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Originally Posted by Nothing
Reckon! When I wanted a new chair I went out and found a suitable pair of stones and then used one to chip bits off the other until I had a stone adze. I used the adze to fashion a wooden handle for a large sledge hammer. Then I hunted round till I found a piece of granite with the right sized hole in the middle. After that I cruised down to an old mine with my new sledge hammer and hammered away until I'd extracted enough metal ore to smelt myself a few chair making tools. Then I went into the forest with my new tools and chopped down a tree. I used that tree to make myself such a sweet chair.
| Could you make me a chair like that?
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
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