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23rd June 2003, 23:01 | #82 |
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hoe hoe hoe, merry...
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If person A, is not a virgin and sleeps with person B, who is, the person A takes person Bs virginity, showen below: A(non-virgin) + B(virgin) = A(virgin) + B(non-virgin) It then goes back and forwards untill one parcipiant is removed. There is no 'loss' of virginity mainly a transferal. Much like a chemical equilibrium in a closed system. |
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Do you know for a fact that every girl gets similarly lubey? Is the idea that Quint is with a girl with slightly different bits to you that far fetched? Or, it could be you having a dig at quint, hence the smiley face. I find the wink to be rather ambiguous however. |
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23rd June 2003, 23:21 | #85 |
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It was a joke.
And ask any girl that has had sex, lack of wetness hurts. |
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23rd June 2003, 23:33 | #87 | |
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23rd June 2003, 23:36 | #89 |
Mate, feed, kill, repeat
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do your woman a favour: always use lube. even if she's naturally wet. you can never have too much lube!
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23rd June 2003, 23:38 | #90 |
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..trust me u can have too much lube...
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23rd June 2003, 23:39 | #91 |
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errr, every time i piss urine gets absorbed into my bandage, it's fuckin disgusting, and i'm sure it isn't good for the wound.
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23rd June 2003, 23:43 | #92 |
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the mushies will start growing inside the bandage soon
then it will get infected and your cock will die muahahaha |
23rd June 2003, 23:46 | #93 |
Mate, feed, kill, repeat
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then you can sell the mushies to cath
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23rd June 2003, 23:48 | #94 |
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ahhh, nothing like sympathy and support when your doodle's had a close encounter with a scalpel, eh!?
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24th June 2003, 00:13 | #96 | |
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24th June 2003, 00:20 | #97 |
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my friend tried to circumcise me once... by using his teeth
silly rat bag was sucking too hard... Ended up being infected :/ |
24th June 2003, 00:24 | #98 |
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well, he wasnt exactly a janitor, i think he was an orderly (or he might have been the tea-trolley guy....was wearing a janitor-type outfit), whoever he was, it's always nice having an audience, who the hell needs dignity anyway.
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24th June 2003, 00:26 | #99 |
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No offense to anyone but this thread just makes me laugh more everytime I read it... :-)
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24th June 2003, 00:38 | #100 |
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none taken if you cant laugh at yourself..... something, something,i cant remember the rest, but im sure it is reeeeeally deep and existentialistic.
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24th June 2003, 02:57 | #101 | |
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24th June 2003, 08:44 | #102 |
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mmm, last night was interesting.
i must have got woken up by my boner about 4-5 times, none of the occasions actually hurt (even with a full force erection), it was just the pressure of the bandage waking me up. a little bit of blood, but not much. so far so good, i'm feeling great today, it hardly hurts at all (considering) |
24th June 2003, 08:56 | #103 |
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wack it against a door, that'll get it a hurt'n.
lol sep, come idle in #nztf :>>> |
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24th June 2003, 10:01 | #106 |
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this thread is like a car accident... you shouldn't look but there is that part of you that just can't resist the carnage...
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24th June 2003, 10:12 | #107 | |
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24th June 2003, 10:16 | #108 |
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Ar, comical goodness, much ta's, woke up kind of pissed off, feel much better now.
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24th June 2003, 10:24 | #109 |
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^^ Oi!
No paraphrasing!!! (I was very careful to watch my capitalisation ) |
24th June 2003, 11:56 | #111 | |
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24th June 2003, 12:30 | #113 |
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Actually, all normal urine is sterile when it leaves the body, being composed almost entirely of water with a bit of urea and a few trace minerals thrown in. The urea content actually makes fresh urine an moderate antiseptic.
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24th June 2003, 12:32 | #114 | |
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24th June 2003, 12:44 | #115 | |
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And also, Simon was right about the urine cos I saw a shorty on urine on What Now two years ago, and they said what he said. And What Now wouldn't lie to me... would they? |
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24th June 2003, 12:45 | #116 |
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What Now? So that's the source of all Simon's wisdom...
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24th June 2003, 14:08 | #117 |
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Supposedly you can drink your own urine up to 6 or 7 times before it becomes toxic.
Just ask Hyper. |
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Filter Urine to remove the Urea and salt - all is well. A condensation trap would do the trick nicely, if you were stuck in the bush with no readily available supply of water that is.
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24th June 2003, 15:22 | #120 |
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Or if you have to drink tapwater in Auckland...
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