What oils your gears? - Page 238

chiQ · 19th March 2012, 14:36

Scummy will never talk to me again.

crocos · 19th March 2012, 14:43

Post without context (providing the previous page not read) makes it look like you're GLAD Scummy will never talk to you again. That's HARSH, chiQ.

LordP · 19th March 2012, 15:47

Umpiring a cricket game on Saturday, found out that one of the scorers is Scummy's Dad ..

chiQ · 19th March 2012, 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Post without context (providing the previous page not read) makes it look like you're GLAD Scummy will never talk to you again. That's HARSH, chiQ.

Scummy will never talk to me again.

wazza · 19th March 2012, 19:09

My job OMG.

GM · 19th March 2012, 19:21

My gears are so oiled right now.

GM · 19th March 2012, 19:23

Wait wait, just so you all know - my gears, they are oiled. Thanks for reading.

GM · 19th March 2012, 19:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazza

My job OMG.

Awshit I missed this, your gears are oiled too huh? Me too man *high fives*

Scumbag · 19th March 2012, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

Scummy will never talk to me again.

Wot she said.

chiQ · 20th March 2012, 01:02

I saw that coming. Didn't I say? Right?

My new car oils my gears, so I think I shall oil its gears. Imported used car, so I shall have the fluids replaced...aside from the oil. I'm doing that myself. The fact that I can do this now also oils my gears.

tor · 20th March 2012, 01:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

I saw that coming. Didn't I say? Right?

My new car oils my gears, so I think I shall oil its gears. Imported used car, so I shall have the fluids replaced...aside from the oil. I'm doing that myself. The fact that I can do this now also oils my gears.

chicks in overalls with a small amount of oil on their brow?

Sweet.

chiQ · 20th March 2012, 10:37

Overalls? That sounds like going out and buying new clothes to mess up. I have a tendency to use old clothes when getting grubby. I would like some of those paper cloth coveralls that the police put prisoners they strip into though. Having a set of those in the boot would rock.

StN · 20th March 2012, 11:02

^^ Disposable painters overalls FTW.

aR Que · 20th March 2012, 11:34

New clothes, old clothes, fuck it, just use persil.

chiQ · 20th March 2012, 12:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

^^ Disposable painters overalls FTW.

orsm

Thanks

crocos · 20th March 2012, 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

New clothes, old clothes, fuck it, just use persil.

No problem, I've got P-K
/smarm

crocos · 20th March 2012, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

orsm

Thanks

Or for the extra dollar, the splash-resistant one, given you're playing with 'orrible greasy liquid.

StN · 20th March 2012, 14:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Or for the extra dollar, the splash-resistant one, given you're playing with 'orrible greasy liquid.

Giggidy

chiQ · 20th March 2012, 14:50

Good point. I'll ring them and order some.

[WanG] Wandarah · 22nd March 2012, 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillHague

Still seven points clear, you fucking twat.

Dear oh dear.

fidgit · 22nd March 2012, 21:04

Surak · 22nd March 2012, 21:33

Yeah, I've got a sample of that in my office. I think that's breakfast tomorrow!!

fidgit · 22nd March 2012, 22:46

I hadn't eaten any at the time of posting. Now that I have, it's... Less exciting than I thought. The peanut butter is pretty lacking IMO, not nearly as strongly flavored as Reece's :/

Still, not bad. Your move Cadbury.

chiquelet · 23rd March 2012, 11:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

I've been testing samples of that for the past year. I take no responsibility for the two fillings I had this week, it's all the chocolate's fault. SO FUCKING GOOD. I love their Berry and Biscuit too.

Saladin · 23rd March 2012, 11:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surak

Yeah, I've got a sample of that in my office. I think that's breakfast tomorrow!!

If only they still made the cornflake block, would make an ideal breakfast!

Ab · 23rd March 2012, 13:20

Got back from dropping MHG off at school and found that a circuit breaker had tripped at the house - mental note, get new clothes dryer.

And the home office was powered down. And I'd had like, a week's work open and unsaved on the puter. Documents half-written in about 3 different text and HTML editors, bits of images in unfinished layers in Photoshop, 4 different spreadsheets half-manipulated.

Went to the fusebox, powered the house back up, made coffee, went back into the home office, everything was there like it never happened. Puter was on, documents and files and images all there, exactly as they'd been when the power went out.

I love you, OS X.

p01s0n · 23rd March 2012, 13:33

OS X owns so fucking hard, it is astronomically lightyears ahead of windows, it's unbelievable.

GM · 23rd March 2012, 14:54

You should blow its dick, that's the only way to really show your appreciation.

