Video of the day 2.0 instant ban for links w/o descriptions - Page 59

sv · 25th February 2009, 13:05

Alright... any advances on "faget" or "fuck up crocos"?

Normality is almost restored ;D

CCS · 25th February 2009, 13:13

blow it out your cumhole.

chiQ · 25th February 2009, 13:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by sv

Haha, CCS is gay now like a big flaming gaybear riding around Homoland on a unicorn tickling men's bootyholes with a cock-handled featherduster.

This is now sv's sixth official QotM entry.

sv · 25th February 2009, 13:29

Oh shit, my mum will be over the moon when I tell her about this.

What are the other ones?

chiQ · 25th February 2009, 13:45

1 sv im not vegan because i love animals, im vegan because i hate plants

2 sv I feel the same way about my 12 inches of cock... I can't use more than about 55% of it with most women... why oh why must it be this way? Nature is such a cruel mistress.

3 sv Get the biggest pizza u can afford. eat as much as u can. affix the rest to your naked body with the melty cheese, go outside, and let neighbourhood dogs lick it from your body with their coarse, muscular tongues.

4 sv There's nothing quite like Jamaican ghetto patois coming from the son of a Taranaki pig farmer.

5 sv Any quasi-designer should be able to do this blindfolded, gagged, bound, with a XL butt-plug and spiky nipple clamps on... suspended upside-down while being flogged with a rubber hose by some feisty wench in a latex cat suit and thigh-high stiletto boots.

6 sv Haha, CCS is gay now like a big flaming gaybear riding around Homoland on a unicorn tickling men's bootyholes with a cock-handled featherduster. del | edit

sv · 25th February 2009, 13:48

meh, boring

CCS · 25th February 2009, 13:49

Those last two make you sound like a real queer pervert.

MadMax · 25th February 2009, 14:19

"Otago-students-toga-parade-turns-into-shambles"

Havs · 25th February 2009, 14:23

p01s0n · 25th February 2009, 14:28

sweet mods to that civic yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GnBvpFnzA
this is amazing.

Helious · 25th February 2009, 17:54

David Dallas - Indulge Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJoUP0Rx93o

Lightspeed · 25th February 2009, 21:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by sv

meh, boring

You're boring.

Reformed_Quint · 25th February 2009, 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

sweet mods to that civic yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GnBvpFnzA
this is amazing.

must.....resist....temptation....to weld tractor wheels to corolla hubs.

sv · 25th February 2009, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You're boring.

Your face is boring.

Juju · 26th February 2009, 12:26

Trying to find a music video I saw on C4 a while ago. All I can remember is that a lot of the video tracked the movement of things like the guitar head, kick pedal, drumsticks etc... like the whole frame would move with the subject (Similer to savage's new video - wild out - how the frame would follow savage's and baby bash's headbanging).
Any ideas?

Hurtuso · 26th February 2009, 14:55

Fresh from the Daily Show, conclusive proof that Barack Obama is a Bisexual, Hitler Antichrist!
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...nusual-suspect

Ab · 26th February 2009, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juju

Trying to find a music video I saw on C4 a while ago. All I can remember is that a lot of the video tracked the movement of things like the guitar head, kick pedal, drumsticks etc... like the whole frame would move with the subject (Similer to savage's new video - wild out - how the frame would follow savage's and baby bash's headbanging).
Any ideas?

Sounds like the video for "(Baby I've Got You) On My Mind" by Powderfinger.

Juju · 26th February 2009, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

Sounds like the video for "(Baby I've Got You) On My Mind" by Powderfinger.

Cheers - pretty much the same technique in the video but it's not the one I'm thinking of. I distinctly remember one part where it looks at the kick pedal from a profile angle, and the camera followed the head of the pedal through its range of motion. And the video was in full colour.

Cheers though.

StN · 26th February 2009, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurtuso

Fresh from the Daily Show, conclusive proof that Barack Obama is a Bisexual, Hitler Antichrist!
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...nusual-suspect

Hah ! - saw that last night - cracked up at the Keyser Söze montage board.

Quote:

He's a bisexual

What?

Obama is a bisexual - like a bicycle, with wheels at each end - it goes both ways.

What evidence do you have?

Well, none - but he is the next Hitler.

Hurtuso · 26th February 2009, 16:58

lol i reckon, the bicycle comparison takes the cake - the fruitcake. It's so insane, the amount of people who are 'anti-Obama at any cost' out there is mindboggling.

caffiend · 26th February 2009, 19:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juju

Cheers - pretty much the same technique in the video but it's not the one I'm thinking of. I distinctly remember one part where it looks at the kick pedal from a profile angle, and the camera followed the head of the pedal through its range of motion. And the video was in full colour.

Cheers though.

