Random Thoughts II - Page 562

p01s0n · 4th June 2010, 12:35

I have to admit, i've never seen a perfectly-bald kid.

Warrick · 4th June 2010, 12:42

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

My flatmates leave the room when the news comes on. Get pretty fired up sometimes :/

why's that? because they should care what's happening in the world?

Bandalador · 4th June 2010, 12:43

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

I have to admit, i've never seen a perfectly-bald kid.

Never seen a poor kid with Leukemia?

p01s0n · 4th June 2010, 12:45

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Originally Posted by Bandalador

Never seen a poor kid with Leukemia?

no like i mean, perfectly healthy, just bald with a shiny waxed head like bald people have

Bandalador · 4th June 2010, 12:54

Well I don't think the wife would let me shave either of our kids heads.
My wife has a Sri Lankan friend, they shave/shine their kids heads as some kind of cultural thing. Maybe you could try Sri Lanka?

CCS · 4th June 2010, 13:50

Okay, so I'm a maths tard, let me make sure I'm doing this right:

Inflation calculator for wages

http://www.rbnz.govt.nz/statistics/0135595.html

Let's just say I'm making $100,000 in 3rd qtr 2007. If my pay was only ever increased by the rate of inflation, according to the calculator I'd be making $108,857.81 now and anything less than that, my pay wouldn't even be keeping up with inflation, eh? Like, I know it's pretty simple but I just want to make sure :/

Rocket · 4th June 2010, 13:54

believe so..

that's why u ask for a 5% rise to keep up every year. i think anyway.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 13:58

Indeed. I've had one paltry pay rise in the last 3 years and my comment at the time was that it wasn't even keeping up with the rate of inflation. That's fucked. That is fucking jewish.

Pay review in a months time. I must point out that I'm actually worse off now than when I started working here.

Cuntbags. Utter fucking felch mongering arselords.

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 14:00

You're the sucker that's still working there...

CCS · 4th June 2010, 14:02

I've explained all this before, lolspeed. If you're too much of a dumb cunt to pay attention then I guess that's your problem.

p01s0n · 4th June 2010, 14:02

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You're the sucker that's still working there...

lol, you aren't allowed to call people suckers.

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 14:11

Sure I am...

CCS · 4th June 2010, 14:12

No, you're a dumb cunt who talks about thinks he doesn't know about.

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 14:12

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Originally Posted by CCS

I've explained all this before, lolspeed. If you're too much of a dumb cunt to pay attention then I guess that's your problem.

Hahahah, that's cute that you think I'd pay attention to the details of your life.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 14:13

Exactly, so... fuck up.

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 14:13

Oooor.... OOOOOOOR.....

Not.

crocos · 4th June 2010, 14:32

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Originally Posted by StN

Imagine if Crocos was a Dad

That's a frightening thought right there.

Pepsi · 4th June 2010, 14:45

Daddy Crocos..now that is a funny thought! Your dad jokes would be totally expected then. And imagine how many times you'd hear *groan* "oh daaaaad, that's not even funny"...

xor · 4th June 2010, 14:57

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Daddy Crocos..now that is a funny thought! Your dad jokes would be totally expected then. And imagine how many times you'd hear *groan* "oh daaaaad, don't be a dick au"...

CCS · 4th June 2010, 15:51

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Oooor.... OOOOOOOR.....

Not.

Yeah, I suppose that's what you tell your poor people friends you counsel... sorry, your clients.

"So broke eh, so over represented in poverty statistics"
"Just get a better paying job, sucker! lol, jesus!"

chiQ · 4th June 2010, 16:02

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Oooor.... OOOOOOOR.....

Not.

LOL

Don't even joke about crocos reproducing, please. Nice guy, but we need LESS dad jokes, rather than more. Think of the A. addition of new junior crocoses with the same sense of humour, and the B. double-whammy of a chronic, acute dad-joker actually becoming a dad.

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 16:34

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Originally Posted by CCS

Yeah, I suppose that's what you tell your poor people friends you counsel... sorry, your clients.