Or, who thinks fan b01s0n should get an Apple tattoo - poidh.

p01s0n · 23rd March 2012, 14:56

GM you really are a very terrible poster, I think perhaps you should stop posting.

GM · 23rd March 2012, 14:57

Apple tattoo or you're a fag.

p01s0n · 23rd March 2012, 15:00

closest you're going to get

Spink · 23rd March 2012, 15:15

aR Que · 23rd March 2012, 15:54

lol, pies a fag! lolulolzz.

CCS · 23rd March 2012, 15:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

Got back from dropping MHG off at school and found that a circuit breaker had tripped at the house - mental note, get new clothes dryer.

Why do you bother with a clothes dryer in Aus? Wouldn't just hang your clothes outside and it'd get dried in, like, 3 1/2 seconds?

Ab · 23rd March 2012, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Why do you bother with a clothes dryer in Aus? Wouldn't just hang your clothes outside and it'd get dried in, like, 3 1/2 seconds?

Normally I'd say yes, but there's something weird going on. There's this stuff, falling from the sky, it's like... little drops of water or something. Fuck knows what it is, OH FUCK WHAT IS IT THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT JESUS WHAT DO I DO AAAARRRGGGHHHHH.

Sorry, I was just impersonating an Adelaidean behind the wheel of a car for a moment there.

CCS · 23rd March 2012, 16:08

Haha, you have a clothes dryer for that rare occasion that it rains? Seriously? Can't you just like... do the washing the next day?

Spink · 23rd March 2012, 16:09

Saw this weather report yesterday

Brisbane, AS @ Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:29 pm ACST | Light Rain, 72F (22C) | Humidity: 94% | Wind: E @ 10mph (16.1km/h)| Sunrise: 5:50 am Sunset: 5:56 pm | Thu: Thunderstorms, Hi 75F (24C) Lo 68F (20C) | Fri: Thundershowers, Hi 86F (30C) Lo 65F (18C)

THUNDERSHOWERS! what the fuck.

Stalk3r · 23rd March 2012, 16:59

tomorrows forecast is for thundercunts

[Malks] Pixie · 23rd March 2012, 17:13

Wasn't sure if this was a grind or oil - due to the outcome I thought I'd post it here.

Popped down to the butchers about half an hour ago (5 mins walk down the street) to pick up some stuff for the weekend. As I get back home I see that there's someone up next to our front door so I approach quietly (I like surprising people). As I get closer I can see that it's someone wearing a dirty hoodie and are trying to "fiddle" with the door (looked like they were trying to slide something down the side to pop the latch) so I yell out "oi!". Guy turns round (looked like a teenager) and takes off trying to get off the property (only way out is past me). My first reaction is to step aside and he obviously thought I was going to let him past me - nope - just getting some swinging room for the 2kg of meat I was carrying. Clocked him solidly in the side of the head with a nice satisfying *thump* which sent him off course, missing the stairs, into the front "garden" and straight into a big tree, bounces off that and lands face first onto the pavement. Unfortunatly he got up and ran for it before I could get down after him. Few scratch marks round the edge of the door but no damage done. He must have smacked his nose on the tree or pavement as there was a nice little splatter of blood on the pavement where he landed.

Pissed about someone trying to break into the house at that time of the day but glad how it turned out - he was just lucky that I'd popped out as he would have had a slightly nastier surprise if I'd been home (inside) when he tried that...

Pixie

Cowboy · 23rd March 2012, 17:17

Nice work! I hope he doesn't come back and try to get some sort of payback.

19th March 2012, 14:36	#9481
chiQ Frag-muff	Scummy will never talk to me again. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

20th March 2012, 01:02	#9490
chiQ Frag-muff	I saw that coming. Didn't I say? Right? My new car oils my gears, so I think I shall oil its gears. Imported used car, so I shall have the fluids replaced...aside from the oil. I'm doing that myself. The fact that I can do this now also oils my gears. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

20th March 2012, 10:37	#9492
chiQ Frag-muff	Overalls? That sounds like going out and buying new clothes to mess up. I have a tendency to use old clothes when getting grubby. I would like some of those paper cloth coveralls that the police put prisoners they strip into though. Having a set of those in the boot would rock. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

20th March 2012, 14:50	#9499
chiQ Frag-muff	Good point. I'll ring them and order some. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

22nd March 2012, 21:04	#9501
fidgit Always itchy	__________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

19th March 2012, 14:43	#9482
crocos	Post without context (providing the previous page not read) makes it look like you're GLAD Scummy will never talk to you again. That's HARSH, chiQ. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

19th March 2012, 15:47	#9483
LordP	Umpiring a cricket game on Saturday, found out that one of the scorers is Scummy's Dad .. __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

19th March 2012, 19:21	#9486
GM	My gears are so oiled right now.

