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17th December 2002, 17:26 | #162 | |
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17th December 2002, 17:29 | #163 |
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What's your adress fobski? I've always wanted to tell God what I thought of him in person.
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17th December 2002, 17:30 | #164 |
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seek and ye shall find carnage
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17th December 2002, 17:31 | #165 |
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Um, numbers and street names please, none of this bloody vague bs that you're so famous for.
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17th December 2002, 17:35 | #166 | |
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Besides, "all" is an absolute. There are no absolutes. Are you going somewhere with this? |
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17th December 2002, 17:35 | #167 |
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ahh but my poor troubled carnage
what sort of quest would it be if i gave you exactly where to go to prove you faith in FOB the GOD you must travel to samoa and find fulla fulla and help him break in his daughter then you must follow the breeze which will lead you to mexico, where you must help a poor fisherman catch a fish then on to germany where you must star in schiser movie then i beleive you are of good faith then i will send you my address |
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17th December 2002, 17:37 | #169 |
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Okay, I've done all that, now what's your address?
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17th December 2002, 17:39 | #170 |
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i must see proof
i can see everything but for the last five minutes the mighty FOB GOD was taking a BIBLICAL size crap so either do it again or send me to the specified web pics |
17th December 2002, 17:42 | #171 |
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Ah but you must have FAITH fobski.
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17th December 2002, 17:49 | #172 |
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my adress is
AUCKLAND the FOB GOD lives in AUCKLAND CENTRAL auckland look for santa and yeah shall find... |
17th December 2002, 17:52 | #173 |
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Bah, there was a Nasa report on santa, everyone knows that he either doesn't exist, or if he did exist, he's dead now, I want your REAL address. I would have thought that God would have had higher moral standards than to lie to us.
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17th December 2002, 18:08 | #174 |
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So, any justice yet?
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The dictionary seems to think they're very similar words... Quote:
The thing is, people say "Hey, you're closed minded!" as if they're the most evil bastard in the world... yet all I see is someone who doesn't believe someone elses point of view to be true. Last edited by Lightspeed : 17th December 2002 at 19:11. |
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17th December 2002, 19:20 | #176 |
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Fucked your cousin yet?
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17th December 2002, 19:33 | #177 |
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come on spill it you hillbilly, we want all the juicy details. plus pictures.
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17th December 2002, 19:37 | #178 | |
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If I rape you in the arse, you are receiving my cock. If you allow me to screw you in the arse, you are accepting my cock. |
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17th December 2002, 19:40 | #179 |
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/me waits for the conclusion to this story.
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17th December 2002, 20:19 | #180 | |
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17th December 2002, 20:36 | #181 |
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Homo Erectus has not responded all day.. maybe he told her and she rejected him and in his rejection he turned to (you know..)
where is he?!?! |
17th December 2002, 20:47 | #182 | |
Here be dragons
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also, i find this thread amusing, please update HE. |
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17th December 2002, 21:02 | #183 | |
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Is this not correct? |
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17th December 2002, 21:06 | #184 | |
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17th December 2002, 21:07 | #185 | |
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17th December 2002, 21:08 | #186 | |
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OMG may be he has a life!
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HE: 44 (0.47 posts per day) You too could have the opportunity to fuck your cousin/uncle/favourite pet if you didn't spend so much time posting. Think about it. |
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17th December 2002, 21:26 | #187 |
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There has been research on first cousin offspring and the risk of abnormal children is not much more than with unrelated people. many cultures find it socially acceptable.
Immediate family on the other hand will make your offspring look like a mix of Prince Charles and the Deliverance banjo kid. |
17th December 2002, 21:35 | #188 |
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In an age where mostly everyone engages in recreational sex you'd think there wouldn't be a problem with engaging such activities with a distant relation.
"Hey lets shoot some hoops" or "Hey lets have some sex," whats the difference? You're not having kids. You're not getting married. I think now the lines been blurred that all sex leads to kids indefinately. We're not in the stone ages. Contraceptives do exist. Recreational BBall, recreational sex. I'm not the one doing it, and although some of my cousins are hot, I've never thought about boofing em, I just think if you think about it seriously, whats the problem? Sticking to outdated values and morals? I thought homosexuals used to be hung? Look where they are now. Anal sex? Threesomes? Swingers? Although without thinking about it all too much I'd definately draw the line at beastiality. Hyuck! |
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17th December 2002, 21:52 | #190 |
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Hi guys. Here's the news for today: Breakfast. The families got up pretty early and we all had breakfast. The breakfast table is circular, and she was sitting across from me. About mid-way through my breakfast I felt something funny on my toes. She was rubbing my foot with her foot! Quite suggestively too I might add. The remaining 5 minutes of breakfast were very different than any remaining 5 minutes of breakfast I've ever had. Once breakfast was done the families were off to thier show. All of a sudden, it was me and her completely alone.
