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yeah, me either.
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7th August 2008, 08:48 | #2042 |
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i slept in until 6:15am today
...anytime after 6:00am is fine by me, but occasionally the kids wake me before then. half an hour can make a lot of difference to your day.
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7th August 2008, 11:33 | #2045 |
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anyone know the speed limit on a footpath? theres a guy zipping about on a segway HT at max speed (12.5Mile an hour according to the FAQ, which is a hair over 20 km hour)
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7th August 2008, 11:44 | #2046 |
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so 100 kph is the go?
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7th August 2008, 11:52 | #2048 | |
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there's no human, bike or segway that can do that. so what you're saying is redundant! <--- just won at the internet |
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7th August 2008, 12:13 | #2049 |
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Ja, Heliarse just won
But he's right - I'm not sure that the Segway should legally be on the footpath. Fuck knows if it can legally be on the road either, but I suppose it's like cycles on the road. Next time you see the guy hooning down the footpath, you'll have to lean out the window and call "Get off the footpath you bloody fucken apple mac fag boy racer segway bastard!" With a bit of luck, he'll be so surprised that he'll lose concentration and crash into a lamp post. Haha!
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7th August 2008, 12:28 | #2051 | |
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hmm http://www.segway.co.nz/nzlaw.aspx and http://www.segway.co.nz/where.aspx make interesting reading... basically theyre classed as mobility devices, and can be used on the footpath
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its not the fact that he has one, i couldnt care less... its that hes zooming about @ 20k's past shops, parked cars, kids, etc
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7th August 2008, 12:42 | #2052 |
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Old people do it as well in their mobility scooters. Fuckers.
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7th August 2008, 15:50 | #2054 |
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Just got a email from the flattie:
'Hey, do you remember that stuff in the bottle that you couldn't figure out so we ended up eating, did that happen?' Yes, Yes it did. Found misc. bottle with dropper, at first thought it was massage oil, rubbed it into the skin, def not massage oil, next smelt it, Definatly not perfume, so then we tasted it, Not eddible, gave up. Why would you drink something that you first thought was massage oil, thats not right Too much. |
7th August 2008, 15:55 | #2055 |
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How much does P cost these days anyway?
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7th August 2008, 15:59 | #2056 |
I have detailed files
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Flattie can't remember if it happened? Woke up with a sore botty?
Liquid rohypnol... |
7th August 2008, 16:06 | #2057 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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According to Wikipedia she's one of the richest women in Britain now. Writing #1 hits must pay off. |
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7th August 2008, 16:08 | #2058 | |
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And big scoops out of the vase.... Questions i have. |
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7th August 2008, 16:10 | #2059 |
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Time to install a camera in her room. Or in a cucumber...
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7th August 2008, 16:30 | #2061 |
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Only cos she was ugly, right?
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7th August 2008, 16:35 | #2062 |
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pfft i get up at 5am almost every morning, weak bitches
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7th August 2008, 16:38 | #2063 |
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But when do you go to bed?
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8th August 2008, 15:48 | #2064 |
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A mildly thought-provoking article about personal appearance:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/ma...dex/do0204.xml
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8th August 2008, 19:48 | #2066 |
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i saw one of those orange people the other day. It was a guy. It's like they're 24/7 Blue Man Group... except orange.
Also saw a guy in his 50's or 60's walking down View Rd with a huuuge beard down to his stomach wearing a plastic Viking helmet. Walking like he was off to do his shopping or something. Love this place. Last edited by Jonas Undrawing : 8th August 2008 at 19:50. |
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9th August 2008, 12:34 | #2068 | |
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9th August 2008, 13:34 | #2069 |
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More likely the guy was drunk and decided to make something of it. You don't give address details to the telecom operators, you just answer the question "Fire, Ambulance or Police?"
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9th August 2008, 14:43 | #2070 |
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Ha ha ha! Noses on dowels!
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9th August 2008, 20:11 | #2071 |
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9th August 2008, 22:28 | #2072 |
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So... all major banks then?
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You can tell it's a really cold night when you can see the steam rising off your urine stream as it flies through the air.
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10th August 2008, 12:03 | #2080 |
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maybe the health warning is an amp + speaker arrangement that pipes loud car engine noises while moving, and a cartoon squeaky brakes sound when it comes to a stop.
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