What grinds your gears? - Page 62

cyc · 18th March 2008, 20:34

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Originally Posted by MadMax

^ do you speak asian?

Have you got a brain?

CCS · 18th March 2008, 21:19

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Originally Posted by MadMax

having my webbrowser and email client windows each sized for cascade vertically on a wide screen display helps

Nerd.

Asriel · 19th March 2008, 10:19

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Senior Sergeant Rod Fraser named the driver as 24 year-old Ratu Victor Vikash Junior Lal, 23.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10499011

NZ Herald sucks.

Rince · 19th March 2008, 11:03

fixed now... meh

Asriel · 19th March 2008, 11:06

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Originally Posted by Rince

fixed now... meh

Ah yes. It is quite meh, but still.

MadMax · 19th March 2008, 14:18

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4444018a6003.html

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Shaken, Ms Simpson said she went to the Palmerston North police station. But she said police told her there was a limited amount they could do because she couldn't give a detailed description of the car.

bollocks. the square is covered by dozens of monitored cameras.

Ashley · 19th March 2008, 17:49

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Originally Posted by MadMax

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4444018a6003.html

bollocks. the square is covered by dozens of monitored cameras.

I saw that and thought the same things, TONNES of the bastards. Its like being in the middle of London.

Ashley · 19th March 2008, 17:50

Fucking idiots who ring my phone, when they know the have caller id block and expect me to answer D:

Reformed_Quint · 19th March 2008, 18:23

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Fucking idiots who ring my phone, when they know the have caller id block and expect me to answer D:

A-fucking-men. No ID on the call no talky talky and even if i would normally have answered it, i can't return the call cause there is no number to ring anyway. Fuckers.

lektronimo · 19th March 2008, 20:37

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

A-fucking-men. No ID on the call no talky talky and even if i would normally have answered it, i can't return the call cause there is no number to ring anyway. Fuckers.

Thirded. Cunts!

I know this has been mentioned before, but here it is again - people that point and touch my laptop screen!

No cunt, I understood which file you meant so don't touch the damn thing!

Sp0nge · 19th March 2008, 22:26

someone should work out a way to connect a taser to a laptop screen so that its activated when a human finger touches it.

no means NO!!
dont touch my screen.

Markh · 20th March 2008, 00:19

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Originally Posted by Sp0nge

someone should work out a way to connect a taser to a laptop screen so that its activated when a human finger touches it.

no means NO!!
dont touch my screen.

I am interested in your invention, how much does it cost?

flic · 20th March 2008, 09:38

Watching people spit clean their LCD's at work with a wadded up piece of rough paper towel from the kitchen

arrrrgh!

I go and get the spray cleaner and cloth and hand it to them. To which I get the reply "It's ok, I've cleaned it now"

I just want to bash their faces against the screen

Reformed_Quint · 20th March 2008, 15:36

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Originally Posted by flic

I just want to bash their faces against the screen

fucking physco, seek help, geezh.

Asriel · 20th March 2008, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Watching people spit clean their LCD's at work with a wadded up piece of rough paper towel from the kitchen

arrrrgh!

I go and get the spray cleaner and cloth and hand it to them. To which I get the reply "It's ok, I've cleaned it now"

I just want to bash their faces against the screen

And if they didn't touch it, it wouldn't really get dirty.

CCS · 20th March 2008, 17:25

Do you South Islanders find those Smiths City ads on tv just... like... intensely fucking annoying? As far as ads go, I think they're really fucking awful.

Hazmat · 20th March 2008, 17:36

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Originally Posted by CCS

Do you South Islanders find those Smiths City ads on tv just... like... intensely fucking annoying? As far as ads go, I think they're really fucking awful.

Yes..yes we do

CCS · 20th March 2008, 17:37

Another reason I'm glad to be a dirty jafa

Srsly though, the music, the jingle, the way the voiceover woman talks like she's speaking through her nose. AARRGH!

zeekiorage · 20th March 2008, 18:46

Touching the screen seems to be a gear grinder for a lot of people.

However has anyone worked with someone who just can't find things on the screen, even when you are pointing like 2 inches away from it. They will move their mouse to every pixel on the screen, except the 20x20 area that you want them to click. I feel like getting a vivid and putting a mark on their screen.

MadMax · 20th March 2008, 18:55

my wifes employer:

union fees are being deducted but the union is not getting the money
letters have been written to leave the union but the deductions are still being made
workmate's taking claiming holiday using accrued days in lieu but their annual leave holiday gets deducted instead
the industry got a minimum pay rate increase. her employer took months to implement the increase and no back pay

Helious · 20th March 2008, 18:55

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Originally Posted by flic

I just want to bash their faces against the screen

I get turned on reading that.. Mmm

It's true though, cunts that touch screens. And even worse. People who use inappropriate cleaning materials to wipe sensitive objects(LCD).

