ati|e> my cellphones got more pwr than my comp :d

774
[21:40] <@Ret-> http://nztf.orcon.net.nz/stuff/tornclient.jpg
[21:40] <obo> he is a poor loser
[21:40] <@Ret-> there mpx.
[21:41] <@mpx> im not saying he isn't a dick
[21:41] <obo> if his clan wins a war, hes all "ahaha you guys suck"
[21:41] <@mpx> its just that yo guys rip on him even when hes not around
[21:41] <@mpx> so he must do something pretty bad
[21:41] <@mpx> to hate him that much
[21:41] <obo> if they lose, hes all "man that clan was using gay tactics, we should win by default" etc etc
[21:41] <obo> hes an ass
[21:42] <@bliP> do you have any idea what that picture is ret
[21:42] <@Ret-> um..
[21:43] <@Ret-> seperate pics taken from other ss, and cut the soldiers out, and slapped infront of the wall?
[21:43] <@Ret-> thats what I was thinking anyway
[21:43] <@bliP> rofl
[21:43] <@Ret-> or is it a real h4x ?
[21:43] <@mpx> never type on the internet again Ret-
[21:43] <@Ret-> what?
[21:44] <@Ret-> I think that was a intelligent statement
[21:44] <@circa> BAHAHAHHA

775
[21:55] <@mpx> if i still played tf
[21:55] <@mpx> id cheat
[21:55] <@mpx> imo
[21:56] <@Ret-> heh
[21:56] <@Ret-> last year
[21:56] <@Ret-> when you guys didnt know me
[21:56] <@Ret-> and I went onto se2 and stuff
[21:56] <@Ret-> I used a cheat client
[21:56] <@mpx> hell if bliP didn't block the client i'd be cheating right now
[21:56] <@Ret-> ehehe
[21:56] <@Ret-> it was one for ZQuake
[21:56] <@Ret-> I remember someone actually showing it to me
[21:56] <@Ret-> think it was either hs or wolv
[21:57] <@mpx> bliP and I both had the supremo hacked up client
[21:57] <@Ret-> told me all the cmds
[21:57] <@Ret-> and stuff
[21:57] <@mpx> speed, perfect aa, unlimited scout cells for radar
[21:57] <@mpx> on anyone
[21:57] <@Ret-> ahaha
[21:57] <@mpx> flying
[21:57] <@Ret-> o_O
[21:57] <@mpx> you could jump up in the air
[21:57] <@tripz> pity u stil missed
[21:57] <@mpx> and put your speed to 0
[21:57] <@mpx> and just hang there
[21:57] <@mpx> pwning people
[21:57] <@Ret-> aha
[21:58] <@mpx> not that we used it or anything
[21:58] <@mpx> especially bliP, I mean he's the foundation of TF
[21:58] <@mpx> it also had a mint picture of a vagina
[21:58] <@mpx> when it loaded up
[21:58] <@mpx> i still have it too
[22:00] <@bliP> good times mpx, good times

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[00:01] <lifter-> THE OTHER DAY
[00:01] <lifter-> NOW THIS WASNT THAT LONG AGO
[00:01] <lifter-> BUT I SAW MAJOR
[00:01] <lifter-> AND SANDZ
[00:01] <lifter-> DOING KANGAROOS
[00:01] <lifter-> IN THE BACK OF THE LONGDROP JUST OUTSIDE CANBERRA
[00:01] <lifter-> NOW I KNOW THIS WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
[00:01] <lifter-> BUT CAN WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES?
[00:01] <lifter-> I KNOW 52,000 SHEEP IS ALOT
[00:01] <lifter-> BUT PLEASE MAJOR
[00:01] <lifter-> JUST STICK TO THE KANGIES K?
[00:02] <lifter-> CHEERS BUDDY
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777
[00:29] <lifter> i don't use big words
[00:29] * Brass breaks lifters hand
[00:29] <lifter> jesus
[00:29] <lifter> im from south auckland for godsake!
[00:29] <Brass> :)
[00:29] <bliP> because you can't spell them lifter
[00:29] <lifter> i wouldn't be able to if i tried
[00:29] <lifter> kma bliP
[00:29] <lifter> kma.
[00:30] <Brass> lol, im such an ugly nerd
[00:30] <tripz> lifter ur a fake south auckland for starts u spelt it right
[00:30] <Brass> hhahaa
[00:30] <tripz> south aucklanders are illeterate
[00:30] <Brass> (and stupid)
[00:30] <lifter> illiterate.
[00:30] <lifter> :]]]]

778
[16:14] <circa> wanna 1.3 fps duel?

779
[15:41] *** Ret- was kicked by [Tw__wT] (preemtive mp3script kick ‹26›)

780
[01:51] <bern> do u ever go outside Ret-?

[bliP]

781
[23:45] <Spink> lol some guy posted about getting his wife a $10000 USD ring for his wife on some american message boards :O
[23:45] <Spink> crazy fucker
[23:45] <Spink> So I posted 'I have a ring for you too' and put a goatse in there

782
[14:58] <Fred> holy shit I scored my sisters friend last night
[14:58] <jin`mx> hehe
[14:58] <jin`mx> awesome
[14:58] <Fred> fuck that's drama
[14:58] <Fred> no way
[14:58] <jin`mx> ;o?
[14:58] <Fred> shes my sisters friend!
[14:58] <Fred> it was like a cheap porn
[14:58] <Fred> sister/family goes to bed
[14:58] <Fred> we sit round making small talk
[14:59] <Fred> then she puts on the gladeye and the kind words
[14:59] <Fred> next thing we're in her bed
[14:59] <Fred> she fukn told me she was 18
[14:59] <Fred> and then afterwards shes like
[14:59] <Fred> I just turned 17
[14:59] <Fred> !!
[14:59] <jin`mx> Xtra Vanilla CTF Pure|60ms|203.96.92.105:14567
[14:59] <jin`mx> fuck it
[14:59] <jin`mx> oh..
[14:59] <jin`mx> you did
[14:59] <jin`mx> ^_^
[14:59] <jin`mx> sweet then
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> hahahahah
[14:59] <Fred> @#HG$"[email protected]#Y
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> nice one Fred
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> u machine
[14:59] <Fred> although
[14:59] <Fred> I was like
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> someone
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> !j
[15:00] <Fred> 'I like you body baby' in my best barry white voice
[15:00] <Fred> and shes like
[15:00] <crank> Jetstream TF | 203.96.91.1:27500 | 1on1r | 1/20, 0:[Tw_wT]
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> haha
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> barrywhite is the man
[15:00] <Fred> 'you'll like some of the pictures ive got on my computer then'
[15:00] <Fred> 'ill add you on msn - I'ev got a webcam'
[15:00] <Fred> so :O
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> wtf
[15:00] <jin`mx> ok
[15:00] <Fred> yeh shes hell dodgy man
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> horny lil girl eh
[15:00] <Fred> shes like
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> ;p
[15:00] <Fred> suck here
[15:00] <Fred> lick here
[15:00] <Fred> do this do that
[15:00] <jin`mx> ^^;
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> hahaha
[15:00] <Fred> kinda sweet
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> funfun
[15:00] <Fred> but shes just turned fukn 17
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> ;/
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> what if goes all dominatrix on u
[15:01] <Fred> so might have to flag after I get the child porn off her
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> u into that shit?
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> lol
[15:01] <Fred> no way
[15:01] <Fred> im the master
[15:01] <Fred> im the captain of this ship
[15:01] <Fred> yarr

783
[17:47] *** !UPGRADES! $ which part of "DO NOT REPLY" do people have trouble with!?

