Random Thoughts II - Page 644

CCS · 6th October 2010, 19:47

At least spell Bata properly.

crocos · 6th October 2010, 19:49

<shrug> I was never cool enough to own a pair.

BillHague · 6th October 2010, 19:53

I've always wondered about the fact that every boy-racer type car seems to be "for sale"... Is this just a ruse to put their phone number on the back of their car so that they can organise races with other dickheads?

Cereal Killar · 6th October 2010, 20:22

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Originally Posted by BillHague

I've always wondered about the fact that every boy-racer type car seems to be "for sale"... Is this just a ruse to put their phone number on the back of their car so that they can organise races with other dickheads?

It's a means of attracting STD ridden members of the opposite sex, or so I'm led to believe.

StN · 6th October 2010, 20:38

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Originally Posted by Cereal Killar

It's a means of attracting STD ridden members of the opposite sex, or so I'm led to believe.

Yes - I understand this to be correct.

Ab · 6th October 2010, 20:53

lol Americans are so... um, fucked

Lightspeed · 6th October 2010, 21:08

If only they didn't have all them fucking nukes!

Logik · 6th October 2010, 22:04

But only if you have an ipv6 address, lol

http://www.ipv6porn.co.nz/

Epox · 6th October 2010, 22:23

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Originally Posted by Ab

lol Americans are so... um, fucked

Just like how it used to be a 150 years ago, no seal no fire service. Also if you have home insurance $76 of that is a fire service levy which goes towards the fire service fortunately they'll also put out uninsured homes.

Pepsi · 6th October 2010, 23:03

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Originally Posted by Ab

lol Americans are so... um, fucked

I guess that particular fire department would have fielded a lot of calls the next day with people asking how they can make their $75 payment...

madmaxii · 6th October 2010, 23:08

Yeah and I guess the good old boys can't associate with the Good Samaritan either. Amerika - land of the {your comments here}.

Ab · 6th October 2010, 23:14

Apparently those firefighters also sat by and watched the family's three dogs and one cat burn to death.

Amerika uber alles.

Markh · 7th October 2010, 00:54

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Originally Posted by Ab

lol Americans are so... um, fucked

It's funny - what I really want to know is what the deal was with the home owner when it came time to pay the $75 fee. Did they go "naah, our house wont burn down - fuck their $75 fee!"? I also wonder what the percentage of home owners that pay the fee are - how many others could find themselves in the same position?

Here the $75 fee would be part of your rates and you would have no choice to pay - then it wouldn't be an issue. It is an interesting idea to make it voluntary, but no one will do anything if your house is burning if you haven't paid.

CCS · 7th October 2010, 01:01

User pays gone MAD!

Orrr....

Protection racket... ?!

herp · 7th October 2010, 03:03

So on the tube last night a fat dude with a computer tan wearing a full length leather coat was holding a silver dildo and porno dvd in one hand. This was the dildo he had

No bag or nothing, just all out in the open. He was sweating (like a rapist) and when he went to sit down in one of the free seats he dropped the dildo which rolled around the floor. When he picked it up he flipped it in his hand (kind of like a juggler with a bowling pin) and smiled to himself. He also had a porno mag in his pocket sticking out of his coat.

I found it humorous that he just didn't give a fuck but most of the women on the tube had a horrified look on their face when they realised what he was holding.

CCS · 7th October 2010, 03:16

What a sexual tyrannosaurus that guy must be.

The creepiest thing about it is that he is going to use that dildo on himself.

xor · 7th October 2010, 09:04

Awesome

BoyWonder · 7th October 2010, 10:13

Maybe on his way to a London NZGames meet - just had the wrong day.

p01s0n · 7th October 2010, 10:22

clearly he was on his way to the apple store.

LordP · 7th October 2010, 10:41

"A Brutale 1078 will do 68 mph in first gear. It will land you in jail in second gear and it will kill you in third gear. Gears four through six are reserved for dead people in a hurry."

p01s0n · 7th October 2010, 11:16

went to log in to a service I havn't used in ages. Take a guess at my password and username, get a "bad password, use this challenge question instead"

Code:

what is my hobby?

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cars

Code:

INCORRECT ANSWER
what is my hobby?

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rotors

Code:

A new password has been sent to your e-mail address

i lold inside

CCS · 7th October 2010, 11:23

Code:

INCORRECT ANSWER
what is my hobby?

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trollin

p01s0n · 7th October 2010, 11:36

Code:

ACCESS DENIED
u mad?

