alright, i've writen a song...
i would compose the thing myself, but you know... i wouldn't have a clue how to do that, and i can't play any instruments.
i'd love to do the vocals, but i'd need someone to give me a hand with some guitar work... or something.
anyway, the song is in the tune of that "Talkin' softball" from that episode of the simpons
you know...
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
etc etc.