784
[17:23] <Ret-> Listening to mp3[Slayer - Raining Blood] length[04:16 44.1khz 128kbps]
[17:23] <Ret-> fuck, I drew so much Slayer logos in my folder pad today
[17:24] <@Boofhead> so many
[17:24] <Ret-> heh nah
[17:24] <Ret-> about 3
[17:24] <Ret-> but they were really big
[17:24] <Ret-> took up hole page
[17:25] <Ret-> and had lots of spikes and sharp stuff coming out of them
[17:25] <Ret-> :D
[17:25] <Ret-> eg pen sketch strokes
[17:25] <Px-> :D
[17:25] <Ret-> :)
[17:25] <@circa> whoa
[17:25] <@circa> hardout

785
[21:18] <HellToupee> You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
[21:20] <HellToupee> You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
[21:20] <HellToupee> The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
[21:20] <HellToupee> -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

786
[00:06] <Far-Q--> i went to a party at my mates when his parents were away 1 dude pissed in the living room and in the draws in the bathroom lol
[00:06] <bliP> cu
[00:06] <Azmodan> empty beer bottles, ash, nitrous bulbs whatever
[00:06] <tripz_> HEHE Far-Q--
[00:06] <Azmodan> ahaah
[00:06] <bliP> hahaha
[00:06] <tripz_> was taht u that pissed?!
[00:06] <Far-Q--> so funny
[00:06] *** donaldo ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: tornisgay)
[00:06] <Azmodan> yeh ages ago I pissed in someones wardrobe
[00:06] <tripz_> lol
[00:06] <Azmodan> I was so fucked couldn't even see
[00:07] <Ret-> haha
[00:07] <Azmodan> cracked me up haha
[00:07] <Far-Q--> hehe
[00:07] <tripz_> ages i ago in 5form we stole a fridge from a party we gatecrashed
[00:07] <tripz_> a whole fridge
[00:07] <tripz_> !
[00:07] <bliP> lol
[00:07] <Far-Q--> nice
[00:07] <Ret-> hAHA
[00:07] <Azmodan> whoa hardout
[00:07] <tripz_> it was funy
[00:07] <Far-Q--> i stole a couch once
[00:07] <Far-Q--> still got it in my flat
[00:07] <Azmodan> ahahaha
[00:07] <Azmodan> nice
[00:07] <tripz_> well we got real pissed and broke into the house looked for some food the fridge was stacked
[00:07] <tripz_> and took it
[00:08] <Far-Q--> hahah
[00:08] <bliP> we find burnt couchs out on the road sometimes
[00:08] <Ret-> haha
[00:08] <Azmodan> well once I made someone in a bar drink my piss
[00:08] <tripz_> it was one of those drunk theory type of things... its to much food to carry. fuckit lets take the fridge
[00:08] <Far-Q--> yeah the street im living on next year is know for the couch bombfires
[00:08] <Azmodan> top that

787
[22:54] <circa> lol
[22:54] <circa> i just found a pic of my ex on the internet
[22:54] <circa> :p
[22:55] <MonoXide-> lol

[bliP]

788
[15:58] <Dest-X> I didn't what?
[15:58] <jin`villasanti> Dest-X
[15:58] <jin`villasanti> forget about it
[15:58] <jin`villasanti> you might hurt yourself
[15:58] <jin`villasanti> ok?
[15:58] <Dest-X> fuck you retard
[15:59] *** Dest-X has left #nztf (X)
[15:59] <Far-Q-> ahahah
[15:59] <jin`villasanti> HAHAH
[15:59] <jin`villasanti> haha

789
[16:36] *** Far-Q- sets mode: +b *!*@210-86-40-170.dialup.xtra.co.nz
[16:36] <jin`villasanti> ^_^
[16:36] <Ret-> uh..
[16:36] *** Ret- was kicked by Far-Q- (heahehaeh)

790
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> THERES MAORIS ON SE2
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> >:(
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> tripz
[17:14] <[Tw_wT]> WHITEPOWEr
[17:14] <[Tw_wT]> :PP
[17:14] <[Tw_wT]> hahaha
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> tripz left his computer on
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> at the marae
[17:14] <jin`villasanti> ^_^
[17:14] <bliP> hahaah
[17:14] <[Tw_wT]> lol

791
[22:16] <sole> (luc) The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
[22:16] <sole> (luc) Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

792
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[08:30] <Sas`> yeh sounds like us
[08:30] <Sas`> Hurro
[08:30] <Sas`> chronic
[08:30] <ChronicSK> Good morning
[08:30] <ChronicSK> ahh is blip alive?
[08:30] <ChronicSK> ok then :)
[08:31] <Sas`> blip kept mining my tank on berlin, :|
[08:31] <Sas`> BASTARD blip
[08:31] <ChronicSK> He played damn well last night on Stalingrad
[08:31] <Sas`> why didnt it respond again
[08:31] <ChronicSK> he was using his det packs well
[08:31] <Sas`> :FD
[08:31] <Sas`> watthe
[08:31] <Sas`> good
[08:31] <Sas`> what happened last night
[08:32] <Sas`> who played
[08:32] <ChronicSK> NT beat NV
[08:32] <Sas`> kk
[08:32] <ChronicSK> we were understrength again
[08:32] <ChronicSK> but NT played very well
[08:32] <Sas`> NV are having big problems I hear
[08:32] <Sas`> like 4 regulars or something
[08:32] <Sas`> Not trying to say anything, well done though

793
[14:57] <@jin`mx> gonna mount your bf cd eh
[14:57] <@Far-Q-> jin`mx are u going to mount for bf ?
[14:57] <@jin`mx> im downloading the iso from bliP
[14:57] <@Far-Q-> your nto for
[14:57] <@jin`mx> trying to
[14:57] <@Far-Q-> jin`mx are u going to mount your bf ?
[14:57] <@jin`mx> yes
[14:57] <@jin`mx> yes
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> [15:02] <Far-Q-> jin`mx are u going to mount your bf ?
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> [15:02] <jin`mx> yes
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> ahahha
[14:58] <@jin`mx> ?
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> boyfreind
[14:58] <@jin`mx> HAHA
[14:58] <@jin`mx> FUCK YOU
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> hahehaeh
[14:58] <@jin`mx> >:(
[14:58] <@jin`mx> hahaha
[14:58] <@jin`mx> owned me
[14:58] <@jin`mx> >:(
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> i fucked it up the first time
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> till got ya
[14:58] <@Far-Q-> still got ya

794
[23:58] <chrisohan> #pugg
[23:58] <chrisohan> 3 more
[23:58] <chrisohan> come
[23:58] <chrisohan> 2 more!!!!
[23:58] <hydrobuds> ye tax free business
[23:58] <chrisohan> HAH WE DID IT
[23:58] <hydrobuds> :)
[23:59] <chrisohan> SUCK SHIT
[23:59] <chrisohan> no more spots
[23:59] <chrisohan> #pugg is full
[23:59] <chrisohan> HAR HAR
[23:59] <chrisohan> wait
[23:59] <chrisohan> JOIN
[23:59] <chrisohan> #pugg
[23:59] <chrisohan> 1 more
[00:00] <gumb0r> lol chris
[00:00] <chrisohan> :)
[00:00] <sin67> this one is strong with the force

795
[12:48] <nzwizard> anyone know where the address for google?

796
[14:24] <va23boam.> hey can sum1 help me i just brought a new computer p4 3gig but my internet is still slow ..

797
[22:43] <fuh> wtf
[22:43] <fuh> is there some secret staits in the start.bsp map
[22:43] <fuh> in the main room that has corridors to ep1-4

798
[22:53] <Cyberbob> "if jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?"

