Random Thoughts II - Page 579

xor · 27th June 2010, 19:38

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

booze hags

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

I mixed a nice healthy portion of Jim Beam, even though I hate that shit, with Coke tonight and it was good. Got me nicely toasted.

On a side note, I did have some 12yo glenfiddich today which was a totally different drink from the 15yo. I have drunk half of a 750ml bottle in less than a week. Its so fucking good.

wat

p01s0n · 27th June 2010, 19:46

xpandnz is a moron? who would have thought!

xpandnz · 27th June 2010, 19:48

fuck you dudes. Im a booze fag. Theres a difference.

Wanna hook up. Me love you long time

xor · 27th June 2010, 19:51

When was the last time you saw your penis while standing?

xpandnz · 27th June 2010, 19:53

When you were down in front of me holding it out past my belly?

Vrtigo · 27th June 2010, 20:54

oh snap

xor · 27th June 2010, 21:03

Sounds like something a fatty would say

MadMax · 27th June 2010, 21:49

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

When you were down in front of me holding it out past my belly?

always wondered why you had a mirror on your toilet floor

mpx · 27th June 2010, 21:56

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xpandnz · 27th June 2010, 23:19

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Originally Posted by xor

Sounds like something a fatty would say

Quite good then I suppose considering a belly is a sign of wealth.

It doesn't bother me too much. But interesting that you have to rely to fat jokes to get your points across.

+1 mate. class.

CCS · 28th June 2010, 00:00

Did xor steal your guitar?

xpandnz · 28th June 2010, 00:12

hahaha

xor · 28th June 2010, 09:19

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

Quite good then I suppose considering a belly is a sign of wealth.

Must be all those high rollers in BK living the dream

p01s0n · 28th June 2010, 09:21

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

Quite good then I suppose considering a belly is a sign of wealth.

Don't you have the skillset of someone that works jobs like xtra helpdesk?

xpandnz · 28th June 2010, 09:27

had the skill set.

xor · 28th June 2010, 09:32

CCS · 28th June 2010, 11:15

I raped my dick this morning before I got out of bed. With my hand.

Bandalador · 28th June 2010, 11:17

Did you wear finger condoms to get extra friction burn?

CCS · 28th June 2010, 14:08

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Originally Posted by Ab

Dear Diary,
I had some chick raving at me when Gillard became PM that this was a great day for egalitarianism in Australia. I replied "yeah, because white British lawyers have always had it so hard in this country". Everybody laughed and I smiled with smug satisifaction.

Did it make the twitter feed?

Baal · 28th June 2010, 14:57

I'm spending ~ 50% of my time driving in Auckland at the moment. I'm generally/sometimes a pretty chilled out driver but I've had to go all Zen or I'll kill a motherfucker.

Auckland drivers are fucking terrible!

CCS · 28th June 2010, 14:59

The funny/sad thing about that is that most of those bad drivers you speak of are out-of-towners who moved to Auckland and don't know how to drive in heavy fast-moving traffic.
You just don't notice the poor drivers in your own little hick town because there's so few people on the road.

Juju · 28th June 2010, 15:09

I find that a lot of people who say aucklanders suck at driving are the same type that want to move into a lane that is travelling 20kmh faster than theirs, so they put on their indicator and wait for someone to let them in.

Nigga, you have to find your own gaps.

CCS · 28th June 2010, 15:16

Ain't that the motherfucking truth. I see people doing that all the time and it's pretty much the opposite of how you're supposed to do it... wtf?! Do these people just write a letter to the Timaru Council and ask for a driving permit?

Baal · 28th June 2010, 15:16

Reality check. I'm awesome. Everyone else is shit.

Frankly I'm surprised I even have to point this out.

David · 28th June 2010, 15:17

Anyone defending Auckland or Aucklanders is fucking pathetic in my view. If you live in New Zealand, live in a city that doesn't feel like a poor imitation of life in a real city.