Hazmat · 20th March 2008, 20:13

The Paradise webmail login page.
You have to wait for the entire page to load and then enter your credentials.
Else, the cursor jumps back to the username field (from password field)and anyone looking can see your password.

Jonas Undrawing · 20th March 2008, 20:57

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Originally Posted by Helious-

I get turned on reading that.. Mmm

It's true though, cunts that touch screens. And even worse. People who use inappropriate cleaning materials to wipe sensitive objects(LCD).

i use my underwear. If it's soft enough for my balls, then it's soft enough for the screen.

crocos · 21st March 2008, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

my wifes employer:

union fees are being deducted but the union is not getting the money
letters have been written to leave the union but the deductions are still being made
workmate's taking claiming holiday using accrued days in lieu but their annual leave holiday gets deducted instead
the industry got a minimum pay rate increase. her employer took months to implement the increase and no back pay

That would go well beyond a gear-grinder for me.

That shit is illegal. GettaLawyer.

doppelgänger of someone · 21st March 2008, 15:41

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Originally Posted by flic

I just want to bash their faces against the screen

That would make it dirty again.

flic · 21st March 2008, 16:35

Well they're already using the spit method. So why not just up a little closer ?

Juju · 21st March 2008, 16:58

Finding no flavour satchet in my instant noodles.

I was looking forward to those, damnit.

MadMax · 21st March 2008, 17:15

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Originally Posted by crocos

That shit is illegal. GettaLawyer.

for what? forking out a whole bunch of money and time just to get back a bit of money?

i'm going to try the DOL

Ashley · 21st March 2008, 17:30

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Originally Posted by MadMax

for what? forking out a whole bunch of money and time just to get back a bit of money?

i'm going to try the DOL

Brenda Osbourne @ Manawatu Community Law Centre. She's a pro at this shit.

YahooXtra 'Bubble' fucks me off. WHAT THE FUCK?

And trying to change secret question? Please email us with details so we can change it for you. JUST CREATE A FUCKING ONLINE FORM YOU CUNTS.

FireStorm · 23rd March 2008, 20:00

Not knowing old childhood friends better. Just found out that one of my old childhood friends (since, forever) died in a motorbike crash on Good Friday. Didn't find out until now, as I was up north for the weekend. Gutted.

Kryten · 23rd March 2008, 23:24

The wankers driving their rotaries at the wedding next door today (live next to a former church, now in private hands) - do you think that for just one day you could not be a cock in your cars?

Markh · 23rd March 2008, 23:47

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Brenda Osbourne @ Manawatu Community Law Centre. She's a pro at this shit.

YahooXtra 'Bubble' fucks me off. WHAT THE FUCK?

And trying to change secret question? Please email us with details so we can change it for you. JUST CREATE A FUCKING ONLINE FORM YOU CUNTS.

I've had customers switch to using a GMail account because they hate that wanky shit that is 'bubble'.

Ab · 24th March 2008, 00:49

Why don't they just use Yahoo! XTRA Pro Mail Classic Turbo Hyper Fighting Extreme Director's Cut Special Edition Unleashed: The Masquerade?

Markh · 24th March 2008, 11:28

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Originally Posted by Ab

Why don't they just use Yahoo! XTRA Pro Mail Classic Turbo Hyper Fighting Extreme Director's Cut Special Edition Unleashed: The Masquerade?

The special gold edition is much better.

MadMax · 24th March 2008, 11:32

in the gorge track there's an A4 map that has been laminated and stapled to a small shelter. there's a whole bunch of doodles on it:

beautiful public walkways
easy gradient
best kept secret in the wairarapa

then there are the road descriptions:
metal road
formed public road
unformed public road
possibly illegally sold public road

that's all just great, however the map is referring to an area a good 25km away. bends in the roads would make it 40km, 1hour 38mins of travel, according to google earth

Rince · 24th March 2008, 11:33

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Originally Posted by Ab

Why don't they just use Yahoo! XTRA Pro Mail Classic Turbo Hyper Fighting Extreme Director's Cut Special Edition Unleashed: The Masquerade?

Blu Ray or HD DVD?

MadMax · 24th March 2008, 11:35

^ that's just the free sample download version

crocos · 24th March 2008, 19:20

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Originally Posted by MadMax

^ that's just the free sample download version

Indeed. The first one is always free.

