Random Thoughts II

[Lightspeed]

Meh, I probably would have been into all sorts of lame teenage shit if I wasn't absorbed in Q3.

[cEvin]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Meh, I probably would have been into all sorts of lame teenage shit if I wasn't absorbed in God & LSD.

[arkanix]

Originally Posted by ChaosWulf

This is the teletubbies generation. That is possibly the only explaination

AGAIN!

[Hurtuso]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/bo...=1&oref=slogin

[chiquelet]

Alan Rickman as Severus Snape is a sexy beast.

[joker999]

Yes i am Deaf, i copy/paste quote from that site http://notalwaysright.com/
pretty funny.

[sv]

Originally Posted by chiquelet

Alan Rickman as Severus Snape is a sexy beast.

What is it with Alan Rickman? I met an Austrian woman who was practically obsessed with the guy.

[cEvin]

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by sv

What is it with Alan Rickman? I met an Austrian woman who was practically obsessed with the guy.

He's one of a surprisingly small group of men (given the evolutionary advantage it has) classed as 'sexy'. Please note that beauty is not a requisite to belonging to this group. He's definitely no oil painting, but he is hot, even in his less chiquelet-titillating roles.

[Helious]

So that's what cEvin will look like when he's 50-60~

?

[cEvin]

good morning helious!

[sv]

The Austrian seemed to fancy him because he plays the dark, slightly creepy, villainous types, and has that really condescending tone...

Now that I think about it they are quite similar in that regard. Haha.

I can kind of see it in a way... hes something of an enigma. Women love that mysterious shit. I think of him as an oily sleaze but he's tongue in cheek too... hmm.

[CCS]

Originally Posted by chiQ

He's one of a surprisingly small group of men (given the evolutionary advantage it has) classed as 'sexy'. Please note that beauty is not a requisite to belonging to this group. He's definitely no oil painting, but he is hot, even in his less chiquelet-titillating roles.

I don't get it :/

[Helious]

Originally Posted by cEvin

good morning helious!

pub tonight?!

[Helious]

Originally Posted by CCS

I don't get it :/

I don't get the "(given the evolutionary advantage it has)" part of it

wtf is that supposed to mean lol

[Ritalin]

If women find you sexy, they will want to breed with you and make lots of babies. Thus, being sexy confers an evolutionary advantage to you, as it allows you to propagate your genes.
Assuming sexiness is a genetically heritable trait, you would expect the number of 'sexy' people in a population to increase over time. However, ChiQ was saying that the traditional pool of 'sexy' men was quite small.

*Edit* And by 'you' I mean the gerneralised 'you'se fullas', not you personally Helious... I just don't find gingas sexy... Sorry

[Spink]

It's not just the chance to breed, it's having the choice of who you breed with in order to make the maximum quality genes for evolutionary advancement.

[CCS]

I still don't get why he's sexy...

[Spink]

He killed Dumbledore, chicks dig a rebellious guy.

[Ritalin]

What?! Snape kills Dumbledore??!

Thanks for the spoilertag, Jackass!
I hate you!!
*cry*

[BillHague]

Plus he can do a stunning German accent.

[sv]

Originally Posted by CCS

I still don't get why he's sexy...

Remember that for whatever bizarre reason, People With Vaginas (they walk amongst us) are apparently motivated by Things Other Than Appearance.

So Rickman is a wee bit dangerous. Smart. Suave. Not Pompous. Etc.

With that premise if you screen out the testes-to-brain messages to IMPREGNATE THE NEAREST BLONDE WOMAN RIGHT NOW, and squint, you can almost see the appeal.

[CCS]

I think I'm cottoning on... sort of... but not why.

[Ritalin]

CCS, if it helps, be assured that not *all* women finds Alan Rickman sexy.
Some of us still prefer George Clooney.

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by CCS

I still don't get why he's sexy...

This would indicate that either you're straight or he's not your type.

[CCS]

I'm just trying to understand precisely what it is that makes him sexy. I mean, that's really a step above the usual, no? So far we have smart, suave, not pompous (apparently) but also no oil painting. So... like... doesn't that really just amount to Great Chap, Not Too Bad Looking? I need to know what it is that makes him go from Great Chap NTBL to Sexy. I want to steal and bottle it and keeps it for myself.

[caffiend]

It's called £1,000,000 per movie.

[ChaosWulf]

^nice

Have been thinking about this one - I can't say I get the "mmm Hans Gruber" thing myself, but seeing as all the guy does is play sardonic dark characters, could it be altogether possible that it's the grown-up females version of liking the bad boy?

[xor]

Originally Posted by BloodDonor

watching the news, CDs were priced at a premium compared to places like the warehouse, and JB

That was the point of JB. To put Real groovy outta business. And from what I've been told, they're going to re-open but with JB as the owners.

[Ab]

$

[ChaosWulf]

Bollocks, not everyone fits the stereotype.

[Jonas Undrawing]

it's the voice. Hell, even I am in love with his voice

[Ab]

Next thing you'll say that not all men prefer chicks with big eyes, symmetrical faces, large breasts, skinny waists, and long blonde hair.

[ChaosWulf]

Nah, apparently some like Natalie Imbruglia.

[Ab]

Yeah, but she'd still be hotter with bigger tits and long blonde hair.

[sv]

OK, my theory is thus.

For women, ultimately, there is nothing less appealing than a man who is not in control of his dick. As the song goes; "dick control, dick control, you gotta have dick control".

Lack of dick control is unappealing because it means, at the most base level, that you are a blatant horn dog and likely to ejaculate 5 seconds after commencing coitus, which will likely be 10 seconds after you've taken your clothes off, which is no more than 30 seconds after you finish two dozen beers etc.

Basically you are a self serving selfish wanker who thinks of purely of vagina as a means to satisfy your needs, and not the entire woman in her all grace and layered mystery, like so many petals on a delicate flower, who also likes to be shagged rotten (make no mistake about that).

With dick control, you are saying that yes, as a man, you want to fuck, BUT, your urges are not paramount to your actions, and thus, you may enjoy the company of women AND men folk alike, witty reparte, general socialising, mild political discussion etc. That is, you are sophisticated, humourous and intelligent.

The danger/mystery Rickman factors step in here because it's a sly way of letting the woman know that you know that they know you have dick control, that they want the controlled dick, and that maybe, or MAYBE NOT, you will give it to them... but the proceedings will involve a greater degree of negotiation than simply lying down and spreading their legs.

It's all foreplay and chicks love that shit.

[Redneck]

and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream

[leadinjector]

Originally Posted by Ab

Next thing you'll say that not all men prefer chicks with big eyes, symmetrical faces, large breasts, skinny waists, and long blonde hair.

actually, i go for the darker skinned girls with black hair and smaller/perkier tits.

[dead goon]

Does anyone else find Daneka Wipiiti, one of the silver fern shooters, pretty hot?

[Helious]