Random Thoughts II - Page 902

crocos · 11th October 2012, 19:26

We should have done that to you Bob

chiQ · 11th October 2012, 21:33

Oops, Streetsoundz knocked something and one of the displays on my dash has gone dark.

Ah well, they'll sort it, and it's SOOOOOO nice having my sub back in action

fidgit · 11th October 2012, 22:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Adding to the 'America's so fucked right now I don't even..." pile.

http://wonkette.com/483773/wells-far...on-wrong-house

Well so long as they're not black or Hispanic (hmm that surname...), I don't see why this is bad. They should be able to sue for a freaking gold mine.

If they are Hispanic, yeah they won't get shit.

Also: balls that Wonkette site on a tablet is frustrating - it loads the page then as yo start reading jumps to a "touch.wonkette", which takes ages to load, frustrating when the story was already loaded -_-

Nich · 12th October 2012, 07:22

^^^ theres so many sites that have crappy tablet versions or "download our app instead!" popups. its an epidemic. hmm, any way to avoid / bypass ?

StN · 12th October 2012, 09:42

RIP Mongo.

Rince · 12th October 2012, 09:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

RIP Mongo.

he was the dad in Webster???!!?!?

Anyways - RIP.

Cyberbob · 12th October 2012, 15:13

I'm pretty sure I have a lack of trust and/or respect for small businesses that can instantly help me when I call them.

It's like they're not good enough to be too busy to help me right now.

Can't please some people.

MadMax · 15th October 2012, 11:34

actioned

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/actioned

discuss

crocos · 15th October 2012, 11:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

discuss

Just what the heck are we meant to find interesting in discussing "actioned"?

It's a modern word, now in common use, uh... done?

Cyberbob · 15th October 2012, 11:49

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the MSD's corporate HQ this morning.

Spink · 15th October 2012, 13:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the MSD's corporate HQ this morning.

y

DrTiTus · 15th October 2012, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

actioned

Actioned? Canoed it coated in nice toad.

*shakey*

Cyberbob · 15th October 2012, 14:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

y

http://publicaddress.net/onpoint/

Now on stuff
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/78...y-flaw-exposed

crocos · 15th October 2012, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuff article

Key this morning told TVNZ’s Breakfast programme accessing the information wasn’t easy

Uh.... no John, it was extremely easy - all done with basic Windows functionality.

Ab · 15th October 2012, 16:56

Religion, giving us creepy paedo shit since ages ago.

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012...n-regulations/

tor · 15th October 2012, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

Religion, giving us creepy paedo shit since ages ago.

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012...n-regulations/

"Yeah so I wanna blow your kid but he might get herpes although he totally won't"
"Herpes is not really the issue here!"

Trigger · 15th October 2012, 17:18

Is this real life?

chiQ · 15th October 2012, 22:35

Or is this just fantasy...

My rabbit knows where the dirty great bag of spinach lives, and now takes flying leaps into the fridge whenever I open it.

aR Que · 16th October 2012, 09:27

Quote:

“The parents of some of these infants have said that they did not know before their child’s circumcision that fellatio would be performed,”

the fuck is this.

A Corpse · 16th October 2012, 09:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

the fuck is this.

Here ya go:
Circumcision
Fellatio

Lightspeed · 16th October 2012, 13:36

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/78...makes-her-case

This forum seems to be what happens to an internet community where the only ones left are the trolls.

Baal · 16th October 2012, 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/78...makes-her-case

This forum seems to be what happens to an internet community where the only ones left are the trolls.

This one? Whatever.

MadMax · 16th October 2012, 14:06

called by orcon to be told fiber is good to go in my street and i have started the sign up process. should get a month or two free.

I immediately rang vodafone to see if they are able to offer it also. got told their fiber team will call back. not all that keen on dropping vodafone to be honest, been with them for over 10 years

ChaosWulf · 16th October 2012, 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

This forum seems to be what happens to an internet community where the only ones left are the trolls.

You're not baiting people in search of an emotional overreaction now, are you?

Lightspeed · 16th October 2012, 16:16

Responses to my posts are beyond my ability to comprehend I am afraid, responses appear to be completely arbitrary.

chiQ · 16th October 2012, 16:34

Maybe it seems arbitrary if sympathy with the reader is lacking. I find a disproportionate number of your posts irritating, which is why I don't respond to you very often, but I sympathise with the others who react the opposite way. They appear to experience the same negative reaction, but express their irritation differently.

Lightspeed · 16th October 2012, 16:54

I will confess no sympathy. I mean, have you ever tried sympathy or empathy with a psychopath? It only results in abuse.

Ab · 16th October 2012, 17:43

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL YOU FAITHLESS SLIME!!!1

Lightspeed · 16th October 2012, 18:02

You are TEH LORD in this place, hell is bannage.

p01s0n · 16th October 2012, 18:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You are TEH LORD in this place, hell is bannage.

bro get out

Baal · 16th October 2012, 18:36

As a subset of the interweb this forum is a shining light in the darkness, leading the way forward into the glorious future.

MadMax · 16th October 2012, 18:38

Much lol on this current pc repair. Lots of porn in the trash, like they've tried to do a bit of a clean out before getting it fixed. Internets not working and just had a fresh install of nortons. Told the owner nortons likely broke their shit ... Confirmed. The whole network stack is fubar, bunch of sevices disabled and slow as shit.

Every time someone buys norton god kills something cute

CCS · 16th October 2012, 18:49

^^^ Pluralises words for no good reason.

CCS · 16th October 2012, 20:10

Driver takes wrong turn into shopping arcade

Quote:

A 4WD vehicle got stuck on the steps of K Rd's popular St Kevin's Arcade last night after its driver mistook the shopping centre for a car park.
...
"They'd driven down and managed to get their front axle lodged on the steps of the arcade, going down into Myers Park, which caused quite a bit of damage to the steps.
...
The occupants of the car tried to push it up the steps, but Mr Anderson called police because he suspected they had been drinking.