Wellington, Queenstown, Raglan or Hamilton are the only places in New Zealand I'd ever choose to live. Auckland is just a badly designed city for a bunch of fuckwits who are too stupid to move out of the country but still want to feel above the country they're in.

The Edge · 28th June 2010, 15:22

Why Hamilton? Serious question. It's a nice enough place, but what's the attraction that would make you want to live there?

?>Superman · 28th June 2010, 15:22

Wellington is a good city to live in.

Although fuck living in Hamilton.

CCS · 28th June 2010, 15:22

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Originally Posted by Baal

Reality check. I'm awesome. Everyone else is shit.

Frankly I'm surprised I even have to point this out.

Spend more time in Auckland and learn how to drive properly, fulla!

Baal · 28th June 2010, 15:31

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Originally Posted by CCS

Spend more time in Auckland and learn how to drive properly, fulla!

Currently driving around in a V8 SUV, use it for grocery runs and ignoring silly things like gutters, children and any other potential inconveniences to my busy and important lifestyle. I reckon I got this JAFA thing nailed eh!

David · 28th June 2010, 15:31

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Originally Posted by The Edge

Why Hamilton? Serious question. It's a nice enough place, but what's the attraction that would make you want to live there?

To be honest, it's simply the fact that it's enough of a city that you don't miss out on too much without being a pig of a city where you have to spend an hour getting to work each morning.

It's central, you've got either coast within an hours reach and the main airport within an hour too. You're only 2 hours away from the snow. You've got decent restaurants, a relatively decent nightlife (if you forget the lack of live music) and to reiterate, you don't spend an hour every morning getting to work.

The other thing is it has enough industry like Fonterra, LIC, Agresearch, , Genesis Energy, Ministry departments that you can make a fair bit of coin without too much expense.

CCS · 28th June 2010, 15:41

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Originally Posted by Baal

Currently driving around in a V8 SUV, use it for grocery runs and ignoring silly things like gutters, children and any other potential inconveniences to my busy and important lifestyle. I reckon I got this JAFA thing nailed eh!

True, true. Maybe I can come down to Wellington and you can show me how to cycle around on a bike with no gears while wearing a corduroy helmet and hemp pants (cuffs tucked into socks of course), picking up some organic veges next door to the cafe where we purchase some Fair Trade coffee from a man who has never showered in his adult life! Meanest!

xpandnz · 28th June 2010, 15:50

Can I get a cheerleading squad for me when I arrive in Wellington on Wednesday? That would make me feel nice and warm inside, sort of like taking a steamy turd in reverse.

CCS · 28th June 2010, 16:17

Businessman Colin Craig to run for supercity mayor

Oh great, just what we need. A religious nutty-man running for Super Mayor. Never mind, he won't get far but he will split the votes a little.

DrTiTus · 28th June 2010, 16:42

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Originally Posted by CCS

True, true. Maybe I can come down to Wellington and you can show me how to cycle around on a bike with no gears while wearing a corduroy helmet and hemp pants (cuffs tucked into socks of course), picking up some organic veges next door to the cafe where we purchase some Fair Trade coffee from a man who has never showered in his adult life! Meanest!

No hippies before 11 :>

p01s0n · 28th June 2010, 16:55

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

Can I get a cheerleading squad for me when I arrive in Wellington on Wednesday? That would make me feel nice and warm inside, sort of like taking a steamy turd in reverse.

too easy

chiQ · 28th June 2010, 17:30

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

too easy

Getting the hot turd into him, or getting joke material from his post?

xpandnz · 28th June 2010, 17:32

see u at the airport in ur mini skirt then mr p.

Baal · 28th June 2010, 17:32

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Getting the hot turd into him, or getting joke material from his post?

reverse turd / buttsecks / some witty comment thereof / too easy

Fx. · 28th June 2010, 17:39

Ever had your shit pushed in?

NT_VlaD · 28th June 2010, 18:15

CCS This user is on your Ignore List.

Thats all I ever see, seems to work well.

I'm pretty sure I'm a racist to ab...
Well I am now anyway ...

