Katalyst goes to jail. He gets a big, burly, heavily-tattooed, mean-as cell mate. The cell mate says, 'If we're going to be cell mates we've got to be married. Do you want to be the husband or the wife?' Thinking fast, Katalyst weighs up the options, 'Er, I'll be the husband.' The cell mate replies, "Good. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick.
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