Yeah, you'd fucken have to be drunk to mistake that for a carpark.

Bunch of asians, went to karaoke bar, got toasted, drove Ford Territory into shopping arcade. Crassic.

chiQ · 16th October 2012, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I will confess no sympathy. I mean, have you ever tried sympathy or empathy with a psychopath? It only results in abuse.

Can't argue with comparison between NZGer and psychopath generally...except when it comes from Lightspeed.

Lightspeed · 16th October 2012, 21:10

Yes, I have also made that connection where people seem to understand what I say differently to things others say. Of course I appreciate that some people just don't like me and only have childish ways of dealing with that and I enjoy telling those people to get fucked.

chiQ · 16th October 2012, 21:26

It's not worth the trouble of doing even that. I'm getting to a point where I don't feel the need to respond at all most of the time, and when I do feel a reaction I just shrug it off. I only like one of the people who irks me in this forum. The rest I am indifferent to, so it's generally like water off a duck's back. I may be getting old.

Ab · 16th October 2012, 21:32

I find that alcohol helps.

sky_ · 16th October 2012, 21:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

I find that alcohol helps.

Fuck yeah. Our home setup:

Everyone should have a kegerator.

Spink · 16th October 2012, 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

I find that alcohol helps.

Did Lightspeed ever send the promised alcohol?

11th October 2012, 21:33	#36042
chiQ Frag-muff	Oops, Streetsoundz knocked something and one of the displays on my dash has gone dark. Ah well, they'll sort it, and it's SOOOOOO nice having my sub back in action __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

15th October 2012, 11:34	#36048
MadMax Stuff	actioned http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/actioned discuss __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

15th October 2012, 17:18	#36057
Trigger Laserman	Is this real life? __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

15th October 2012, 22:35	#36058
chiQ Frag-muff	Or is this just fantasy... My rabbit knows where the dirty great bag of spinach lives, and now takes flying leaps into the fridge whenever I open it. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

16th October 2012, 14:06	#36063
MadMax Stuff	called by orcon to be told fiber is good to go in my street and i have started the sign up process. should get a month or two free. I immediately rang vodafone to see if they are able to offer it also. got told their fiber team will call back. not all that keen on dropping vodafone to be honest, been with them for over 10 years __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 16th October 2012 at 14:07.

11th October 2012, 19:26	#36041
crocos	We should have done that to you Bob __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

12th October 2012, 07:22	#36044
Nich	^^^ theres so many sites that have crappy tablet versions or "download our app instead!" popups. its an epidemic. hmm, any way to avoid / bypass ?

12th October 2012, 09:42	#36045
StN I have detailed files	RIP Mongo.

12th October 2012, 15:13	#36047
Cyberbob	I'm pretty sure I have a lack of trust and/or respect for small businesses that can instantly help me when I call them. It's like they're not good enough to be too busy to help me right now. Can't please some people. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

15th October 2012, 11:49	#36050
Cyberbob	Oh to be a fly on the wall of the MSD's corporate HQ this morning. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

15th October 2012, 16:56	#36055
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Religion, giving us creepy paedo shit since ages ago. http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012...n-regulations/

16th October 2012, 13:36	#36061
Lightspeed	http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/78...makes-her-case This forum seems to be what happens to an internet community where the only ones left are the trolls. __________________ Stay shook. No sook. Last edited by Lightspeed : 16th October 2012 at 13:39.

16th October 2012, 16:16	#36065
Lightspeed	Responses to my posts are beyond my ability to comprehend I am afraid, responses appear to be completely arbitrary.

16th October 2012, 16:34	#36066
chiQ Frag-muff	Maybe it seems arbitrary if sympathy with the reader is lacking. I find a disproportionate number of your posts irritating, which is why I don't respond to you very often, but I sympathise with the others who react the opposite way. They appear to experience the same negative reaction, but express their irritation differently. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

16th October 2012, 16:54	#36067
Lightspeed	I will confess no sympathy. I mean, have you ever tried sympathy or empathy with a psychopath? It only results in abuse. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

16th October 2012, 17:43	#36068
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL YOU FAITHLESS SLIME!!!1

16th October 2012, 18:02	#36069
Lightspeed	You are TEH LORD in this place, hell is bannage. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

16th October 2012, 18:36	#36071
Baal	As a subset of the interweb this forum is a shining light in the darkness, leading the way forward into the glorious future. __________________ Your a homo.

16th October 2012, 18:38	#36072
MadMax Stuff	Much lol on this current pc repair. Lots of porn in the trash, like they've tried to do a bit of a clean out before getting it fixed. Internets not working and just had a fresh install of nortons. Told the owner nortons likely broke their shit ... Confirmed. The whole network stack is fubar, bunch of sevices disabled and slow as shit. Every time someone buys norton god kills something cute __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 16th October 2012 at 18:39.

16th October 2012, 18:49	#36073
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ Pluralises words for no good reason. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

16th October 2012, 21:10	#36076
Lightspeed	Yes, I have also made that connection where people seem to understand what I say differently to things others say. Of course I appreciate that some people just don't like me and only have childish ways of dealing with that and I enjoy telling those people to get fucked. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

16th October 2012, 21:26	#36077
chiQ Frag-muff	It's not worth the trouble of doing even that. I'm getting to a point where I don't feel the need to respond at all most of the time, and when I do feel a reaction I just shrug it off. I only like one of the people who irks me in this forum. The rest I am indifferent to, so it's generally like water off a duck's back. I may be getting old. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

16th October 2012, 21:32	#36078
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	I find that alcohol helps.