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"Weldon, first thing you must do is fire John Campbell. He has long been a thorn in my side." *steeples fingers*
"Yes sir. I will engineer a downward ratings trend by commanding Campbell to be even more of an unctuous twat than ever before."
"Excellent." *twirls moustache, strokes cat*
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
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