799
[15:47] <jin`mx> i didnt hear from ya over the weekend
[15:47] <jin`mx> so ill trust you had fun
[15:51] <Harry> haha yeh bro good x
[15:51] <Harry> I scored my ex again though
[15:51] <Harry> that wasn't very smart I suppose
[15:53] <jin`mx> ahaha
[15:54] <bliP> hhahah

800
[17:39] <mpx> dare you to post a pic of your gf jin
[17:39] <mpx> and say she plays q1
[17:39] <mpx> qw
[17:39] <mpx> and 3d
[17:39] <jin`mx> hehe
[17:39] <jin`mx> mpx
[17:39] <jin`mx> ex g/f
[17:39] <jin`mx> :(
[17:40] <mpx> oh man
[17:40] <mpx> check out my foot in this here big hole
[17:40] <jin`mx> HEHE

801
[22:44] <bliP> ban him.
[22:44] <jin`mx> who ret?
[22:44] <jin`mx> if you insist...
[22:44] *** jin`mx sets mode: +b *!*@210-54-66-244.dialup.xtra.co.nz
[22:44] <Ret-> what?
[22:44] *** Ret- was kicked by jin`mx (jin`mx)

802
[01:31] <BMWrolla> y dose my connection say 10Mbps :) am i uncaped ???????

803
[19:58] *** tripz has joined #nzgames
[19:58] <tripz> sepulchral is gay
[19:58] *** tripz has left #nzgames
[20:00] <UncleGus> hahaha, what a stink cunt
[20:00] <UncleGus> who does that?
[20:00] <UncleGus> who just rocks up, says "YOUR GAY" and leaves?
[20:00] <UncleGus> what a homo

804
[21:04] <Azmodan> what
[21:04] <Azmodan> slack cunt later
[21:04] <jin`mx> WHAT
[21:04] <jin`mx> WHAT CUNT
[21:04] <jin`mx> FUCKEN
[21:04] <jin`mx> WHAT THE FUCK
[21:04] <Azmodan> WANNA GO?
[21:04] <jin`mx> #OUTSIDE
[21:04] <Azmodan> RIGHT NOW CUNT
[21:04] <jin`mx> LETS GO
[21:05] <Azmodan> FUCKYA
[21:05] <jin`mx> :(
[21:05] <fattysleep> ROFL
[21:05] <fattysleep> #OUTSIDE
[21:05] *** jin`mx Quit (Quit: HAHA YOU FAGOT NERDS)
[21:05] <fattysleep> WHAT A CRACKUP
[21:05] <Azmodan> kicked to #thekerb

805
[17:20] *** !j-dog! $ NEWSFLASH - YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS. WE HAVE NO BANANAS TODAY.
[17:21] *** !j-dog! $ THANK YOU, YOU MAY NOW RESUME NORMAL OPERATIONS.

806
[20:35] <Trigger> is there a way to make mirc un-quittable? I keep closing the window by mistake
[20:37] <bliP> Trigger: alt+z then tick the confirm quit box
[20:37] *** Trigger has left #nzgames
[20:37] <bliP> HEHEHE
[20:37] *** Trigger has joined #nzgames
[20:38] <p-b> hahaha
[20:38] <Trigger> fuck you
[20:38] <bliP> hehehahahah
[20:38] <p-b> aaaahahahaha
[20:38] <bliP> there's an option in options somewhere
[20:38] <mpx> haha

807
[22:14] <Ret-> if we play scuba.bsp
[22:14] <Ret-> they'll all hafta dl the map!
[22:14] <Ret-> :D
[22:14] <Dest-X> waow ret you sux

[player]

·zoddy^^· i had uncapped dsl for first half of the week, but i ahd 200 ping so i reset router

HEHE YEEEYA DEDICATION TO THE GAMES

[raffe]

bliP said i was mad

im not mad just alittle delusional sometimes.

ping > downloads

[Ret-]

Originally posted by bliP

780
[01:51] <bern> do u ever go outside Ret-?

I dont get how this is funny :/

[W0Lv3R1nE]

i get it

[Ret-]

ya bum :O

[W0Lv3R1nE]

[20:32:33] <loki-> <boneh> when i was like 4...i was in bath with my sister, AND SHE DID A SHIT AND IT FLOATED TOWARDS ME AND I CRYED AND I COULDNT GET OUT OF BATH AND IT WAS TOUCHING MY PENIS
[20:32:47] <baboon`> HAHAH
[20:32:50] <sole> ROFL
[20:33:00] <WolveriNE> LOL

[Jin]

[14:29] * bliP ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: [18:52] <DD> One good thing about daylightsavings is that the car clock now tells the correct time)
[14:30] <RBumz0r> blips oiff having another pill
[14:30] <RBumz0r> pull
[14:33] * bliP ([email protected]) has joined #oztf
[14:33] <bliP> your a homo rb
[14:33] * bliP ([email protected]) has left #oztf

[Ret-]

hehe jin

This quote probably not so funny but im bored so I'll post..

[11:56:37] * wtftard ([email protected]) has joined #oztf
[11:56:45] <wtftard> any cd keys
[11:56:56] * Slappa ([email protected]) Quit (Client closed connection)
[11:57:57] <Ret-> wtftard: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
[11:58:23] <loki-> lol
[11:58:30] <RBumz0r> hehehe
[11:58:41] <Ret-> seriously
[11:58:42] <C-3> ahha
[11:59:16] <RBumz0r> heheh
*after a bit of useless talk*
[12:05:45] <Ret-> wtftard: press alt+z to query a cdkey bot
[12:05:55] <Ret-> it'll give you lots of cdkeys
[12:06:03] <C-3> rofl
[12:06:03] * wtftard ([email protected]) has left #oztf
[12:06:05] <Ret-> AHAHA
[12:06:08] <loki-> AHAHH
[12:06:10] <loki-> AHAAHAHHAH
[12:06:12] <C-3> AHAHAHAH
[12:06:14] <Ret-> HEHEHEHEHE
[12:06:15] <kad> lol
[12:06:20] <_PH> HAHAHAHAHA
[12:06:22] <_PH> WTF ARE WE LAUGHING AT
[12:06:23] <_PH> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[12:06:26] <Ret-> ROFL
[12:06:29] * BufF ([email protected]) has joined #oztf
[12:06:30] <Ret-> im actually rofling
[12:06:32] <Ret-> HEH

[W0Lv3R1nE]

[22:29:37] <@Sho> yeah, im downloading all of sailormoon

[Ret-]

hehe..









...









..but sailor moon rocks :S

[W0Lv3R1nE]

[13:06:33] <WolveriNE-> ohh
[13:06:36] <WolveriNE-> i use to have that problem
[13:06:39] <WolveriNE-> presss
[13:06:41] <WolveriNE-> alt z
[13:06:49] <WolveriNE-> eclipse
[13:07:04] * Parts: perrytate ([email protected])
[13:07:07] <WolveriNE-> it comes up with an option box
[13:07:11] * Joins: perrytate ([email protected])
[13:07:12] * Parts: eclipse ([email protected])
[13:07:13] <perrytate> yay
[13:07:15] <WolveriNE-> lol
[13:07:18] <fur> lol
[13:07:28] <WolveriNE-> kad u newb :P
[13:07:32] <perrytate> type /hop for free porn
[13:07:51] * Parts: perrytate ([email protected])
[13:07:51] * Joins: perrytate ([email protected])
[13:07:52] <perrytate> !
[13:08:06] <perrytate> look at all this gloriuos PORNOGRAPHY
[13:08:13] * Joins: eclipse ([email protected])
[13:08:15] <fur> u sounded so genine wolv
[13:08:33] <WolveriNE-> HEH
[13:08:50] <fur> eclipse open up another mirc
[13:08:50] <eclipse> yeah i know
[13:08:55] <eclipse> fuck u

[13:11:47] <eclipse> you fucken cunt WolveriNE-
[13:11:49] <eclipse> i kill u

[Jin]

[22:54:42] <@Azmodan> hey I got a girlfriend!
[22:56:05] <circa> wicked
[22:56:07] <circa>
[22:56:13] <circa> how much did she cost?
[22:56:18] <circa> my last one cost $50
[22:56:19] <circa> ;\
[22:56:34] <@Azmodan> you wont believe it
[22:56:38] <@Azmodan> shes free!
[22:56:46] <@Azmodan> man im happy
[22:56:48] <circa> fuck!
[22:56:52] <circa> wicked bro
[22:57:01] <circa> i'm happy for you. saving your money and stuff