"So broke eh, so over represented in poverty statistics"
"Just get a better paying job, sucker! lol, jesus!"

Your fantasy life is fascinating. Please, continue to regale us.

Ab · 4th June 2010, 16:38

Did I miss him galing us the first time?

crocos · 4th June 2010, 16:42

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Don't even joke about crocos reproducing, please. Nice guy, but...

Damned with faint praise.

*Sigh* I'm sooo depressed.
/Marvin

CCS · 4th June 2010, 16:45

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Your fantasy life is fascinating. Please, continue to regale us.

Oh wow, are you the only one who is allowed to talk horseshit about things you know nothing about?

leadinjector · 4th June 2010, 16:46

my girlfriends 21st on the weekend so im doing a speech, never done one at a 21st before. shes also one of those people with hundreds of friends so will be a big crowd. gonna be a tough crowd too- shes an engineer and has mostly male friends, who are all intellectual geeks, bitter that the girl with the best TnA in the faculty is dating some gymrat. im gonna use that as a reason why they wont laugh at my jokes.

StN · 4th June 2010, 16:48

It's really sunny outside - for the first time in bloody weeks. I really should zoom home and mow the lawn that has gone spastic after I fertilised it, then had heaps of rain.

The father-in-law is turning up about now.

Might just meet him at the pub instead. Might not rain tomorrow.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 16:48

If all else fails, take off your shirt and start shadow boxing.

StN · 4th June 2010, 16:50

Actually - that might work for me too.

leadinjector · 4th June 2010, 16:51

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Originally Posted by CCS

If all else fails, take off your shirt and start shadow boxing.

a possibility, might need to go get a fake tan or something if im going that route though.

Reformed_Quint · 4th June 2010, 16:51

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Originally Posted by leadinjector

my girlfriends 21st

Remember to start all your stories with 'Oh man, this one time, i was soooo wasted'

gmg; fucked up my sudoku FAAAAAAARK don't get the herald on sat/sun wont feel the satisfaction of completion until Tuesday. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 16:54

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Originally Posted by leadinjector

a possibility, might need to go get a fake tan or something if im going that route though.

Pfft, if you do that then you won't be able to blind them upon removal of your shirt.

leadinjector · 4th June 2010, 16:54

well shes so fucking retarded she thought the empire state building was 2k tall, has never even heard of robocop and didnt know chuck norris was a real person. i have plenty of ammo.

chiQ · 4th June 2010, 16:54

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Originally Posted by crocos

Damned with faint praise.

*Sigh* I'm sooo depressed.
/Marvin

Have a beer with me in a couple of weeks. I finish working my notice period in a fortnight. I reckon a NZG meet Saturday fortnight would be a plan.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 16:55

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Remember to start all your stories with 'Oh man, this one time, i was soooo wasted'

gmg; fucked up my sudoku FAAAAAAARK don't get the herald on sat/sun wont feel the satisfaction of completion until Tuesday. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You don't do your sudoku in pencil?

CCS · 4th June 2010, 16:57

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Originally Posted by leadinjector

well shes so fucking retarded she thought the empire state building was 2k tall, has never even heard of robocop and didnt know chuck norris was a real person. i have plenty of ammo.

Lol, your girlfriend is a dick

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

Have a beer with me in a couple of weeks. I finish working my notice period in a fortnight. I reckon a NZG meet Saturday fortnight would be a plan.

Come to Auckland and meet some cool people instead.

leadinjector · 4th June 2010, 16:58

GALBRAITHS FAGGOT

i actually went on a date there once, nice place.

Reformed_Quint · 4th June 2010, 17:06

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Originally Posted by CCS

You don't do your sudoku in pencil?

Yea, but once you've mussed it you've mussed it, game over man.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 17:09

What the hell? I'm no sudoku nerd but... if you've done it in pencil, can't you go back and fix your mistake?

Lightspeed · 4th June 2010, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Oh wow, are you the only one who is allowed to talk horseshit about things you know nothing about?

