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Originally Posted by Saladin
People who buy things are idiots.
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Reckon! When I wanted a new chair I went out and found a suitable pair of stones and then used one to chip bits off the other until I had a stone adze. I used the adze to fashion a wooden handle for a large sledge hammer. Then I hunted round till I found a piece of granite with the right sized hole in the middle. After that I cruised down to an old mine with my new sledge hammer and hammered away until I'd extracted enough metal ore to smelt myself a few chair making tools. Then I went into the forest with my new tools and chopped down a tree. I used that tree to make myself such a sweet chair.