27th June 2010, 21:56	#23129
mpx .	NINJA EDIT Last edited by mpx : 27th June 2010 at 21:57.

28th June 2010, 00:00	#23131
CCS Stunt Pants	Did xor steal your guitar? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th June 2010, 11:15	#23137
CCS Stunt Pants	I raped my dick this morning before I got out of bed. With my hand. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th June 2010, 14:59	#23141
CCS Stunt Pants	The funny/sad thing about that is that most of those bad drivers you speak of are out-of-towners who moved to Auckland and don't know how to drive in heavy fast-moving traffic. You just don't notice the poor drivers in your own little hick town because there's so few people on the road. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th June 2010, 15:16	#23143
CCS Stunt Pants	Ain't that the motherfucking truth. I see people doing that all the time and it's pretty much the opposite of how you're supposed to do it... wtf?! Do these people just write a letter to the Timaru Council and ask for a driving permit? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

27th June 2010, 19:46	#23122
p01s0n	xpandnz is a moron? who would have thought! __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

27th June 2010, 19:48	#23123
xpandnz	fuck you dudes. Im a booze fag. Theres a difference. Wanna hook up. Me love you long time __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

27th June 2010, 19:51	#23124
xor	When was the last time you saw your penis while standing?

27th June 2010, 19:53	#23125
xpandnz	When you were down in front of me holding it out past my belly? __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

27th June 2010, 20:54	#23126
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	oh snap

27th June 2010, 21:03	#23127
xor	Sounds like something a fatty would say

28th June 2010, 00:12	#23132
xpandnz	hahaha __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

28th June 2010, 09:27	#23135
xpandnz	had the skill set. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

28th June 2010, 11:17	#23138
Bandalador	Did you wear finger condoms to get extra friction burn?

28th June 2010, 14:57	#23140
Baal	I'm spending ~ 50% of my time driving in Auckland at the moment. I'm generally/sometimes a pretty chilled out driver but I've had to go all Zen or I'll kill a motherfucker. Auckland drivers are fucking terrible! __________________ Your a homo.

28th June 2010, 15:09	#23142
Juju get to da choppa	I find that a lot of people who say aucklanders suck at driving are the same type that want to move into a lane that is travelling 20kmh faster than theirs, so they put on their indicator and wait for someone to let them in. Nigga, you have to find your own gaps.

28th June 2010, 15:16	#23144
Baal	Reality check. I'm awesome. Everyone else is shit. Frankly I'm surprised I even have to point this out. __________________ Your a homo.

28th June 2010, 15:17	#23145
David	Anyone defending Auckland or Aucklanders is fucking pathetic in my view. If you live in New Zealand, live in a city that doesn't feel like a poor imitation of life in a real city. Wellington, Queenstown, Raglan or Hamilton are the only places in New Zealand I'd ever choose to live. Auckland is just a badly designed city for a bunch of fuckwits who are too stupid to move out of the country but still want to feel above the country they're in.

28th June 2010, 15:22	#23146
The Edge	Why Hamilton? Serious question. It's a nice enough place, but what's the attraction that would make you want to live there?

28th June 2010, 15:22	#23147
?>Superman	Wellington is a good city to live in. Although fuck living in Hamilton.

28th June 2010, 15:50	#23152
xpandnz	Can I get a cheerleading squad for me when I arrive in Wellington on Wednesday? That would make me feel nice and warm inside, sort of like taking a steamy turd in reverse. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

28th June 2010, 16:17	#23153
CCS Stunt Pants	Businessman Colin Craig to run for supercity mayor Oh great, just what we need. A religious nutty-man running for Super Mayor. Never mind, he won't get far but he will split the votes a little. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th June 2010, 17:32	#23157
xpandnz	see u at the airport in ur mini skirt then mr p. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

28th June 2010, 17:39	#23159
Fx.	Ever had your shit pushed in?

28th June 2010, 18:15	#23160
NT_VlaD	CCS This user is on your Ignore List. Thats all I ever see, seems to work well. I'm pretty sure I'm a racist to ab... Well I am now anyway ...