For some reason I think you're talking about a Supergrass video... but I'll be damned if I can find it online...

Or maybe I can find it: http://musicremedy.com/audio/index.c...764&Quality=10

Juju · 26th February 2009, 21:35

^^^ Thats the one... legend!

Trigger · 26th February 2009, 23:19

haha epic fail!!

guy spends 132 hours on an ice sculpture, goes to put in the finishing touches... and... FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfz3Op3tsX8

Hurtuso · 27th February 2009, 17:45

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbYUd1jUc4

dylan · 27th February 2009, 17:51

Man, whether you find the Onion amusing or not, I don't think anyone could doubt how....polished it's become

Pepsi · 27th February 2009, 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trigger

haha epic fail!!

guy spends 132 hours on an ice sculpture, goes to put in the finishing touches... and... FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfz3Op3tsX8

Gutted. Tehehehe..

bradman · 27th February 2009, 18:00

FPV (First Person View) R/C flying - the guy just chucks the thing off the balcony of a high rise - fkn impressive, looks fun =]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgWIdpegfuc

Rocket · 27th February 2009, 18:17

not video but... entertaining..

This is GOLD! Enjoy J

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in
Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how
cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left
her. I have NEVER heard anything like this before. This goes down in the
history books. Especially the second voice mail.

http://www.franksemails.com/audio/dimitri-thestud.mp3

chiQ · 27th February 2009, 18:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Gutted. Tehehehe..

Yep, I watched it a few times making pained and sympathetic noises, but laughing my arse off as well. Talk about conflicting feelings.

Acido · 27th February 2009, 18:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket

not video but... entertaining..

This is GOLD! Enjoy J

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in
Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how
cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left
her. I have NEVER heard anything like this before. This goes down in the
history books. Especially the second voice mail.

http://www.franksemails.com/audio/dimitri-thestud.mp3

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ fucking rofl

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11

He calls himself a doctor. But James Sears is no doctor. He was stripped of his license to practice more than a decade ago after being criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.

Ab · 27th February 2009, 18:54

Quote:

* "As a MEDICAL DOCTOR, Dimitri The Lover is extremely cognizant of the fact that studies have show over 60% of women worldwide suffer from a psychological disorder at some time during their lives. . . There is only one opportunity each year for horny men to seduce women this insecure.. Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR using psychiatric insight to psychologically conquer sluts"

* "The theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “CRY ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I FONDLE YOU”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on WHERE to find depressed women."

all class

a-tech · 27th February 2009, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

all class

Heh, reminds me of tom cruises character in magnolia

Trigger · 28th February 2009, 21:43

Don't throw away your old VCR!
It's full of cool components inside that you never knew about! Amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGx-3t8CJ-k

Pepsi · 2nd March 2009, 12:55

Cops beat up 15 year old girl... tough guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl67FmVRjYs

Helious · 2nd March 2009, 13:19

that's mean as

cop kicks, then right hook, slams her head into the wall, slams her down by her hair head first onto the ground, punches her twice

crazy

Fitz · 2nd March 2009, 13:48

Great Police work, you can see shes a smart bitch, the cop teaches her a lesson in respect, damn shame he got caught out tbh.

Hurtuso · 2nd March 2009, 14:18

a thrown shoe is the ultimate insult!
She obviously needs a wakeup but that wasn't proportional.

Larno · 2nd March 2009, 14:21

No Matter how smart she was shes only 15... its a bit fucking rough to go all HULK SMASH on her like that. I am willing to bet $50 that guy is a wife beater IRL.

CCS · 2nd March 2009, 14:26

Quote:

Maybe off screen she beat him down first or maybe his feelings were hurt from the little girls saying bad words to him. His ego must have been deeply bruised for him to stoop to coward mode and hurt a little girl the way he did.

Pretty much sums it up, tbh.

dylan · 2nd March 2009, 14:32

Man, that's pretty harsh. although I didn't watch it with sound so I don't know what if anything I missed that was relevant, it looked to me like he was smashing her primarily to get her into a submissive position (for whatever reason), so it wasn't like the beating was just for fun.

Still no excuse really but I wonder how many people actually think about how police get people into these positions if they don't want to do it willingly.