Ignoring the extremely high sexual tension, and her shy devilish smile. I got up (painfully) and suggested that we go watch the dvds. She agreed. Now, the breakfast/dining room area that we were in is pretty much right in the middle of the house. There are two hallways that extend from it - one of the hallways leads to where the living room is; the other one leads to where my bedroom is. Both have dvd players. I started walking towards the living room. She called out to me and said "i like your room... can we watch them there?". At this point I decided to myself that it was pretty certain she was keen. As soon as we got to my room, she closed the room and jumped on my bed. I smiled at her and popped the 'Training day' dvd in. I jumped back into bed and the movie started. My head was rushing with thoughs and anticipation as to what would occur in the next hour. I looked at her sexy body just lying there on my bed. My head was flooded with thoughts. "Are you crazy?!...", "Look at her! GO FOR IT!...", "Denzel Washington has aged well...". She had this funny little smile that looked like it was saying a hundred different things at once. I thought of the risks. Then I thought of the rewards. I decided to test the waters. I moved my hand so that it was half-resting on her thigh, just above the hemline of her skirt so that I wasn't touching her skin. No response from her. I upped the ante and moved my hand futher up on to her thigh. No response from her, and she still had that ominous looking smile on her face. It looked like it could be saying "Oh yeah big boy, do me now you sexy thing", or "What does he think he's doing?". I moved it so that it was fully on her thigh now. This was it. No turning back. I felt her thigh move from under me. Fuck. Her legs are moving... she getting off the bed... ohhhhh fuckshitfuckfuck. She stood at the edge of the bed looking at me for a moment. Then she begun to slide her underwear off. She jumped back into the bed. Under the covers. A huge rush jolted through my body. This is it. The risks paid off. I did it. I can't believe this is really happening. Of all the things that could have happened right at that moment, I never, ever, would have guessed what would come next. I heard a tapping noise. I shrugged it off. I had betting thing to focus on. Then I heard it again, louder this time. I looked for a source. It was coming from my window. It was my ex-girlfriend. My ex-girlfriend was knocking at my window, right at the precise moment where my drop dead gorgeous cousin takes her panties off and jumps into my bed. I didn't believe what was happening to me. Was this a joke? Were the guys from the discussion board right? This was just too unreal. All of it. My cousin picked her underwear off the floor and started putting it back on before our little visitor could see what was going on. My jaw was still on the floor. This is crazy. I got up and opened the window. Before I could even think of anything to say to my ex, my cousin invited her in. It turns out that she got in a mood as a result of the breakup and had a fight with her family, who kicked her out. So she showed up here, needing a place to stay. Being the good guy that I am, I offered her a room at my place for the night. As if fate hadn't already slapped me in the face several times today already, my parents call up and say that they are staying out tonight. So I have the house to myself. I've already wasted too much time typing this - I don't like to leave those two alone and in the same room, so I have to cut the story off here for tonight. Thanks for all your advice everyone, I hope I've made your day a little bit more interesting. Mine sure as hell has! |
17th December 2002, 21:54 | #191 |
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hahahaha ! !
BEST. POST. EVER. |
17th December 2002, 21:56 | #192 |
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me thinks this is now jts becomin a huge fuck off wind up in my opinion
but its more addictive than any fucking soap i have ever watched BAHAHAHAHA |
17th December 2002, 22:11 | #193 |
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This... Rocks!
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17th December 2002, 22:12 | #194 |
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I wish it were true but at least it's the best troll I've ever seen.
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17th December 2002, 22:17 | #195 |
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i'm sure i've seen a few videos that start off like that..
fucking brilliant |
17th December 2002, 22:26 | #196 |
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All time greatest topics on NZGAMES.COM
1.) BOYDS car Accident 2.) This one If this whole story isnt BS, BOYD's topic is in trouble..... |
17th December 2002, 22:38 | #197 |
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wow..you turned me on
p.s. - did your cousin write that story up? Last edited by Orlando : 17th December 2002 at 22:41. |
17th December 2002, 22:39 | #198 |
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This sounds like a load shit.
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17th December 2002, 22:40 | #199 |
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I smell a threesome!
Or at least, that's where I'd take it from here if it were my story. |
17th December 2002, 22:47 | #200 | |
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