Kryten · 25th March 2008, 16:45

Martin Crowe the cricketer - fantastic bloke, absolute legend and needs some form of lifetime recognition award.

Martin Crowe the commentator - PLEASE FUCK OFF.

Haydos · 25th March 2008, 16:47

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Originally Posted by Kryten

Martin Crowe the cricketer - fantastic bloke, absolute legend and needs some form of lifetime recognition award.

Martin Crowe the commentator - PLEASE FUCK OFF.

100% Agree.

Bring back Danny Morrison, give Stephen Fleming the job after this test and maybe look at someone like Chris Harris.

19th March 2008, 11:03	#2444
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	fixed now... meh __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

20th March 2008, 09:38	#2453
flic Dee Hast Mish	Watching people spit clean their LCD's at work with a wadded up piece of rough paper towel from the kitchen arrrrgh! I go and get the spray cleaner and cloth and hand it to them. To which I get the reply "It's ok, I've cleaned it now" I just want to bash their faces against the screen __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

20th March 2008, 18:55	#2460
MadMax Stuff	my wifes employer: union fees are being deducted but the union is not getting the money letters have been written to leave the union but the deductions are still being made workmate's taking claiming holiday using accrued days in lieu but their annual leave holiday gets deducted instead the industry got a minimum pay rate increase. her employer took months to implement the increase and no back pay __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

21st March 2008, 16:35	#2466
flic Dee Hast Mish	Well they're already using the spit method. So why not just up a little closer ? __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

24th March 2008, 11:32	#2475
MadMax Stuff	in the gorge track there's an A4 map that has been laminated and stapled to a small shelter. there's a whole bunch of doodles on it: beautiful public walkways easy gradient best kept secret in the wairarapa then there are the road descriptions: metal road formed public road unformed public road possibly illegally sold public road that's all just great, however the map is referring to an area a good 25km away. bends in the roads would make it 40km, 1hour 38mins of travel, according to google earth __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 24th March 2008 at 11:34.

19th March 2008, 17:50	#2448
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Fucking idiots who ring my phone, when they know the have caller id block and expect me to answer D:

19th March 2008, 22:26	#2451
Sp0nge	someone should work out a way to connect a taser to a laptop screen so that its activated when a human finger touches it. no means NO!! dont touch my screen. __________________ '[]' []-[] [] []\[] []<

20th March 2008, 17:25	#2456
CCS Stunt Pants	Do you South Islanders find those Smiths City ads on tv just... like... intensely fucking annoying? As far as ads go, I think they're really fucking awful.

20th March 2008, 17:37	#2458
CCS Stunt Pants	Another reason I'm glad to be a dirty jafa Srsly though, the music, the jingle, the way the voiceover woman talks like she's speaking through her nose. AARRGH!

20th March 2008, 18:46	#2459
zeekiorage	Touching the screen seems to be a gear grinder for a lot of people. However has anyone worked with someone who just can't find things on the screen, even when you are pointing like 2 inches away from it. They will move their mouse to every pixel on the screen, except the 20x20 area that you want them to click. I feel like getting a vivid and putting a mark on their screen. __________________ The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson

20th March 2008, 20:13	#2462
Hazmat I Like Toast	The Paradise webmail login page. You have to wait for the entire page to load and then enter your credentials. Else, the cursor jumps back to the username field (from password field)and anyone looking can see your password.

21st March 2008, 16:58	#2467
Juju get to da choppa	Finding no flavour satchet in my instant noodles. I was looking forward to those, damnit.

23rd March 2008, 20:00	#2470
FireStorm Holmium	Not knowing old childhood friends better. Just found out that one of my old childhood friends (since, forever) died in a motorbike crash on Good Friday. Didn't find out until now, as I was up north for the weekend. Gutted.

23rd March 2008, 23:24	#2471
Kryten	The wankers driving their rotaries at the wedding next door today (live next to a former church, now in private hands) - do you think that for just one day you could not be a cock in your cars?

24th March 2008, 00:49	#2473
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Why don't they just use Yahoo! XTRA Pro Mail Classic Turbo Hyper Fighting Extreme Director's Cut Special Edition Unleashed: The Masquerade?

24th March 2008, 11:35	#2477
MadMax Stuff	^ that's just the free sample download version __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

25th March 2008, 16:45	#2479
Kryten	Martin Crowe the cricketer - fantastic bloke, absolute legend and needs some form of lifetime recognition award. Martin Crowe the commentator - PLEASE FUCK OFF.