No, no. You're welcome to spout horseshit just like everyone else. Just as long as well all know that's what it is.

4th June 2010, 13:50	#22446
CCS Stunt Pants	Okay, so I'm a maths tard, let me make sure I'm doing this right: Inflation calculator for wages http://www.rbnz.govt.nz/statistics/0135595.html Let's just say I'm making $100,000 in 3rd qtr 2007. If my pay was only ever increased by the rate of inflation, according to the calculator I'd be making $108,857.81 now and anything less than that, my pay wouldn't even be keeping up with inflation, eh? Like, I know it's pretty simple but I just want to make sure :/ __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 13:58	#22448
CCS Stunt Pants	Indeed. I've had one paltry pay rise in the last 3 years and my comment at the time was that it wasn't even keeping up with the rate of inflation. That's fucked. That is fucking jewish. Pay review in a months time. I must point out that I'm actually worse off now than when I started working here. Cuntbags. Utter fucking felch mongering arselords. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 14:02	#22450
CCS Stunt Pants	I've explained all this before, lolspeed. If you're too much of a dumb cunt to pay attention then I guess that's your problem. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 14:12	#22453
CCS Stunt Pants	No, you're a dumb cunt who talks about thinks he doesn't know about. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 14:13	#22455
CCS Stunt Pants	Exactly, so... fuck up. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 12:35	#22441
p01s0n	I have to admit, i've never seen a perfectly-bald kid. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

4th June 2010, 12:54	#22445
Bandalador	Well I don't think the wife would let me shave either of our kids heads. My wife has a Sri Lankan friend, they shave/shine their kids heads as some kind of cultural thing. Maybe you could try Sri Lanka?

4th June 2010, 13:54	#22447
Rocket	believe so.. that's why u ask for a 5% rise to keep up every year. i think anyway. __________________ Later Boltz! Last edited by Rocket : 4th June 2010 at 13:55.

4th June 2010, 14:00	#22449
Lightspeed	You're the sucker that's still working there... __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

4th June 2010, 14:11	#22452
Lightspeed	Sure I am... __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

4th June 2010, 14:13	#22456
Lightspeed	Oooor.... OOOOOOOR..... Not. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

4th June 2010, 14:45	#22458
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Daddy Crocos..now that is a funny thought! Your dad jokes would be totally expected then. And imagine how many times you'd hear groan "oh daaaaad, that's not even funny"...

4th June 2010, 16:38	#22463
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Did I miss him galing us the first time?

4th June 2010, 16:46	#22466
leadinjector	my girlfriends 21st on the weekend so im doing a speech, never done one at a 21st before. shes also one of those people with hundreds of friends so will be a big crowd. gonna be a tough crowd too- shes an engineer and has mostly male friends, who are all intellectual geeks, bitter that the girl with the best TnA in the faculty is dating some gymrat. im gonna use that as a reason why they wont laugh at my jokes.

4th June 2010, 16:48	#22467
StN I have detailed files	It's really sunny outside - for the first time in bloody weeks. I really should zoom home and mow the lawn that has gone spastic after I fertilised it, then had heaps of rain. The father-in-law is turning up about now. Might just meet him at the pub instead. Might not rain tomorrow.

4th June 2010, 16:48	#22468
CCS Stunt Pants	@leadinjector If all else fails, take off your shirt and start shadow boxing. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th June 2010, 16:50	#22469
StN I have detailed files	Actually - that might work for me too.

4th June 2010, 16:54	#22473
leadinjector	well shes so fucking retarded she thought the empire state building was 2k tall, has never even heard of robocop and didnt know chuck norris was a real person. i have plenty of ammo.

4th June 2010, 16:58	#22477
leadinjector	GALBRAITHS FAGGOT i actually went on a date there once, nice place.

4th June 2010, 17:09	#22479
CCS Stunt Pants	What the hell? I'm no sudoku nerd but... if you've done it in pencil, can't you go back and fix your mistake? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?