What oils your gears? - Page 112

Reformed_Quint · 1st December 2009, 13:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by xor

Wait, isn't a marriage kinda religious? Say it ain't so ab

Only if done in a church in the presence of a priest.

otherwise isn't it just a legally binding agreement between a man and a woman... or a woman and a woman.... or a man and a man.... pets are a gray area, talk to sue bradford for further information.

Rocket · 1st December 2009, 14:03

ordering a further 139 GIG of memory for our 6 box vsphere 4 cluster. bringing total to 211 gigs of memory across 6 servers. BRING IT!

Hurtuso · 1st December 2009, 14:09

CRIKEY!

Fx. · 1st December 2009, 14:14

i want to work where you work

doppelgänger of someone · 1st December 2009, 19:25

\o/ for summer

fidgit · 1st December 2009, 20:13

24" widescreen monitor replacing 19" 4x3. So much room

crocos · 1st December 2009, 22:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

So much room

Hotdogs and hallways?

fidgit · 2nd December 2009, 00:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Hotdogs and hallways?

in widescreen.

Rince · 2nd December 2009, 09:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket

ordering a further 139 GIG of memory for our 6 box vsphere 4 cluster. bringing total to 211 gigs of memory across 6 servers. BRING IT!

oh it is broughted - 240Gb across 2 servers

Rince · 2nd December 2009, 11:34

Current OMG: Probot & Them Crooked Vultures.....

Rocket · 2nd December 2009, 16:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rince

oh it is broughted - 240Gb across 2 servers

our vm's actually do work

Fx. · 2nd December 2009, 17:02

haha ouch

Bent · 2nd December 2009, 17:59

Pft, x86 lightweights.

Ab · 2nd December 2009, 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bent

Here's a nickel kid, get yourself a real computer.

p01s0n · 2nd December 2009, 19:22

i am burging the FUCK OUT right now. got some authentic beef patties up in deez bunz, some bbq sauce, a lil lettuce sumthin sumthin, some cheese an toasted sesame seed top n bottom.

Rince · 2nd December 2009, 19:42

spinal tap tribute by xkcd....... nice

xor · 2nd December 2009, 19:44

Lube literally oils my gears

fixed_truth · 2nd December 2009, 19:58

Are you lubing up your arse-hole with your finger in order to get those codine poos out?

Reformed_Quint · 3rd December 2009, 09:41

codiene wee is harder to get out, you have to squeeze and squeeze and you only get a dribble, Have to sit down otherwise you piss on the floor

Jodi · 3rd December 2009, 10:59

heh, shouldn't this be in the GMG thread?

DrTiTus · 3rd December 2009, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

you have to squeeze and squeeze and you only get a dribble, Have to sit down otherwise you piss on the floor

I thought that was prostate trouble? :P

My grandad said he got his sorted out and "now he's pissin like 40 bastards"

Reformed_Quint · 3rd December 2009, 11:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrTiTus

I thought that was prostate trouble? :P

Heh, that was my thoughts at the time, doctor said it was mostly due to the immense amounts of drugs i was on and because i'd sustained massive trauma to my chest and my body was going spazz.

So no, my nuts aren't cancerous.

Radar · 3rd December 2009, 11:38

Google Earth - seem to have recently (overnight?) updated the satellite view resolution for most of Auckland.... Does this extend to cover anywhere else in NZ?

StN · 3rd December 2009, 11:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

Google Earth - seem to have recently (overnight?) updated the satellite view resolution for most of Auckland.... Does this extend to cover anywhere else in NZ?

Not ChCh - still about 8 months old - I dismantled my pool last night, and it's still on the photo...

Thomas Meatball · 3rd December 2009, 12:34

I suggest taking some photos of the back yard from your roof and sending them to google.

Reformed_Quint · 3rd December 2009, 12:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

I suggest taking some photos of the back yard from your roof and sending them to google.

google earth
google street view
!!NEW!! google backyard view

Jonas Undrawing · 3rd December 2009, 12:58

cant wait for google house-layout view

Rocket · 3rd December 2009, 13:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bent

Pft, x86 lightweights.

Maybe u wanna hear about a 5 petabyte arc gis server.. not mine but christ.

flic · 3rd December 2009, 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

I dismantled my pool last night..

Just in time for summer, the kids must be stoked!

p01s0n · 3rd December 2009, 14:11

StN · 3rd December 2009, 14:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Just in time for summer, the kids must be stoked!

