Random Thoughts II

[MadMax]

hmm, so many infected websites that are otherwise legit.

[ZoSo]

Fucking brutal being a BC fan.

[MadMax]

Oh dear god save me; the dreaded moment of ones life which is the themed costume work party is apon me.

[CCS]

It must be tough being a sperg ^^^

[Spink]

Originally Posted by fidgit

A 12 pack of Mountain Dew for less than $5? Damnit is anything in this country not overpriced compared to every where else??? :/!

fyi no

[Lightspeed]

Originally Posted by CCS

It must be tough being a sperg ^^^

It has its pros and cons.

[Cyberbob]

Nice headline on this Herald article.

Train pulls out while woman in wheelchair still getting off

[Delphinus]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Nice headline on this Herald article.

Train pulls out while woman in wheelchair still getting off

Should be congratulated really:

A rail staff member who was helping the couple immediately pressed the emergency stop button, which stopped the train, Ms Hume said.

"Then the people got off and made their way safely to the platform."

Looks like people acted promptly to deal with a rare situation and all was happily resolved.

[StN]

The mysogyny of Catholic trains...

[madmaxii]

Originally Posted by StN

The mysogyny of Catholic trains...

I suspect that might have gone over the heads of Poisson and some others in this forum.

[p01s0n]

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2...arty/?src=recg

lady hosts drug and alcohol free party for her son and school mates:

This end-of-summer party was a real opportunity for them to experience a substance-free celebration… and have fun.

“Yes, Zach, we can have the party at our house.”

The Facebook invitations stated in capital letters, “No drugs, no alcohol.” I hired security guards to search bags and patrol the grounds. I posted “no smoking” signs and photos comparing pink, healthy lungs with blackened, petrified lungs. I placed a few car-crash pictures on tables to highlight the fallacy of invincibility.

unexpected twist ending

[CCS]

Disappointment upon disappointment.

Hear knock on door, think it's man come to fix stuff in house. It's not. Disappointment #1.

There's a rather average chick and a smokin chick at the door... I'm thinking "I had you booked for Friday night" but no, the average chick says "Hi, would you say that you're happy?" Wha... well... so many ways I could answer that... No, I'm not happy because I don't think you'll be able to fix the cupboard door. I'm not happy because I would rather be asleep right now but I'm waiting for fixit guy. I'm not happy because you two aren't sluts rubbing your pussies like in the videos. Most of all, I'm not happy because you have badges that say "Sister Whatever, Church of the Latter Day Saints" Fuuuuhhhhhh. Disappointment #2. I hate it when a hottie is lost to religion.

Anyways, all I can think of to say is "Uhh... yeah." She says some other shit that I'm not listening to because I'm looking around for a mr fixit van or a maybe a hidden camera.
"Are you selling something?"
"No we're not selling anything"
"Are you... uhh... " I look at the badge again "Look I'm not religious" and I'm closing the door.
"That's okay"
"Okay... thanks..."
"Is there anything we can help you with?"
"Uhh no..." well yes, but I'm expecting somebody "Bye"
I look one last time at the hottie and silently curse the jesus.

If I wasn't waiting for a guy to come and fix shit and I was more awake, maybe I could have had some fun. But then, chances of filthiness with religo girls who are devout enough to walk around knocking on doors (American accents too. They've travelled a long way for this.) is pretty much zero. Chances of me just rubbing one out on internet porn? Dead cert and with guaranteed satisfaction to boot.

*sigh*




I seriously need a hidden camera by the door. This isn't the first conversation I've had that I wish I had on video.

[Lightspeed]

Oh god, that'd be like a wet dream come true for me.

[aR Que]

you get a guy in to fix a cupboard door? you're a fag.

[Lightspeed]

Synthetic drug users causing delays

While our society has fucked up, inconsistent, incoherent attitudes towards drug use, we deserve what we get. How many people are showing up to hospitals after smoking too much weed? It happens, for sure. But no one's complaining about them holding up emergency rooms.

And there are any number of alcohol related hospitalisations, but no one who wants to be taken seriously is calling for that to be banned.

[CCS]

Originally Posted by aR Que

you get a guy in to fix a cupboard door? you're a fag.