CCS · 7th October 2010, 12:49

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I'm not even mad

chiQ · 7th October 2010, 13:05

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Originally Posted by herp

So on the tube last night a fat dude with a computer tan wearing a full length leather coat was holding a silver dildo and porno dvd in one hand. This was the dildo he had

http://imgur.com/QsOX4.jpg

No bag or nothing, just all out in the open. He was sweating (like a rapist) and when he went to sit down in one of the free seats he dropped the dildo which rolled around the floor. When he picked it up he flipped it in his hand (kind of like a juggler with a bowling pin) and smiled to himself. He also had a porno mag in his pocket sticking out of his coat.

I found it humorous that he just didn't give a fuck but most of the women on the tube had a horrified look on their face when they realised what he was holding.

I think that rocks. I love it when people are totally chilled about their sexual proclivities

CCS · 7th October 2010, 13:16

To the point where people are waving their sex toys around on the train?

It's a slippery slope. It won't be long before you hop on the bus and someone has a belt tied around their neck and over the hand rail, dick in their hand... and you have to squeeze past them. "Don't mind me *gasp* I'm just totally chilled about *choke* my sexual proclivities *moan*"

Pepsi · 7th October 2010, 13:17

I stopped in at KMart on the way to the gym, and on my way out, the door guy asked me to stop so he could check my bag.. I jokingly made a comment about how I'm happy he thinks I look young enough to be a shoplifter and he was all serious like "oh no, it has nothing to do with the way you look or are dressed"... Bullshit. I have been walking past that same guy for years, and the first time I walk through there, wearing this kind of thing, including a backpack, I get pulled up.

Admit it bro, you thought I was on school holidays!!

Yeah.. cool story...

CCS · 7th October 2010, 13:19

Did he think you were sneaking the vibratrain machine out in your bag?

Or maybe he was hoping to find a greasy vibe or some sweaty knickers?

chiQ · 7th October 2010, 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

To the point where people are waving their sex toys around on the train?

It's a slippery slope. It won't be long before you hop on the bus and someone has a belt tied around their neck and over the hand rail, dick in their hand... and you have to squeeze past them. "Don't mind me *gasp* I'm just totally chilled about *choke* my sexual proclivities *moan*"

Open about sexual proclivities and acting on them are not the same thing. I don't think people should get off in their various ways in public. I just like honesty about it. He wanks and uses sex toys - awesome. A huge proportion of the population does, but will go so far as to lie about it. I see him as honest. That doesn't mean I think he should wank on the train.

Pepsi · 7th October 2010, 13:29

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Originally Posted by CCS

Did he think you were sneaking the vibratrain machine out in your bag?

Or maybe he was hoping to find a greasy vibe or some sweaty knickers?

Nah.. because he could clearly see the silver dildo and porno dvd in my hand, he didn't need to search the bag for it. The bag only had my full length leather coat in it..

CCS · 7th October 2010, 13:34

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Open about sexual proclivities and acting on them are not the same thing. I don't think people should get off in their various ways in public. I just like honesty about it. He wanks and uses sex toys - awesome. A huge proportion of the population does, but will go so far as to lie about it. I see him as honest. That doesn't mean I think he should wank on the train.

Hey chiq, how come you're never open about your sexual proclivities?

CCS · 7th October 2010, 13:35

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Nah.. because he could clearly see the silver dildo and porno dvd in my hand, he didn't need to search the bag for it.

You take a joke much better than chiq does.

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The bag only had my full length leather coat in it..

See, now, that's where you're going wrong. You're supposed to be wearing the full length leather coat and your clothes should be in the bag.

Warrick · 7th October 2010, 13:39

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Originally Posted by CCS

Hey chiq, how come you're never open about your sexual proclivities?

exactly, i know she's naughty as. bet ya bottom dollar!

CCS · 7th October 2010, 13:55

Oh hells yeah. French maid outfit at the very least. Probably likes it in the butt but only under certain conditions, eg half a bottle of rosé first.

To drink I mean.

Warrick · 7th October 2010, 14:00

pepsi ;> hook up nzg with a pic of you in your gym threads lookin all young and ish

<3

chiQ · 7th October 2010, 14:01

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Originally Posted by CCS

Hey chiq, how come you're never open about your sexual proclivities?

Because I've got more privacy hang-ups than the dude on the subway. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate his openness. I can appreciate all sorts of virtues in others that I lack. It's not that unusual to do so.

CCS · 7th October 2010, 14:02

lol, u mad?

p01s0n · 7th October 2010, 14:09

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Originally Posted by CCS

lol, u mad?

xor · 7th October 2010, 14:14

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Because I've got more privacy hang-ups than the dude on the subway. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate his openness. I can appreciate all sorts of virtues in others that I lack. It's not that unusual to do so.