[circa]

not #nztf but just a few i think are funny :>


<deh> when u go to south auckland
<deh> u realise
<deh> how fortunate u r
<deh> to have shoes


[22:22:38] <@deh> circa i heard mr bmx was selling pirate copys of ur demos n shit to the beggers
[22:22:41] <@deh> cuz ur famous n shit
[22:23:01] <@deh> apparently mirage wants to interview you for some progaming website


[12:02:37] <@deh> do you still have beer?
[12:02:37] <@deh> lol
[12:02:43] <gRiNd187> yeah
[12:02:52] <gRiNd187> about 20
[12:02:53] <gRiNd187> lol
[12:02:58] <gRiNd187> or 19 or 18
[12:03:02] <gRiNd187> i dont drink much
[12:03:13] <@deh> whoa
[12:03:32] <@deh> did u get a box of 24 or something?
[12:03:35] <gRiNd187> yeah
[12:03:36] <@deh> for #nye celebrations?
[12:03:37] <@deh> lol
[12:03:41] <@circa> HAHAHHAHAHAHA


[01:34] <jin`O_o> cya brad
[01:34] <Cookie> Night coonface.
[01:34] <koldz`> cya brad
[01:34] <koldz`> racist Cookie
[01:34] <koldz`> !
[01:34] <circa> WHATEVERYOUDODONTREADMYQUITMESSAGE
[01:34] * circa ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: [01:19] <Cookie> I can only orgasm clitorally, and via the g spot.)
[01:34] <Cookie> Rofl.
[01:34] <Cookie> Fucken bastard!#@$


[12:48:17] <@dirtbox> i just realised i was having a pull with my left hand

[Jin]

[03:24] <Cyberbob> fucking hell this l2 download is gonna take a while.
[03:24] <Cyberbob> DAMNIT
[03:24] <Cyberbob> if i went to bed now
[03:24] <jin`z_Z> :[
[03:24] <jin`z_Z> why
[03:25] <Cyberbob> and woke up at like 7am
[03:25] <Cyberbob> i could go into work with my dad
[03:25] <Cyberbob> and get it on a 100meg connection
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> do that!
[03:25] <Cyberbob> man thats tempting
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> do that!
[03:25] <Cyberbob> but i'll get sweet fuck all sleep :/
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> do that!
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> fine then
[03:25] <Cyberbob> hrm
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> DONT play l2
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> with us
[03:25] <Cyberbob> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> and have fun
[03:25] <jin`z_Z> FINE THEN
[03:25] * Cyberbob ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: fuck you ! sleeep)

[Azmodan]

The people demand more blipquotes(tm)

[Jin]

[12:36] <jin`z_Z> hahaha
[12:36] <jin`z_Z> im the only op in here
[12:36] <jin`z_Z> YOURE ALL FUCKED
[12:36] * jin`z_Z sets mode: +v Far-Q-
[12:36] * iT_17 ([email protected]) has left #nztf (in your dreams faggot)

[circa]

[19:50:32] <Wolverine-> #cawpug just started.
[19:50:52] <circa> tf just ended

[W0Lv3R1nE]

[15:47:13] * kd sets mode: +m
[15:47:18] <@kd> #brew
[15:47:18] <@hydrobuds> twisted #bloo
[15:47:21] <@kd> ok
[15:47:22] <@hydrobuds> twisted #rhed
[15:47:24] <@kd> #reeeed
[15:47:26] <@kd> ok
[15:47:28] <@kd> #brew

[Azmodan]

Originally posted by Azmodan
Get some funny quotes please Wolv
OIHNO~~~

Please get some funny quotes Wolv, for the love of god PLEASE

[W0Lv3R1nE]

[17:10:50] <@Wolverine-> #cry

[Jin]

[11:43] <wtf-Wolfy> YOU'RE ALL NERDS!
[11:43] <wtf-Wolfy> and I'm better than all of you becasue I passed physics
[11:43] <wtf-Wolfy> and i only stayed for 45mins in the exam
[11:44] <wtf-Wolfy> i = win
[11:44] <wtf-Wolfy>
[11:44] * mpx ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[11:44] <mpx-> what are you gonna use physics for though
[11:44] <mpx-> i mean really
[11:45] <mpx-> so you = lame
[11:45] <mpx-> :P
[11:45] <wtf-Wolfy> oh its nbot useful at all
[11:46] <wtf-Wolfy> it just means i sound smart by saying i have it
[11:46] <wtf-Wolfy> its like a penis extension really

[Jin]

[12:51] <Wolverine-> if i ever see pnp in reallife
[12:51] <Wolverine-> im gona smash them in the face
[12:51] <Wolverine-> cept blip coz hes o.k

[Jin]

[17:39] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> anyone on server 2 selling a bronze breastplate?
[17:39] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> i am
[17:39] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> meet me in gludin
[17:39] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> go
[17:39] * retsam ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)
[17:39] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> wait
[17:39] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> how much does it cost
[17:39] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> 90k
[17:40] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> dude
[17:40] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> it only cost 60k in the npc store
[17:40] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> don't lie to me
[17:40] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> im not ...
[17:40] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> I refuse to put up with this.
[17:40] <[N]Rhayde`sleep> afk.
[17:40] <Disastorm[LittleDragon-server2> lol

[Cyberbob]

#lineage2 is a crack up

[zodiac86]

[21:38] <Ret-> then go to net cafe
[21:38] <Ret-> !
[21:39] <Ret-> heh
[21:39] * Kevorkian is now known as Kev|TF
[21:39] <Ret-> are you typing out a big msg zod or can I go
[21:39] <Ret-> ?
[21:40] <Ret-> EH?
[21:41] <Ret-> OK!
[21:41] <Ret-> night
[21:41] <Ret-> g'nmight
[21:41] <Ret-> zod^^
[21:41] <Ret-> struff
[21:41] <Ret-> stuff even
[21:41] <Ret-> :]
[21:41] * Ret- ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Ret- becomes bored with life.)
[21:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
[21:50] <zod^^> haha

i wandered off to see what was on tele

[bliP]

808
[22:23] <[Dk]Kosta> and i dont no what a client is
[22:24] <bliP> what does the version command say
[22:24] <[Dk]Kosta> where?
[22:24] <bliP> type it in console
[22:24] <[Dk]Kosta> type what?

809
[23:08] <mpx> gimme a song ret/jin
[23:08] <leadinjector> that is some FINE sumo
[23:09] <Ret-> hmm
[23:09] <leadinjector> she can wrestle me to the ground any day
[23:09] <leadinjector> i dont think i would resist much either, i like it rough
[23:10] <Ret-> acdc - back in black
[23:10] <Ret-> mpx
[23:10] <leadinjector> hes masturbating over the sumo
[23:10] <mpx> Ret-
[23:10] <Ret-> yo
[23:10] <mpx> do you listen to anything
[23:10] <mpx> like
[23:10] <Ret-> oh here we go
[23:10] <mpx> AFTER you were born?
[23:10] <mpx> well i mean come on
[23:10] <mpx> acdc
[23:10] <mpx> :P
[23:10] <Ret-> :\
[23:10] <bliP> hahahh

810
[23:14] <jin`z_Z> [23:04] <hS_oF_mOnG> because $100k of computers got stolen
[23:14] * jin`z_Z pads new 3 computers
[23:14] <jin`z_Z> btw anyone
[23:14] <jin`z_Z> im selling cheap computer parts
[23:14] <jin`z_Z> about 100k worth
[23:14] <jin`z_Z> pm me
[23:15] <goten-away> any hds?
[23:15] <jin`z_Z> :/
[23:15] <bliP> hahhah
[23:15] <goten-away> ;p

