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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Billy Crystal:
Person most likely to be wrong about guessing who Billy Crystal is:
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Oh my god... this is such a surprise. I never, ever expected to win.
/rolls out thankyou list
I'd like to thank the man above, yes that's right Simon. For without him, none of this would be possible.
I'd like to thank my parents, bless them, and my sisters.
Harvey Weinstein and Steven Spielberg, for having faith in this little kid from Feilding.
To Mike Nicholls, for that fabulous, fabulous script.
To my plastic surgeon, Sergio Clamidia, for making me who I am today.
But most of all, thankyou to all the little children without limbs. To see them struggle, fall on their asses in a humiliating heap, then get back up, fall back down again, and just keep on trying in vain to be normal is soooooo inspirational.
Oh... oh... I can see the autocue guy!! Don't play that music, I'm not finished!!
Umm.. oh god! I'd like to thank Fred, my running mate for the support award. Even thought we didn't win we're winners in my eyes.
And, lastly, to out host Billy Crystal, for being just a fraction funnier than the real Billy Crystal. A very small fraction, but funnier nonetheless.
God bless New Zealand!!!
You like me, you
really like me!