It's because people know you irl on here. Whereas the tube is the place where it's full of apathy and nobody will remember what you look like as soon as they've stepped off the train, so it won't really matter if you're carrying a primark bag or a big silver dildo.

chiQ · 7th October 2010, 14:15

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Originally Posted by CCS

lol, u mad?

Um, no. Should I be?

xor: I like to think that if I did carry a sex toy on public transport amongst strangers I would be comfortable if others saw it but I can't say I would, in all honesty. I think I'm probably too uptight to do so.

6th October 2010, 19:47	#25721
CCS Stunt Pants	At least spell Bata properly. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

6th October 2010, 22:04	#25728
Logik Mate, feed, kill, repeat	Free porn But only if you have an ipv6 address, lol http://www.ipv6porn.co.nz/

7th October 2010, 01:01	#25734
CCS Stunt Pants	User pays gone MAD! Orrr.... Protection racket... ?! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

7th October 2010, 03:16	#25736
CCS Stunt Pants	What a sexual tyrannosaurus that guy must be. The creepiest thing about it is that he is going to use that dildo on himself. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

7th October 2010, 13:16	#25746
CCS Stunt Pants	To the point where people are waving their sex toys around on the train? It's a slippery slope. It won't be long before you hop on the bus and someone has a belt tied around their neck and over the hand rail, dick in their hand... and you have to squeeze past them. "Don't mind me gasp I'm just totally chilled about choke my sexual proclivities moan" __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

6th October 2010, 19:49	#25722
crocos	<shrug> I was never cool enough to own a pair. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

6th October 2010, 19:53	#25723
BillHague	I've always wondered about the fact that every boy-racer type car seems to be "for sale"... Is this just a ruse to put their phone number on the back of their car so that they can organise races with other dickheads?

6th October 2010, 20:53	#25726
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	lol Americans are so... um, fucked

6th October 2010, 21:08	#25727
Lightspeed	If only they didn't have all them fucking nukes! __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

6th October 2010, 23:08	#25731
madmaxii	Yeah and I guess the good old boys can't associate with the Good Samaritan either. Amerika - land of the {your comments here}. __________________ Carpe Diem

6th October 2010, 23:14	#25732
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Apparently those firefighters also sat by and watched the family's three dogs and one cat burn to death. Amerika uber alles.

7th October 2010, 03:03	#25735
herp	So on the tube last night a fat dude with a computer tan wearing a full length leather coat was holding a silver dildo and porno dvd in one hand. This was the dildo he had No bag or nothing, just all out in the open. He was sweating (like a rapist) and when he went to sit down in one of the free seats he dropped the dildo which rolled around the floor. When he picked it up he flipped it in his hand (kind of like a juggler with a bowling pin) and smiled to himself. He also had a porno mag in his pocket sticking out of his coat. I found it humorous that he just didn't give a fuck but most of the women on the tube had a horrified look on their face when they realised what he was holding. Last edited by herp : 7th October 2010 at 03:05.

7th October 2010, 10:13	#25738
BoyWonder	Maybe on his way to a London NZGames meet - just had the wrong day.

7th October 2010, 10:22	#25739
p01s0n	clearly he was on his way to the apple store. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

7th October 2010, 10:41	#25740
LordP	"A Brutale 1078 will do 68 mph in first gear. It will land you in jail in second gear and it will kill you in third gear. Gears four through six are reserved for dead people in a hurry." __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

7th October 2010, 11:36	#25743
p01s0n	Code: ACCESS DENIED u mad? __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

7th October 2010, 13:17	#25747
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	I stopped in at KMart on the way to the gym, and on my way out, the door guy asked me to stop so he could check my bag.. I jokingly made a comment about how I'm happy he thinks I look young enough to be a shoplifter and he was all serious like "oh no, it has nothing to do with the way you look or are dressed"... Bullshit. I have been walking past that same guy for years, and the first time I walk through there, wearing this kind of thing, including a backpack, I get pulled up. Admit it bro, you thought I was on school holidays!! Yeah.. cool story...

7th October 2010, 13:19	#25748
CCS Stunt Pants	Did he think you were sneaking the vibratrain machine out in your bag? Or maybe he was hoping to find a greasy vibe or some sweaty knickers? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

7th October 2010, 13:55	#25754
CCS Stunt Pants	Oh hells yeah. French maid outfit at the very least. Probably likes it in the butt but only under certain conditions, eg half a bottle of rosé first. To drink I mean. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

7th October 2010, 14:00	#25755
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	pepsi ;> hook up nzg with a pic of you in your gym threads lookin all young and ish <3

7th October 2010, 14:02	#25757
CCS Stunt Pants	lol, u mad? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?