'king oath - bloody council inspector pushed me too far. Ha! - I'm not pulling down the pergola that was fine 15 years ago when you last inspected (That said, I did need to replace the walls and capping, and I couldn't be buggered)

So it's off to the dump with it - which the Council owns. And then the kids can bike to QEII to swim - which the Council owns too.

I don't think I thought this "Getting the man" thing through.

Oh well, time to build an outdoor home ampitheatre.

crocos · 4th December 2009, 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonas Undrawing

cant wait for google house-layout view

Bah, that's nothing. "Google Perving Through Windows Of Hot Neighbours" view will dominate all.

Jonas Undrawing · 4th December 2009, 15:31

dinner / movie date totally gear-oilifying

Where the Wild Things Are is FUCKING AMAZING,

and to quote helious: "I could eat a peach for hours."

Thomas Meatball · 4th December 2009, 16:11

You ate her peach? Aw you're all growns up!

Cyberbob · 4th December 2009, 16:14

VIP access to tonight's Phoenix game.

A Corpse · 4th December 2009, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonas Undrawing

and to quote Castor Troy: "I could eat a peach for hours."

chiquelet · 4th December 2009, 18:20

Damn, you trying to take over Helious in the "share too much about one's sex life" department?

Helious · 4th December 2009, 19:02

I've never shared too much. I've always held back!

Ashley · 5th December 2009, 11:35

Getting to leave work 3 hrs early because canadians are retarded and cannot drive in the snow, so we get a headstart on this bloody storm.

yaksman · 5th December 2009, 12:44

Mayweather vs Pacman Mar 13th. Oh, Yeah.

1st December 2009, 20:13	#4446
fidgit Always itchy	24" widescreen monitor replacing 19" 4x3. So much room __________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

2nd December 2009, 11:34	#4450
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	Current OMG: Probot & Them Crooked Vultures..... __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

2nd December 2009, 19:42	#4456
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	spinal tap tribute by xkcd....... nice __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

1st December 2009, 14:03	#4442
Rocket	ordering a further 139 GIG of memory for our 6 box vsphere 4 cluster. bringing total to 211 gigs of memory across 6 servers. BRING IT! __________________ Later Boltz!

1st December 2009, 14:09	#4443
Hurtuso	CRIKEY! __________________ yadda

1st December 2009, 14:14	#4444
Fx.	i want to work where you work

1st December 2009, 19:25	#4445
doppelgänger of someone	\o/ for summer

2nd December 2009, 19:22	#4455
p01s0n	i am burging the FUCK OUT right now. got some authentic beef patties up in deez bunz, some bbq sauce, a lil lettuce sumthin sumthin, some cheese an toasted sesame seed top n bottom. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

2nd December 2009, 19:44	#4457
xor	Lube literally oils my gears

2nd December 2009, 19:58	#4458
fixed_truth	Are you lubing up your arse-hole with your finger in order to get those codine poos out? __________________ Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong.

3rd December 2009, 09:41	#4459
Reformed_Quint	codiene wee is harder to get out, you have to squeeze and squeeze and you only get a dribble, Have to sit down otherwise you piss on the floor

3rd December 2009, 10:59	#4460
Jodi	heh, shouldn't this be in the GMG thread?

3rd December 2009, 11:38	#4463
Radar	Google Earth - seem to have recently (overnight?) updated the satellite view resolution for most of Auckland.... Does this extend to cover anywhere else in NZ?

3rd December 2009, 12:34	#4465
Thomas Meatball	I suggest taking some photos of the back yard from your roof and sending them to google.

3rd December 2009, 12:58	#4467
Jonas Undrawing	cant wait for google house-layout view

3rd December 2009, 14:11	#4470
p01s0n	__________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

4th December 2009, 15:31	#4473
Jonas Undrawing	dinner / movie date totally gear-oilifying Where the Wild Things Are is FUCKING AMAZING, and to quote helious: "I could eat a peach for hours."

4th December 2009, 16:11	#4474
Thomas Meatball	You ate her peach? Aw you're all growns up!

4th December 2009, 16:14	#4475
Cyberbob	VIP access to tonight's Phoenix game. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

4th December 2009, 18:20	#4477
chiquelet Mrs Colin Farrell	Damn, you trying to take over Helious in the "share too much about one's sex life" department?

4th December 2009, 19:02	#4478
Helious	I've never shared too much. I've always held back!

5th December 2009, 11:35	#4479
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Getting to leave work 3 hrs early because canadians are retarded and cannot drive in the snow, so we get a headstart on this bloody storm.

5th December 2009, 12:44	#4480
yaksman	Mayweather vs Pacman Mar 13th. Oh, Yeah. __________________ What the hell is Jun