811
[17:51] <HellToupee> i mean the tanks in h&d2 actually have a diver and gunners
[17:51] <HellToupee> drive*
[17:51] <HellToupee> r
[17:52] <bliP> haha diver
[17:52] <Minder> useful in a tank =/
[17:52] <Minder> :p
[17:52] <goten-> heeh
[17:52] <zod^^> put the periscope up!
[17:52] <bliP> hahhahh tank

812
[19:01] <circa> are you on the doile blip?
[19:01] <circa> :>
[19:01] <circa> dole
[19:01] <bliP> nup
[19:01] <bliP> aka STUDENT HARDSHIP BENAFIT
[19:01] <circa> :]
[19:01] <circa> what a maori!
[19:01] <bliP> i hate it
[19:02] <circa> well
[19:02] <circa> get a job then
[19:02] <circa> : >
[19:02] <bliP> why didn't i think of that?!
[19:03] <circa> because you're a maori on the student hardship benefit
[19:03] <bliP> true :[
[19:03] <circa> >:[

813
[19:28] <Kosta> dus n e one no any programs to edit model files?
[19:31] <circa> you're
[19:32] <bliP> hahhahaha

814
[21:13] <BrWarrior> What animal has a cunt halfway up it's back??
[21:13] <mpx> what are you playing
[21:13] *** ccs has joined #nzgames
[21:13] <mpx> Answer: ccs
[21:13] <mpx> HA!!!!
[21:13] <koldz`> hahahha!
[21:13] <BrWarrior> A police horse...
[21:13] <leadinjector> HAHAHAHA
[21:13] <bliP___> hahaha
[21:13] <koldz`> o shit, it's ccs!
[21:13] <ccs> I'll kill you all
[21:13] <BrWarrior> Oh, I shouldn't say that, My bro is a cop :/
[21:13] <BrWarrior> hehehe
[21:13] <ccs> sons of bitches

815
[01:29] <bliP> being a lazy bum is kinda nice ...
[01:29] <DD> Yeh its nice and all, until you put it in your cv
[01:29] <DD> So... what have you been doing the past two years
[01:29] <DD> well....
[01:30] <bliP> "fuck all"
[01:30] <bliP> "your hired!"
[01:30] <bliP> "you're"
[01:30] <bliP> "your FIRED!"
[01:30] <bliP> "yo....oh"
[01:30] <bliP> ":("
[01:30] * Far-Q- Duran Duran - Notorious.mp3
[01:31] <MonoXide> haha
[01:31] * Far-Q- Echo And The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon.mp3
[01:31] <DD> hehe blip
[01:31] <DD> hahah blip
[01:32] <DD> that just gets funnier and funnier

816
[15:19] <mpx> what did the ruler say to the rock
[15:19] <mpx> dude you rock
[15:19] <mpx> what did the rock say to the ruler
[15:19] <mpx> dude you rule

817
[18:53] <Andy> wolv doesnt need a car cos he just frj's to the gaybar
[18:54] <circa> lol
[18:55] <bliP> rofl
[19:01] <donaldo> haha
[19:03] <Ret-> ahaha

818
[13:06] <Ret-> sio!
[13:06] <Wolverine-> ..\
[13:07] <Wolverine-> ret u pnp wannabe
[13:07] <Ret-> D:
[13:07] <Ret-> :]
[13:07] <Ret-> :]
[13:07] <Ret-> hi
[13:07] <Wolverine-> stop smiling like those fags on the forums
[13:07] <Wolverine-> wannabe
[13:07] <Ret-> :]
[13:08] *** iT_Belth is now known as iT_Belth|Aw
[13:09] <Wolverine-> .
[13:09] *** Wolverine- ([email protected]) has left #nztf
[13:10] <Ret-> bye
[13:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
[13:15] <Pol|work> oioi
[13:16] <[Tw_wT]> hahahahahaaha

819
[19:02] <bliP> //say $decode(SSBMT1ZFIFRIRSBDT0NL,mt)
[19:02] <bliP> FG6S8
[19:03] <Wolverine-> I LOVE THE COCK
[19:03] <Wolverine-> OMG
[19:03] <Wolverine-> YOU FAGOT
[19:03] <bliP> owned
[19:03] <bliP> owned
[19:03] <bliP> owned
[19:03] <bliP> owned
[19:03] <Wolverine-> I HATE U
[19:03] *** Wolverine- has left #nztf
[19:03] <[Tw_wT]> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
[19:03] <[Tw_wT]> shot blip
[19:03] <bliP> :D

820
[21:43] <mpx> my mate came over and helped me format cause im too real life to do it myself

821
[21:44] <mpx> wot the bloody shit !11one!??//forward slash//?????/??

822
[18:20] <WhoReallyCares> are all those peepz nt memebrs?
[18:20] <UrbanOutlaw> Yes
[18:20] <UrbanOutlaw> All the ops are
[18:20] <{NT}Double> wrc if you check the forums you would realise this
[18:20] <WhoReallyCares> whos ret?
[18:20] <UrbanOutlaw> ChanServ is a Channel Server.
[18:20] <{NT}Double> my mama
[18:20] <WhoReallyCares> shut it lol
[18:20] <Ret-> fan
[18:20] <Ret-> :]
[18:20] <UrbanOutlaw> NT fan.
[18:20] <WhoReallyCares> :D
[18:20] <WhoReallyCares> lol we got fans?
[18:20] <Ret-> wouldnt mind joining some day
[18:20] <Ret-> too
[18:20] <Ret-> :]
[18:21] <{NT}Double> would you like my autograph

823
[12:45] <mpx> thats why i wanna work for fhm
[12:45] <mpx> photoshop their hot chix
[12:45] <mpx> and the chix will go omg you got rid of my blemishes do me now
[12:45] <mpx> and im like
[12:45] <mpx> k

824
[17:35] <c9`> can somone tell me how to use a socks proxy?
[17:35] <c9`> to mask my ip?
[17:35] <c9`> or wehatever
[17:35] <c9`> how its done
[17:36] <oosi> hm
[17:36] <oosi> why you use socks?
[17:36] <c9`> i dunno
[17:36] <c9`> dunno what im doin
[17:36] <c9`> eheh
[17:36] <c9`> i called some admin at etg ugly
[17:36] <c9`> and he g-lined me
[17:36] <c9`> or whatever
[17:36] <c9`> rofl
[17:37] <c9`> i needa get back in
[17:37] <c9`> there so mature at etg
[17:37] <c9`> =)
[17:37] <oosi> eh
[17:37] <c9`> u know how to do it?
[17:38] <c9`> i did it long ago...
[17:38] <c9`> but totally forgot
[17:38] <oosi> no i cant remember
[17:38] <c9`> me either
[17:38] <c9`> =(

825
[19:10] *** RFleming has joined #mozilla
[19:10] <RFleming> well that problem is solved.
[19:11] <RFleming> whoops... wrong channel
[19:11] <RFleming> close
[19:11] *** RFleming has left #mozilla

826
[19:05] <circa> UrbanOutlaw
[19:05] <circa> his dogs name is crank
[19:05] <circa> hes a super geek dog
[19:05] <circa> !
[19:05] <circa> who runs linux
[19:05] <circa> debain from memory
[19:05] <circa> infact hes the main coder
[19:06] <circa> all the bitch dogs want him
[19:06] <circa> too bad he got his nuts chopped
[19:06] <circa> :/
[19:09] <Azmodan> hahaha
[19:10] <Azmodan> mmm chopped nuts

827
[18:40] <icefox> i got hit in the head with A CHANSAW
[18:40] <icefox> LOLZ

828
[21:47] <mpx> i hope they have seated seats
[21:47] <mpx> so i can just sit there and go "o m f g"
[21:50] <daefoob> seated seats eh
[21:51] <mpx> hehe yeah
[21:51] <mpx> ones that sit !
[21:52] <circa> lol
[21:52] <circa> seated seats
[21:52] <circa> classic :D