Haha, you're such an idiot sometimes, Quint. I'm sure I've explained this before. This is a rented property. That means there is a property manager who takes care of shit that was broken before we even moved in. At the expense of the landlord. And takes out of my hands any liability if I botch the repair. So yes, a man comes round and fixes the cupboard door, the window latches and the buggered door latch. I guess in Whangarei you don't have property managers to look after your trailer homes. I quite like the arrangement - all care, no responsibility.

[pxpx]

I think he is implying that Lightspeeds wet dream is that a guy comes over to fix his cupboard door?

[CCS]

That's plausible.

[aR Que]

. This is a rented property.

ah, so you're a poor fag, my bad.

[CCS]

If you feel proud about owning a $23 shack in Whangarei then uhh... don't let me burst your bubble.

[Lightspeed]

Owning a property? What a hassle. I mean, if you're breeding maybe, but shit, tied down to a single location? Not to mention the drama of finding and buying a house then maintaining it. I mean, unless you're a nester of course, then you love that shit.

[Pimp-X]

I must be so very hassled.

[Lightspeed]

Or a rich fag. Either way, fags abound it would seem.

[Pimp-X]

Does being rich cause faggitude?

[Rince]

Originally Posted by Pimp-X

I must be so very hassled.

yeah, I'm hassled four times over

[StN]

I got hassled, then it broke so I'm doubly hassled until it's fixed.

[MadMax]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Or a rich fag. Either way, fags abound it would seem.

wow. jelly much

[Lightspeed]

Not really, I was just continuing on from RQ's poor fag quip. Poor, rich, it's faggotry here isn't it?

[Ab]

[xor]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10890527

Rincey69, what's the word?

[StN]

I spent around $100 last week hiring a trialer and taking a bed, a mattress, a cot, an old aquarium cabinet and a TV to the dump.

Apparantly I am in the minority, everyone else seems to leave them at the side of the road. Which wouldn't be so bad if we did the Auckland Kerbside recycling thing. But we don't. You stick a "free" sign on it and devoid yourself of all association...

On a plus side, the recycling chaps did accept my three crates of 745ml bottles, and a large pile of AV rack system kit (who needs CD and Cassette players these days??)

[Pimp-X]

Originally Posted by Rince

yeah, I'm hassled four times over

Yeah that's the kind of hassled faggotry I'm experiencing also.

Weirdly enough I never seem to have to think about it.

Must be that "overthinking is reality" clause kicking in somewhere?

[CCS]

Originally Posted by StN

Apparantly I am in the minority, everyone else seems to leave them at the side of the road.

Aren't there plenty of vacant lots in Chch where people dump their shit?

[pxpx]

Originally Posted by StN

I spent around $100 last week hiring a trialer and taking a bed, a mattress, a cot, an old aquarium cabinet and a TV to the dump.

Took me a while to figure out what a trialer was, but I'm in that minority too.

[StN]

Originally Posted by pxpx

Took me a while to figure out what a trialer was, but I'm in that minority too.

I think that's a bloke problem with the left part of my brain not integrating synchronously with the right, and bits at opposite ends of the keyboard may get triggered out of order. Or I am a crap typist and can't be naffed proof reading...

[Luse]

Today was the first experience at a dentists which did not include excruciating pain. All these years and I thought that was normal, turns out my previous dentists were just shit.

Time to invest in a mouthguard to mitigate the damage from elbows during sports I guess.

Anyone have any suggestions on what to look for when mouthguard purchasing?

[Ab]

Get one of the mouthguards with gel that you can mold to a perfect fit.

[mpx]

Yeah I think you make a solution and put it in the mouthguard and then put it on your teeth and it makes a mould and it's like a perfect suction fit afterwards. Expensive but so worth it.

[StN]

$25 is expensive compared to $6, but not in the long run.

[cyc]

.... is a bad idea.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/n...ectid=10890607

A woman has admitted deceiving would-be holiday makers out of thousands of dollars after a judge caught her out on the finer points of sending email.

Anita Cranston denied 24 charges of using emails to get $60,000 worth of deposits from would-be holiday makers looking to rent a luxury villa in Denarau, Fiji.

LOL!