25th February 2009, 13:13	#2322
CCS Stunt Pants	blow it out your cumhole. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

25th February 2009, 13:45	#2325
chiQ Frag-muff	1 sv im not vegan because i love animals, im vegan because i hate plants 2 sv I feel the same way about my 12 inches of cock... I can't use more than about 55% of it with most women... why oh why must it be this way? Nature is such a cruel mistress. 3 sv Get the biggest pizza u can afford. eat as much as u can. affix the rest to your naked body with the melty cheese, go outside, and let neighbourhood dogs lick it from your body with their coarse, muscular tongues. 4 sv There's nothing quite like Jamaican ghetto patois coming from the son of a Taranaki pig farmer. 5 sv Any quasi-designer should be able to do this blindfolded, gagged, bound, with a XL butt-plug and spiky nipple clamps on... suspended upside-down while being flogged with a rubber hose by some feisty wench in a latex cat suit and thigh-high stiletto boots. 6 sv Haha, CCS is gay now like a big flaming gaybear riding around Homoland on a unicorn tickling men's bootyholes with a cock-handled featherduster. del \| edit __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

25th February 2009, 13:49	#2327
CCS Stunt Pants	Those last two make you sound like a real queer pervert. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

25th February 2009, 14:19	#2328
MadMax Stuff	"Otago-students-toga-parade-turns-into-shambles" __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

26th February 2009, 23:19	#2343
Trigger Laserman	haha epic fail!! guy spends 132 hours on an ice sculpture, goes to put in the finishing touches... and... FAIL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfz3Op3tsX8 __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

25th February 2009, 13:05	#2321
sv simulationszeitalter	Alright... any advances on "faget" or "fuck up crocos"? Normality is almost restored ;D

25th February 2009, 13:29	#2324
sv simulationszeitalter	Oh shit, my mum will be over the moon when I tell her about this. What are the other ones?

25th February 2009, 13:48	#2326
sv simulationszeitalter	meh, boring

25th February 2009, 14:28	#2330
p01s0n	sweet mods to that civic yo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GnBvpFnzA this is amazing. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

25th February 2009, 17:54	#2331
Helious	David Dallas - Indulge Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJoUP0Rx93o

26th February 2009, 12:26	#2335
Juju get to da choppa	Trying to find a music video I saw on C4 a while ago. All I can remember is that a lot of the video tracked the movement of things like the guitar head, kick pedal, drumsticks etc... like the whole frame would move with the subject (Similer to savage's new video - wild out - how the frame would follow savage's and baby bash's headbanging). Any ideas?

26th February 2009, 14:55	#2336
Hurtuso	Fresh from the Daily Show, conclusive proof that Barack Obama is a Bisexual, Hitler Antichrist! http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...nusual-suspect __________________ yadda

26th February 2009, 16:58	#2340
Hurtuso	lol i reckon, the bicycle comparison takes the cake - the fruitcake. It's so insane, the amount of people who are 'anti-Obama at any cost' out there is mindboggling. __________________ yadda

26th February 2009, 21:35	#2342
Juju get to da choppa	^^^ Thats the one... legend!

27th February 2009, 17:45	#2344
Hurtuso	The Onion Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbYUd1jUc4 __________________ yadda

25th February 2009, 14:23	#2329
Havs	WTF

27th February 2009, 17:51	#2345
dylan Huh?	Man, whether you find the Onion amusing or not, I don't think anyone could doubt how....polished it's become

27th February 2009, 18:00	#2347
bradman	FPV (First Person View) R/C flying - the guy just chucks the thing off the balcony of a high rise - fkn impressive, looks fun =] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgWIdpegfuc

27th February 2009, 18:17	#2348
Rocket	not video but... entertaining.. This is GOLD! Enjoy J The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card. The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left her. I have NEVER heard anything like this before. This goes down in the history books. Especially the second voice mail. http://www.franksemails.com/audio/dimitri-thestud.mp3

28th February 2009, 21:43	#2353
Trigger Laserman	Don't throw away your old VCR! It's full of cool components inside that you never knew about! Amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGx-3t8CJ-k __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

2nd March 2009, 12:55	#2354
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Cops beat up 15 year old girl... tough guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl67FmVRjYs

2nd March 2009, 13:19	#2355
Helious	that's mean as cop kicks, then right hook, slams her head into the wall, slams her down by her hair head first onto the ground, punches her twice crazy

2nd March 2009, 13:48	#2356
Fitz	Great Police work, you can see shes a smart bitch, the cop teaches her a lesson in respect, damn shame he got caught out tbh.

2nd March 2009, 14:18	#2357
Hurtuso	a thrown shoe is the ultimate insult! She obviously needs a wakeup but that wasn't proportional. __________________ yadda

2nd March 2009, 14:21	#2358
Larno	No Matter how smart she was shes only 15... its a bit fucking rough to go all HULK SMASH on her like that. I am willing to bet $50 that guy is a wife beater IRL. __________________ Beware The Wang-Fu!

2nd March 2009, 14:32	#2360
dylan Huh?	Man, that's pretty harsh. although I didn't watch it with sound so I don't know what if anything I missed that was relevant, it looked to me like he was smashing her primarily to get her into a submissive position (for whatever reason), so it wasn't like the beating was just for fun. Still no excuse really but I wonder how many people actually think about how police get people into these positions if they don't want to do it willingly.