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23rd June 2003, 17:18 | #41 |
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Did they let you keep the foreskin?
You could make a little puppet out of it, or something
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23rd June 2003, 17:24 | #42 | |
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23rd June 2003, 17:35 | #43 |
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I found out yesterday that some people are born without an anus.
This one chick (friend of a friend of a friend) didn't realise she was different until she was 18 years old. |
23rd June 2003, 17:38 | #44 |
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WTF?
Uh, how do they shit? Wouldn't they go septic?
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(Images of this should help keep erections to a minimum) I would hate to think what a male without an anus would do.... Last edited by DaveDash : 23rd June 2003 at 17:40. |
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23rd June 2003, 17:41 | #46 | |
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23rd June 2003, 17:42 | #47 |
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and it didn't occour to her that she was, to be blunt, a freak?
Um, I'm almost too afraid to ask but, what happens when a guy is born sans anus? Also, was her colon wired wierd, or do something rip her a new asshole? edit: Apparently so
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Btw, are you the same Axident who used to play Q2 in clan =Angel=? |
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23rd June 2003, 17:42 | #49 |
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Well.. that has to be the sickest shit Ive heard all day..
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23rd June 2003, 17:45 | #50 |
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Aparently it's "fairly" common, so if there are any male posters on this board who have no anus, be aware that a simple operation and the pain will end!
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23rd June 2003, 17:48 | #51 | |
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update: the head of my penis rubbing on my boxers is fuckin sore, i have to walk round holding them out. theres a big red ring round the base of my cock too, i dunno what it means, and it doesn't hurt. still looks yuck tho. |
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23rd June 2003, 17:49 | #52 |
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I heard of a guy with two ass holes
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23rd June 2003, 17:54 | #53 |
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Fuck that Im never getting my foreskin chopped off, besides the pain of the situation i dont understand how guys wank without a foreskin.
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23rd June 2003, 17:57 | #56 | |
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clamp!? they use a clamp?! nah i think it's cause they have cut thru veins and shit, just the blood not knowing where to go, hopefully it's normal. |
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23rd June 2003, 18:06 | #58 | |
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count yourself lucky... |
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23rd June 2003, 18:06 | #59 |
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heh, i had general for the op, but they accidently snicked a vein while they were doing the deed and so it kept bleeding all day, finally 11 hours later the resident surgeon gets concerned, gives me a local and some morphine and sets to work with a needle and thread trying to stem the tide. another local, untold extra stitches and 12 fascinated nurses + a janitor later...
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23rd June 2003, 18:10 | #60 | |
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23rd June 2003, 18:12 | #61 | |
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you do know that it isn't the whole knob that they cut off aye? |
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23rd June 2003, 18:15 | #62 | |
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You go flaccid and theres fucking pubes stuck in ur foreskin. Fucking uncomfortable and hard to explain when u've got ur hand down ur pants. two solutions 1) shave pubes 2) Get the snip Scratch that i'll live with it :S Edit: Dang england and its hardness of spell. Last edited by Reformed_Quint : 23rd June 2003 at 18:16. |
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23rd June 2003, 18:16 | #63 |
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an erect fore skinned penis is exactly the same as an erect circumcised penis, am i wrong?
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23rd June 2003, 18:19 | #64 | |
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Non-circumsised has more skin. Duh. =P But they kinda look the same. |
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23rd June 2003, 18:29 | #66 |
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well, when circumcised, the old german helmet tends to become somewhat desensiitised, which, depending on your point of view can be a good thing or a bad thing, good; if you had problems with longevity in the sack, bad; while not numb, it isnt as sensitive to stimulation anymore.
CCS, if i didnt find the humour in it myself i wouldnt share the story with anyone, most people, myself included find it hilarious, makes a good horror story when on the booze |
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it's dependant on the guy. some guys have loose ones, some guys don't... at least that's according to my doctor (no, i don't have anything wrong with my penis) unless you count the chafing on my ankles |
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23rd June 2003, 21:27 | #70 |
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23rd June 2003, 21:58 | #71 | |
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And he's a retard. A) for doing that, B) for drinking ALCOHOL while complaining that he's bleeding a lot. No wonder, alcohol thins the blood. Silly bear. |
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23rd June 2003, 22:05 | #73 |
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mines abnormal.
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23rd June 2003, 22:31 | #74 |
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Wtf do u mean u could pullback? and then it suddenly it closed!? What the hell you freaking me out for! i was quite content with my cock till i read this fucking thread.
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23rd June 2003, 22:41 | #75 |
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how the fuck do you get rid of hair permanantly of your cock?
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23rd June 2003, 22:42 | #76 | |
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1. Your erect Penis doesn't reach farther than your pubes? Or, assuming you have a normal pecker, a more bizzare explanation: 2. Your pubes are as long as your erect penis ? If number 2 is correct, perhaps you could get dreads ? |
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23rd June 2003, 22:43 | #77 |
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What I'm kinda curious about is.....
What do the girls think? They like a guy cut or uncut? Or can't you tell the difference (without looking! Dodgy women!) |
23rd June 2003, 22:44 | #78 |
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No, when it comes back down and the foreskin is still in the 'off' postion or 'back' the pubes get all shat up in it when the foreskin does return to the ambush position.
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23rd June 2003, 22:47 | #79 |
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Uncut.
The foreskin makes it more aerodynamic, so to speak. It just moves nicer while going through the motions. Cut leaves this big ridge under the head and scrapes lubrication out while it moves... can get quite painful. |
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But other than that with a comdom, u wouldn't really notice the differance tho would u? Well cuase i don't think the foresskin goes back and forwards when u got the ole' sack on. |
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