829
[14:19] *** !shadow! $ IT IS TEH POEM TIME
[14:20] *** !meeb! $ coo
[14:20] *** !shadow! $ roses are rgb(255,0,0)
[14:20] *** !shadow! $ violets are rgb(0,0,255)
[14:20] *** !shadow! $ stevoo is cute
[14:20] *** !shadow! $ so am I
[14:20] *** !shadow! $ EOF

830
[17:22] <Azmodan> give me a sec YOU TREPANNATION FETISH SWIRLY MOSQUITO LARVAE FUCKING ANALLY DEBILITATED CORPSE LOVING DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER WHOS GUNNA GET JAILED FOR SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT THE BEACH LOOKING AT LITTLE GIRLS IN TOGS

831
[00:41] <jin`z_Z> you guys better like
[00:41] <jin`z_Z> fucken post that quote of me
[00:42] <jin`z_Z> or ill be e-angry
[00:42] <jin`z_Z> and probibly abuse you on irc

832
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> i could look at goatse all day

833
[00:42] <bliP> i have to say that goatse doesn't worry me at all now
[00:42] <bliP> it's just another gaping anus
[00:42] <jin`z_Z> haha
[00:42] <Ret-> we :/
[00:42] <Ret-> ew
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> it sounds so wrong
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> but hes correct
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> i could look at goatse all day
[00:43] <bliP> desensisation
[00:43] * jin`z_Z drum roll
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> i know i just owned myself
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> after re-reading
[00:43] <jin`z_Z> what i just said
[00:43] * jin`z_Z sighs

834
[14:58] <Ret-> steam sucks
[14:58] <Azmodan> there you go folks
[14:58] <Azmodan> straight from the progamers mouth

835
[22:51] *** Ab sets mode: -b *!*@*.prem.tmns.net.au
[22:51] *** Cookie- has joined #nzgames
[22:51] <Ab> :)
[22:51] <Cookie-> =)
[22:51] <Cookie-> Thanks big daddeh.
[22:51] <Speed3D> bugger
[22:51] <Cookie-> =P
[22:52] <Ab> just make sure those pics are at least 1024x768, 24-bit colour
[22:52] <BrWarrior> lol

836
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837
[18:32] <plaz> I don't merely like the cock; I love it!

[zodiac86]

[14:53] * Wolv ([email protected]) has joined #cyber-tf-sex
[14:53] <Wolv> awesome
[14:53] <Wolv> where do i get laid
[14:53] * Hydra- ([email protected]) has joined #cyber-tf-sex
[14:54] <Hydra-> i'm rubbing my e-nipples
[14:54] <Wolv> asif
[14:54] <Hydra-> i'm an e-onepumpchump, i'm e-cumming all over the channel
[14:54] <Hydra-> i'm e-done
[14:54] * Hydra- throws e-$10 on the ground
[14:54] * Hydra- ([email protected]) has left #cyber-tf-sex
[14:54] <Wolv> omg
[14:54] <Wolv> IM NOT DONE YET MOTHERFUCKER

[zodiac86]

[23:10] <roman-> ive seen him play qw
[23:10] <roman-> hes pretty good
[23:10] <zod^^> thats his aimbot and radar tho
[23:10] <roman-> how do u get a aimbot
[23:10] <roman-> cause i want one so i can frag more
[23:11] <zod^^> go into #tf-aimbot , they have them in there
[23:11] <roman-> ok
[23:11] <zod^^> ask someone and they will send you one
[23:11] <zod^^> [23:11] * roman- ([email protected]) has joined #tf-aimbot
[23:11] <zod^^> [23:11] * Paul ([email protected]) has joined #tf-aimbot
[23:11] <roman-> no one in there
[23:11] <zod^^> ahaha classic
[23:12] <zod^^> sorry i couldnt resist

[ForKoreaLove]

Originally posted by bliP
808
836
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fuck I truely am a machine.

[ForKoreaLove]

[18:41] * You were killed by Services.EnterTheGame.Com (([Ref#:89262 - Expires:2/24/04] [N]hS_oF_mOnG - grow up - those sentiments are not allowed on ETG - http://help.enterthegame.com/etg-rules.htm))
-
[18:41] Closing Link: 219-89-171-116.jetstart.xtra.co.nz [N]hS_oF_mOnG (Killed (Services.EnterTheGame.Com ([Ref#:89262 - Expires:2/24/04] [N]hS_oF_mOnG - grow up - those sentiments are not allowed on ETG - http://help.enterthegame.com/etg-rules.htm)))

[Jin]

[16:54] <mpx> ...
[16:54] <mpx> Hello.
[17:06] * px|sim[a] is now known as px|simcore
[17:12] <px|simcore> hi2u!
[17:12] <mpx> bliP
[17:12] <mpx> wanna go play some ctf ?
[17:13] <mpx> on the special ctf server
[17:13] <mpx> get some players in there
[17:13] <mpx> should make for some good games
[17:13] <mpx> answer me bitch
[17:13] <mpx> dont make me kick you haha
[17:14] <mpx> ahah
[17:14] <mpx> sorry man
[17:14] <mpx> :>
[17:14] * bliP sets mode: +b *[email protected]*.jet.net.nz
[17:14] * mpx was kicked by bliP (boot)
[17:15] * bliP ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
[17:15] * slashER` ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.8 :: www.XLhost.de ))

*** Later ***

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[17:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +o bliP`
[17:42] * bliP` sets mode: -b *[email protected]*.jet.net.nz
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HHAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU BOTH ARE GFAY

[W0Lv3R1nE]

(20:57:08) (scorPs) hehe
(20:57:15) (scorPs) i made a bomb threat to me old school
(20:57:18) (scorPs) to get outta homework
(20:57:25) (scorPs) i used me fkn home phone didnt i
(20:57:25) (Hydra-) lol
(20:57:26) (scorPs) HAHAH
(20:57:33) (scorPs) fkn coppers knocked on me door an hour later
(20:57:38) (FIBbrokenmouse) lol
(20:57:41) (scorPs) you been making any phone calls
(20:57:43) (scorPs) errrr noo
(20:57:50) (Vomit) idiot
(20:57:52) (scorPs) ok, yea i rang up n said there was a bomb
(20:57:53) (FIBbrokenmouse) meant to use public phone
(20:57:54) (FIBbrokenmouse) haha
(20:57:58) (scorPs) yea
(20:58:04) (scorPs) i know that now
(20:58:05) (thuglife) hahahaha
(20:58:09) (scorPs) i was young as fuck

[bliP]

838
[15:42] *** !meeb! $ oh god qoreQ's woken up, lets all talk slowly se he can understand us
[15:43] *** !stevoo! $ ROFL

839
[16:23] <Azmodan> woohoo! every time I see last post made by: blip in the irc quotes thread I pee my pants a little in excitement

840
[17:07] <circa> hmmmm i wonder what a dump is like after a day on morphene
[17:07] <circa> brb

841
[16:54] <Azmodan> don't you hate it when you're having sex and the chick jumps off and says I have to go home
[16:54] <Azmodan> rough shit
[17:00] <circa> you dont own handcuffs do you ben? :>
[17:04] <Azmodan> ha
[17:04] <Azmodan> perfect solution
[17:04] <circa> i find the fluffy ones work a treat
[17:05] <circa> "hey what are those"
[17:05] <circa> "they're really cool handcuffs, try them on"
[17:05] <circa> as soon as she puts one on
[17:05] <circa> grab the other
[17:05] <circa> slap it on your bed post/head thingy
[17:05] <circa> gg
[17:05] <Azmodan> ha
[17:05] <Azmodan> no going to work for you bitch
[17:06] <circa> "dam it looks like you're handcuffed to the bed"

