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7th March 2012, 17:13 | #34161 | |
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7th March 2012, 17:22 | #34162 | |
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7th March 2012, 18:46 | #34163 |
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I know that it's purely the driver's fault, but I never step onto a pedestrian crossing without making eye contact with approaching drivers. Firstly to know they see me, secondly to make sure they know that I know I have the right of way.
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7th March 2012, 21:58 | #34164 |
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Me too. Even so I have had half a dozen near misses with the crossing outside my house. Some crossings get pretty much ignored, and it's one of them.
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8th March 2012, 00:01 | #34165 |
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synthesizing crickets for a production of A Winter's Tale.
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8th March 2012, 08:15 | #34166 | |
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Also, and this is a significant also in this particular case - a split road crossing (one with a traffic island in the middle) is two crossings. TWO. You cannot cross one side and immediately continue on the other without checking (as above) and this is so for visibility reasons. I note that road is full of split crossings... My first thought on seeing that headline was "I bet there's more to this story." Media huh. Agar is a media. You can grow poo bacteria in agar. Therefore..
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8th March 2012, 09:16 | #34167 |
Love, Actuary
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I have found that being prepared for and then whipping out my iPhone as if to take a photo can result in some drivers deciding to test their ABS; or at least this works on one particular stopping-optional crossing that I use.
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8th March 2012, 13:48 | #34168 |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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"but, Your Honour, it was some douche with an iPhone....."
"case dismissed"
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8th March 2012, 13:52 | #34169 |
Mrs Colin Farrell
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For those of you with nieces and nephews - do you buy yours Easter eggs?
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8th March 2012, 14:07 | #34170 |
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I think you should tell your nieces and nephews that they're fat enough already and give them tofu eggs instead.
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8th March 2012, 21:25 | #34171 | |
Always itchy
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8th March 2012, 22:24 | #34172 |
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No.
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8th March 2012, 22:40 | #34173 | |
Don't worry, be harpy
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9th March 2012, 11:53 | #34175 |
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I just found out who the mother of Cezar Taylor is (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...-babys-seizure)
Her grandparents lived on the corner of my street and they used to look after her and her sister when her mother was away doing crack or whatever she did. The girl was messed up so it isn't really a shock, she was sexually abused, beaten and couldn't read at the age of 14. |
9th March 2012, 18:54 | #34176 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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gen y job search
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9th March 2012, 19:06 | #34177 |
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Na, that's just comms and media graduates.
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9th March 2012, 19:12 | #34178 | |
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9th March 2012, 19:20 | #34179 | |
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Copy and pasted a low effort email to 100 "potential employers"? Stuff em.
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9th March 2012, 19:21 | #34180 |
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Copy and pasted a low effort email to 100 people are just the sort of skills required to run a marketing company. What was your point again?
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9th March 2012, 20:16 | #34181 |
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Oh fuck, I just realised they didn't personalise that email at all, it simply says
'hi', I fucking hate that, and would like to retract everything I've said. Last edited by GM : 9th March 2012 at 20:17. |
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9th March 2012, 22:22 | #34184 |
I have detailed files
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Dear Rich Bastard, ...
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11th March 2012, 01:21 | #34185 | |
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They are small, water-dwelling, segmented animals with eight legs.
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11th March 2012, 13:21 | #34186 | |
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11th March 2012, 13:32 | #34187 |
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Why do you say that?
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11th March 2012, 14:32 | #34188 |
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Praise be to magic Woody Allen zombie Jesus! MadMax has failed to have a complete thought in his head, yet again!
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11th March 2012, 23:56 | #34189 |
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So, does anyone know if the kid in the Cheerios ad is Greer Robson's daughter?
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12th March 2012, 11:06 | #34190 | |
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Emos are gay.
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12th March 2012, 17:49 | #34193 | |
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12th March 2012, 19:42 | #34194 | |
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12th March 2012, 19:46 | #34195 |
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I wanna see an African Child remixed with a little dash of Kony
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12th March 2012, 20:13 | #34196 |
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Met Mike's (Xen) parents and sister for the first time at a wedding yesterday, Mike's dad's sister married my Dad. It was a fun event and it was nice to be able to meet a lot of his relatives, a lot of them were a lot like him I thought. They asked me about or talked about some people using real names that I only knew the nicknames of. They talked about Andrew at Quay computers and I was fairly sure that was Cyrus/Deth but I'm not sure, and Chris which I think they said is Greenman. They recounted tales of going to The Hub with Mike and stuff which was neat, I asked if they remembered FurryCrew (by description of "that loud guy") and they did. Ended up getting stuck at Tauranga airport with Mike's sister for an hour and a half and chatted some more so that was nice!
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12th March 2012, 21:43 | #34197 |
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ib4wsh?
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12th March 2012, 23:00 | #34198 | |
Nothing to See Here!
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12th March 2012, 23:38 | #34199 |
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Ahh yes, too much greenmangaming website for me.
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