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28th May 2004, 20:32 | #201 |
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Not the best, but I felt I needed to catch up :P
There once was a complete priQ,
who had it in for the chiQ. He posted so mean that she made a big scene, but she's sad now he's been niQQed. There once were the Orphans of Hades Who liked to make fragging playdates but hurris do cell so they can tell each other where Orphans are laid up. I'm incredibly proud to be a Hurri... I'm Orphan too, no worries... I'm an obot as well.. HO.H.Obot, that's swell. I guess my tag's a clan slurry. New chicks come into our sphere and get spaded up to their ears. Then we get bored, dub them forum whores, And try and prong their derrieres. |
28th May 2004, 20:54 | #202 |
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For closure
There's a guy I know called Abaddon
who believes that his dick is SO long. Deluded young man, since it doesn't hang much lower than the hem of his thong. |
28th May 2004, 21:34 | #203 |
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Not Good Eithor
There was posted a poem from chiQ
About a young man in the nick. What makes this so sad Is that her rhyming was bad, For the lack of the mention of flic. |
28th May 2004, 21:44 | #204 |
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At the risk of seeming negative,
Black-Kats sig is so repetitive. I AM THE CUDDLE SLUT!! Will drive me off my nut. I need some more scots highland sedative. Last edited by Damoinion : 28th May 2004 at 21:46. |
28th May 2004, 21:50 | #205 |
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My tolerance is in question,
To people after attention. The "cuddle slut!" chants, Are lamer than "pants!", I feel a hate crime coming on. |
28th May 2004, 22:16 | #206 |
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Now Whippy has my vote,
At least on the cuddle note. 'Cos she may be a dunce, I ask her nicely this once, To ration the use of that quote! Last edited by Damoinion : 28th May 2004 at 22:19. |
29th May 2004, 00:31 | #207 | |
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29th May 2004, 02:17 | #208 | |
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OR not as the case may be, seeing as who is trying to appear as if they could make a clever post. As per usual, anal freaks are welcome tro edit my spelling. |
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29th May 2004, 02:34 | #209 |
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We're looking for flatmates in (09),
'Net friendly is the design. So when we heard from the Therm, There was no Ummm Errmm That kind of animal we decline. |
29th May 2004, 03:42 | #210 |
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Ok ok ok I think we should start making limericks in other threads whenever it fits. Which is like, never. But yes.
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29th May 2004, 11:44 | #211 |
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there once was a man DR.J
if you kill him in games he will say now thats bs hax you use only hacked packs I'll get admins to keep you away |
29th May 2004, 21:00 | #212 |
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Moo complained to the broadcasting station,
'You're degrading Redheads to the nation! We all think it's a crime' But, quite unlike Moo, I'm Most happy with my pubes' pigmentation. Two guys named Alistair and Steve Wrote songs like you wouldn't believe 'I do not know why I post here but I Know for sure that I'll never leave' |
29th May 2004, 21:24 | #213 |
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As I rock out to Flogging Molly
I am feeling Jolly for posting a simple and silly limerick to nzgames reg-u-laaaaaars! |
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29th May 2004, 23:30 | #215 |
Laserman
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First time I clicked on this page,
It made me light up with rage, This thread is crap, You guys can't rap, Useless cunts, get off the bloody stage. |
25th November 2004, 19:32 | #216 | |
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25th November 2004, 20:18 | #217 |
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There once was a man named Dave.
He dug up a prostitutes grave. She was moldy as shit and had just one tit but look at the money he saved. Humpty dumpty sat on the bed and little bo peep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep by the taste she knew he'd been fucking her sheep |
25th November 2004, 20:46 | #218 |
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I'm coming to welly again
Hangovers can be quite a pain A few games of pool Who's that there on the stool?! for the sake of the rhyme his name's Wayne |
25th November 2004, 21:09 | #219 |
I have detailed files
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Come now, young lady called Flic
I don't mean to be a right prick You may truncate my name But it's not quite the same And I've ever had blokes on my dick! |
25th November 2004, 21:47 | #220 |
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StN, your latest thread deposit
Was not that well thought out, or was it? It's probably clever To change that to 'never' Unless you've come out of the closet. |
25th November 2004, 21:52 | #221 |
I have detailed files
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It's not that I'm down on my luck,
But my typing seems to have run amok And on rereading my words Across several suburbs, Was a resonding loud cry of "OH FUCK!" I think the lad has spilt something on his keyboard. Last edited by StN : 25th November 2004 at 21:54. |
25th November 2004, 22:00 | #222 |
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say the letters alone S.T.N
look up from the keyboard, and then smirk just a bit cos you made such a tit of yourself, but what's new, eh my friend? |
25th November 2004, 22:06 | #223 |
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There was a man called STN
Who admitted to being a homo Blah blah blah Blah de blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah |
25th November 2004, 23:38 | #224 | |
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God bless this thread
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25th November 2004, 23:53 | #225 |
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By jove, Llama lamp, I thought you were more young and innocent than that.
I blame XM for letting you hang out with VQers at the age of 10. |
26th November 2004, 00:33 | #226 | |
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Re: God bless this thread
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There was a lad called lava lamp, whose limericks were naught but a revamp. JERI cried "He's the Winner", but he was really a sinner, and oughtn't be named the champ. Last edited by Dan : 26th November 2004 at 00:47. |
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26th November 2004, 11:15 | #227 | |
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double owned!!! http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-adult_jokes-5207.htm Last edited by seen-my-keys? : 26th November 2004 at 11:17. |
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26th November 2004, 14:41 | #228 |
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There was once talk of a vault,
old threads it would eternally exalt. Choosing would be hard, many we'd have to discard, but cookie's last thread's in by default! |
26th November 2004, 14:51 | #229 |
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Because of the spading of flic,
it appears StN is lovesick. "Let's meet on the strip", 'twas a doomed courtship, especially now we know he likes dick. |
26th November 2004, 15:16 | #231 |
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jeff_sichoe thinks im a kiddy fucker
i swear she was 18 till she screamed at my 'peen and now i have cuffs on me tucker. |
26th November 2004, 15:35 | #232 | |
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26th November 2004, 15:42 | #233 |
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jeff_sichoe thinks im a kiddy fucker
cause i saw his 2 year old sister and wanted to rut wid 'er i swear she was 18 till she screamed at my 'peen and now i have cuffs on me tucker. Last edited by [WanG] Wandarah : 26th November 2004 at 15:43. |
26th November 2004, 15:43 | #234 |
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not very good
at least it's the right structure C- |
26th November 2004, 15:43 | #235 |
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haha, pass!
fuck you! |
26th November 2004, 15:51 | #236 |
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haha
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26th November 2004, 17:02 | #237 |
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I didn't look on the net
for those 2 that we've all met. You all knew them I see so please let me be. On me please don't let loose your pet. slothking, 5 actually. PS: I didn't hear those on the net....txts a few months back. Last edited by Inferno : 26th November 2004 at 17:12. |
26th November 2004, 17:10 | #238 |
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quoted past post instead of edit.
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Inferno (picking on you to annoy your old man)
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26th November 2004, 17:18 | #240 |
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i declare it to be beer oclock
where our brains go from our head to our cock hot poon we must find while under the influence of wine to wake next to a man in a frock |