842
[16:27] <Wolverine-> ne1 tried e
[16:28] <Azmodan> yes
[16:28] <Wolverine-> is it anything like those herbal dance pills
[16:28] <Azmodan> yes
[16:28] <Azmodan> but better
[16:28] <Wolverine-> rapture and charged
[16:28] <Azmodan> and you get more loved up
[16:28] <circa> WOLV YOU FUCKEN DRUGGY
[16:28] <Azmodan> I don't care, herbals are all bullshit
[16:28] <Wolverine-> is it addictive
[16:28] <Azmodan> and you're too young to take E
[16:28] <Wolverine-> yeah
[16:28] <mercury-> u cant crack a fat :()

843
[16:30] <Wolverine-> yeah i couldnt handle the come down from rapture yesterday

844
[01:06] <bern> if irc destroys your social life
[01:06] <bern> u idiot
[01:06] <bern> spart told me at tfl2
[01:06] <bern> he was like right next to abc
[01:06] <bern> he could see him
[01:06] <bern> and abc said hi to him on irc
[01:06] <bern> instead of saying hi in person
[01:07] <bern> lol
[01:07] <bliP> lolol
[01:07] <Marsh> lol

845
[01:06] <bliP> do you have any comments on how i can improve
[01:06] <Ret-> heh
[01:07] <Ret-> hmm
[01:07] <Ret-> not really anything, the flag runs were good in the spiral
[01:08] <Ret-> tf is dying anyway
[01:08] <Ret-> fsck it
[01:08] <bliP> haha

846
[17:21] <mpx> something to tell your children
[17:21] <mpx> i tried doing wingchun underwater yesterday Trigger
[17:21] <mpx> didnt work too well
[17:21] <mpx> i'll be buggered if i get mugged underwater

847
[18:05] <mpx> mary j blige
[18:05] <mpx> is a hoe
[18:05] <mpx> and v.ugly
[18:05] <mpx> imo
[18:08] *** peanuts ([email protected]) has left #nzgames (this channel sucks)
[18:11] <mpx> obviously offended a mary j blige fan
[18:11] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 34
[18:12] <Cyberbob> haha
[18:12] <Cyberbob> prolly
[18:12] <Cyberbob> say sorry!

[bliP]

848
[17:06] <Wolverine-> /alias /age /say I am currently 18.105779 years old
[17:06] <Wolverine-> er
[17:06] <Wolverine-> gay

849
[19:33] *** (s) *** Notice -- Received KILL message for [email protected] From AdminServ Path: ( slk - channel ban evasion)
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850
[15:29] *** mpx ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (AdminServ (don't impersonate with malicious intent)))

851
[22:56] <mercury> oi
[22:56] <mercury> kick zippo
[23:10] <bliP> why
[23:11] <mercury> #cawpug
[23:12] <bliP> not good enough
[23:14] <zod^^> reason/time of offence/name while offending/user id/how old they are/where they live/shoe size, or bliP does nothing.
[23:14] <mercury> aha
[23:14] <bliP> zod knows the drill

852
[20:27] <da-wake> vq time :D
[20:32] <mpx> dont think the museum's open at this time da-wake
[20:32] <mpx> BACHING!
[20:32] <mpx> oh what
[20:32] * mpx looks at the time diff between replies
[20:32] <mpx> well if it was straight after it would've been extra funny :D

853
[23:47] * DD plays Britney Spears - I did DD in the back of my car.mp3

854
[23:49] <DD> I'd do ricky martin, just to say I did ricky martin

855
[23:51] * DD plays NOFX - Bob.mp3
[23:51] * DD on his penis

856
[11:53] <mpx> im so bored im browsing through nzg archives

857
[23:56] <[Tw_wT]> ret plays cs in his head...but irl hes just scanning ase over and over

[bliP]

858
[23:57] <Fred> lol @ roman
[23:57] <Fred> hes classic
[23:57] <James> id hate to be rets mum
[23:57] <James> seriously
[23:57] <James> having a kid
[23:57] <James> who is like
[23:57] <James> and never opens his curtains
[23:57] <James> actually
[23:57] <James> fuck having a kid that plays tf
[23:57] <Bob> or cs
[23:58] <Fred> fuck having a ret
[23:58] <Fred> its lik a advertisement for abortions
[23:58] <Fred> "stop it b4 its to late"
[23:58] <Fred> :P
[23:58] <Bob> hahah
[23:58] <James> yeah and make an ad on tv
[23:58] <James> "DO YOU WANT A RET?"
[23:58] <Fred> i mean what chump gives up on school...to be a "pro gamer"...where he can only run quae
[23:59] <Fred> quake
[23:59] <James> "DIDNT THINK SO"
[23:59] <Fred> LOL
[23:59] <Fred> next thing u know
[23:59] <Fred> chastity is the new in thing
[23:59] <Fred> :p
[23:59] <Bob> advertisement for a bucket, if you don't use this, look what happens
[23:59] <James> rofl
[23:59] <James> HAHHA
[23:59] <James> BUCKET
[23:59] <James> i can see it now
[23:59] <Bob> bucketup inc.
[00:00] <James> "the new durex bucket, comes in 3 options: ribbed smooth and flavoured"
[00:00] <Fred> OMG
[00:00] <Fred> LETS MAKE THE COMPANY OF THE FUTUREE
[00:00] <Fred> bucketlove.org
[00:00] <Bob> aaahahah
[00:00] <James> "plug that bitch up, she aint having kids"
[00:00] <James> lol!
[00:00] <Fred> "so her u really care...give her all she can take"
[00:00] <James> "get a bucket and fuck it"
[00:01] <Bob> "if no bucket then suckit"
[00:01] <James> lol
[00:01] <James> :D
[00:01] <James> i have always followed the saying
[00:02] <James> "up the bum no kids"
[00:02] <Bob> hahah
[00:02] <Fred> :D
[00:02] <Bob> so true
[00:02] <James> but now theres buckets
[00:02] <James> ..
[00:02] <Fred> no more shit on cock!
[00:02] <Fred> u have have no complain of our product
[00:02] <James> BRo
[00:02] <James> BRO
[00:02] <James> you dont get shit
[00:02] <James> on your dick
[00:02] <James> honest
[00:02] <jin`> >.<
[00:03] <jin`> you guys are retarded
[00:03] <Fred> ask jin
[00:03] <Fred> hes the grand masta
[00:03] <James> thanks
[00:03] <Bob> jin has dick on highlight
[00:03] *** jin` has left #nztf
[00:03] <Fred> hahaha
[00:03] <James> hahaha
[00:03] <Fred> !!!!
[00:03] <Bob> HEHHE
[00:03] <James> awesome
[00:03] <James> now back to sex talk
[00:03] <James> anyway
[00:03] <James> you dont get shit on it
[00:03] <James> like
[00:03] <James> it might be different if you're doing it to a guy
[00:03] <Fred> haha
[00:03] <James> but i dont wanna go there

859
[00:17] <circa> i remember watching this billy t james movie
[00:17] <circa> and billy t james was driving along
[00:17] <circa> and got a flat tire
[00:17] <circa> so while changing it, this other maori dude comes along
[00:17] <circa> and pops the bonnet
[00:17] <circa> and billy t james looks up
[00:17] <circa> and the guy goes
[00:18] <circa> "nah its sweet bro, you take the wheels i'll take the motor"
[00:18] <circa> fucken crack up as
[00:18] <bliP> rofl
[00:18] <[Tw_wT]> hahaha

860
[00:19] <bliP> maori.nz has to be the dumbest domain ever
[00:19] <circa> man
[00:19] <circa> sometimes i wonder
[00:20] <bliP> bet the guy who passed it got lots of bk
[00:20] <circa> if "educated.maori.nz" is meant to be a 404
[00:20] <bliP> hahaha
[00:20] <[Tw_wT]> LOL