19th March 2012, 19:23	#9487
GM	Wait wait, just so you all know - my gears, they are oiled. Thanks for reading.

20th March 2012, 11:02	#9493
StN I have detailed files	^^ Disposable painters overalls FTW.

20th March 2012, 11:34	#9494
aR Que	New clothes, old clothes, fuck it, just use persil.

22nd March 2012, 21:33	#9502
Surak Devout Minion of the Cow	Yeah, I've got a sample of that in my office. I think that's breakfast tomorrow!!

22nd March 2012, 22:46	#9503
fidgit Always itchy	I hadn't eaten any at the time of posting. Now that I have, it's... Less exciting than I thought. The peanut butter is pretty lacking IMO, not nearly as strongly flavored as Reece's :/ Still, not bad. Your move Cadbury. __________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

23rd March 2012, 13:20	#9506
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Got back from dropping MHG off at school and found that a circuit breaker had tripped at the house - mental note, get new clothes dryer. And the home office was powered down. And I'd had like, a week's work open and unsaved on the puter. Documents half-written in about 3 different text and HTML editors, bits of images in unfinished layers in Photoshop, 4 different spreadsheets half-manipulated. Went to the fusebox, powered the house back up, made coffee, went back into the home office, everything was there like it never happened. Puter was on, documents and files and images all there, exactly as they'd been when the power went out. I love you, OS X.

23rd March 2012, 13:33	#9507
p01s0n	OS X owns so fucking hard, it is astronomically lightyears ahead of windows, it's unbelievable. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd March 2012, 14:54	#9508
GM	You should blow its dick, that's the only way to really show your appreciation. Or, who thinks fan b01s0n should get an Apple tattoo - poidh.

23rd March 2012, 14:56	#9509
p01s0n	GM you really are a very terrible poster, I think perhaps you should stop posting. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd March 2012, 14:57	#9510
GM	Apple tattoo or you're a fag.

23rd March 2012, 15:00	#9511
p01s0n	closest you're going to get __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd March 2012, 15:15	#9512
Spink	__________________ Weak hearts I rip.

23rd March 2012, 15:54	#9513
aR Que	lol, pies a fag! lolulolzz.

23rd March 2012, 16:08	#9516
CCS Stunt Pants	Haha, you have a clothes dryer for that rare occasion that it rains? Seriously? Can't you just like... do the washing the next day? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

23rd March 2012, 16:09	#9517
Spink	Saw this weather report yesterday Brisbane, AS @ Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:29 pm ACST \| Light Rain, 72F (22C) \| Humidity: 94% \| Wind: E @ 10mph (16.1km/h)\| Sunrise: 5:50 am Sunset: 5:56 pm \| Thu: Thunderstorms, Hi 75F (24C) Lo 68F (20C) \| Fri: Thundershowers, Hi 86F (30C) Lo 65F (18C) THUNDERSHOWERS! what the fuck. __________________ Weak hearts I rip.

23rd March 2012, 16:59	#9518
Stalk3r	tomorrows forecast is for thundercunts

23rd March 2012, 17:13	#9519
[Malks] Pixie	Meat Pack vs Meat Sack Wasn't sure if this was a grind or oil - due to the outcome I thought I'd post it here. Popped down to the butchers about half an hour ago (5 mins walk down the street) to pick up some stuff for the weekend. As I get back home I see that there's someone up next to our front door so I approach quietly (I like surprising people). As I get closer I can see that it's someone wearing a dirty hoodie and are trying to "fiddle" with the door (looked like they were trying to slide something down the side to pop the latch) so I yell out "oi!". Guy turns round (looked like a teenager) and takes off trying to get off the property (only way out is past me). My first reaction is to step aside and he obviously thought I was going to let him past me - nope - just getting some swinging room for the 2kg of meat I was carrying. Clocked him solidly in the side of the head with a nice satisfying thump which sent him off course, missing the stairs, into the front "garden" and straight into a big tree, bounces off that and lands face first onto the pavement. Unfortunatly he got up and ran for it before I could get down after him. Few scratch marks round the edge of the door but no damage done. He must have smacked his nose on the tree or pavement as there was a nice little splatter of blood on the pavement where he landed. Pissed about someone trying to break into the house at that time of the day but glad how it turned out - he was just lucky that I'd popped out as he would have had a slightly nastier surprise if I'd been home (inside) when he tried that... Pixie __________________ Civilised is as civilised does and civilised people walk among us.

23rd March 2012, 17:17	#9520
Cowboy	Nice work! I hope he doesn't come back and try to get some sort of payback.