861
[00:35] <tokyo_breakfast> .maori.nz is the good shit
[00:35] <tokyo_breakfast> hah
[00:35] <circa> educated.maori.nz!!
[00:35] <tokyo_breakfast> lol
[00:35] <circa> 404?
[00:35] <circa> yes
[00:35] <tokyo_breakfast> haha
[00:35] <circa> why?
[00:35] <circa> i dont know
[00:35] <tokyo_breakfast> hahaha

862
[00:53] *** iT_Belth ([email protected]) has joined #bucket
[00:53] <iT_Belth> rofl
[00:53] *** iT_Belth ([email protected]) has left #bucket
[00:53] <[Tw_wT]> u got marrieed??
[00:54] <[Tw_wT]> POOR CUNT
[00:54] <[Tw_wT]> i feel more sorry for him than ret ;/
[00:54] <tokyo_breakfast> your kidding right

863 (/me)
[12:06] * bliP sets mode: +o mpx
[12:06] <mpx> (n) You are not a channel operator (#nzgames)
[12:07] <mpx> you fooled me good
[12:07] <bliP> haahah

864
[15:05] <[Tw_wT]> i bet i come back and something really fucked has happened
[15:05] <[Tw_wT]> like ret is the man or something
[15:05] <[Tw_wT]> hehe
[15:05] <circa> yeah
[15:05] <circa> rets in here by himself
[15:05] <circa> and he still doesnt get ops
[15:05] <circa> :P
[15:06] <[Tw_wT]> hahaha
[15:14] <bliP> lols

865
[17:36] <circa> my fingers are owned
[17:36] <circa> i play guitar too much
[17:36] <circa> :?
[17:36] <circa> :\
[17:37] <bliP> "guitar"
[17:37] <bliP> do you call all your body parts with instrument names
[17:39] <circa> fuckup of i'll punch you in the violin
[17:40] <bliP> hahha

866
[23:48] <Ret-> man, if I could I would move to europe just for dm :s

867
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:47:52) (@solj) ret was dumb
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:47:54) (Wolverine-) yeah
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:47:55) (@solj) he wlaks past me
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:47:56) (@solj) as a scout
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:00) (@solj) and shoots me with a shotty
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:02) (Mooo0) DEAD
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:05) (@solj) i just shove a rocket in his face
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:06) (@solj) 5h
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:08) (@solj) cya!
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:09) (Wolverine-) haha
[18:47] <Wolverine-> (17:48:24) (Hav) hence the name

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[16:35] * mpx has joined #nztf
[16:35] <mpx> jin`
[16:35] <mpx> bliP had a cry
[16:35] <mpx> and banned me from nzgames :P
[16:35] <mpx> cause i kicked him from a bf1942 server haha
[16:35] <mpx> he said
[16:35] <mpx> and i quote
[16:36] <mpx> that is the most unproffessional thing i have ever seen
[16:36] <mpx> nevermind the fact that he'd laugh about it if it wasn't him, but yeah
[16:36] <@zod^^> why did you kic
[16:37] <@zod^^> thats an interesting way to get someones attention
[16:37] <mpx> well it worked
[16:37] <fatty^^> haha
[16:37] <mpx> it was just 1 game in the whle world
[16:37] <mpx> and he went crazy
[16:37] * zod^^ sets mode: +b *!*@port-123-45-67-89.jet.net.nz
[16:37] * mpx was kicked by zod^^ (i want your attention)
[16:37] <goten-> ha
[16:38] <fatty^^> ahaha
[16:38] * zod^^ sets mode: -b *!*@port-123-45-67-89.jet.net.nz
[16:38] * mpx has joined #nztf
[16:38] <mpx> oh gay
[16:38] <mpx> fucking auto rejoin
[16:38] <@zod^^> did i get your attention?
[16:38] <mpx> yup
[16:38] <mpx> what you want?
[16:38] <@zod^^> sweet
[16:38] <mpx> i mean
[16:38] <mpx> that is the most unprofessional thing i have ever seen
[16:38] <@zod^^> :-(
[16:38] <fatty^^> hahaha
[16:38] <fatty^^> what a classic

[bliP]

869
[16:11] <mpx> buy your own fucking underwear you naked raging faget

870
[17:09] <ZataznFRIEDCHICKEN> I want ot register chanenl #nambla [nice and manner boko lookin asians]

871
[21:17] <p-b> you calm down psychoballs

872
[22:27] <donaldo> u hear ret is single and ready for some man meat
[22:27] <donaldo> u = i
[22:27] <Azmodan> yeh but shes in a diff island now so doesn't matter
[22:27] <Ret-> ohh yeah
[22:27] <Ret-> dont drop that soap

873
[13:14] <Deth> he's probly drunk, contracted an extra 200 stds and found out he has 3 more kids

874
[16:27] <mpx> i just pushed alt+z
[16:27] <mpx> and all these whack colours came up
[16:27] <mpx> wtf bliP
[16:27] <mpx> what is it?
[16:27] <bliP> 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
[16:27] <mpx> yea thats what came up?
[16:28] <mpx> but mine had more than that
[16:28] <bliP> your must be more advanced than mine
[16:28] *** fobski_on_the_jobski has left #nzgames
[16:28] <mpx> haha
[16:28] <mpx> ahaha
[16:29] <bliP> HhaHAHHA
[16:39] <jin`> ahhaha
[16:39] <jin`> hes not comming back
[16:39] <jin`> he knows hes owned

875
[22:48] <Trigger> I dont want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Cyberbob has a really sweet ass

876
[15:13] *** !police-cop! $ RELAX IDLE USERS, TEH NETWORK POLICE COPS HAVE ARRESTED STEVOO
[15:13] *** !stevoo! $ *in handcuffs*
[15:14] *** !police-cop! $ HE WILL NOW BE SUBJECT TO A FULL CAVITY SEARCH
[15:14] *** !stevoo! $ *bends over*
[15:14] *** !stevoo! $ *coughs*
[15:15] *** !police-cop! $ *pulls out large block of cocaine from stevoo's ass*
[15:15] *** !stevoo! $ plz no officer, give it back
[15:16] *** !police-cop! $ JOIN USE NEXT WEEK FOR TEH NEW EXICITING EPISODE OF NETWORK POLICE COPS, WITH MORE GLINES!!
[15:16] *** !stevoo! $ SAME TIME? SAME BAT CHANNEL?!
[15:17] *** !police-cop! $ SAME TIME, SAME WALLUSERS, NEXT WEEK: NETWORK POLICE COPS III: WHEN GLINES GO WRONG (feat. meeb)
[15:18] *** !stevoo! $ I'll be heading that show
[15:19] *** !police-cop! $ i must go now ...
[15:19] *** !police-cop! $ ... somewhere ...
[15:19] *** !police-cop! $ ... a crime is being comitted

877
[22:07] <ccs> oooooh weak boy....
[22:07] <ccs> mpx, are you going to beat me up now?
[22:07] <ccs> with your bung shu?

878
[01:27] <circa> when i got back from incubus
[01:27] <circa> my clothes were drenched in sweat
[01:27] <circa> like completely soaked
[01:27] <circa> so i put them over a chair
[01:28] <circa> and attacked them with....
[01:28] <circa> THE FIREHOSE
[01:28] <bliP> heeehe
[01:28] <MonoXide^72k> lol
[01:28] <circa> haha clothes got owned
[01:28] <circa> :>

879
[16:21] <mpx> FUCKING SHIT
[16:21] <mpx> i was minding my own business
[16:21] <mpx> pouring a drink
[16:21] <mpx> then bliP comes on teamspeak
[16:22] <mpx> fucking stereo on full boar
[16:22] <mpx> HEY~!!!!!!!
[16:22] <mpx> spilt my drinnk
[16:22] <mpx> :I