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Old 2nd November 2003, 20:15     #123
bliP
 
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[23:45] <Spink> lol some guy posted about getting his wife a $10000 USD ring for his wife on some american message boards :O
[23:45] <Spink> crazy fucker
[23:45] <Spink> So I posted 'I have a ring for you too' and put a goatse in there

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[14:58] <Fred> holy shit I scored my sisters friend last night
[14:58] <jin`mx> hehe
[14:58] <jin`mx> awesome
[14:58] <Fred> fuck that's drama
[14:58] <Fred> no way
[14:58] <jin`mx> ;o?
[14:58] <Fred> shes my sisters friend!
[14:58] <Fred> it was like a cheap porn
[14:58] <Fred> sister/family goes to bed
[14:58] <Fred> we sit round making small talk
[14:59] <Fred> then she puts on the gladeye and the kind words
[14:59] <Fred> next thing we're in her bed
[14:59] <Fred> she fukn told me she was 18
[14:59] <Fred> and then afterwards shes like
[14:59] <Fred> I just turned 17
[14:59] <Fred> !!
[14:59] <jin`mx> Xtra Vanilla CTF Pure|60ms|203.96.92.105:14567
[14:59] <jin`mx> fuck it
[14:59] <jin`mx> oh..
[14:59] <jin`mx> you did
[14:59] <jin`mx> ^_^
[14:59] <jin`mx> sweet then
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> hahahahah
[14:59] <Fred> @#HG$"OU@#Y
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> nice one Fred
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> u machine
[14:59] <Fred> although
[14:59] <Fred> I was like
[14:59] <[Tw_wT]> someone
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> !j
[15:00] <Fred> 'I like you body baby' in my best barry white voice
[15:00] <Fred> and shes like
[15:00] <crank> Jetstream TF | 203.96.91.1:27500 | 1on1r | 1/20, 0:[Tw_wT]
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> haha
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> barrywhite is the man
[15:00] <Fred> 'you'll like some of the pictures ive got on my computer then'
[15:00] <Fred> 'ill add you on msn - I'ev got a webcam'
[15:00] <Fred> so :O
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> wtf
[15:00] <jin`mx> ok
[15:00] <Fred> yeh shes hell dodgy man
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> horny lil girl eh
[15:00] <Fred> shes like
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> ;p
[15:00] <Fred> suck here
[15:00] <Fred> lick here
[15:00] <Fred> do this do that
[15:00] <jin`mx> ^^;
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> hahaha
[15:00] <Fred> kinda sweet
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> funfun
[15:00] <Fred> but shes just turned fukn 17
[15:00] <[Tw_wT]> ;/
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> what if goes all dominatrix on u
[15:01] <Fred> so might have to flag after I get the child porn off her
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> u into that shit?
[15:01] <[Tw_wT]> lol
[15:01] <Fred> no way
[15:01] <Fred> im the master
[15:01] <Fred> im the captain of this ship
[15:01] <Fred> yarr

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[17:47] *** !UPGRADES! $ which part of "DO NOT REPLY" do people have trouble with!?

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[17:23] <Ret-> Listening to mp3[Slayer - Raining Blood] length[04:16 44.1khz 128kbps]
[17:23] <Ret-> fuck, I drew so much Slayer logos in my folder pad today
[17:24] <@Boofhead> so many
[17:24] <Ret-> heh nah
[17:24] <Ret-> about 3
[17:24] <Ret-> but they were really big
[17:24] <Ret-> took up hole page
[17:25] <Ret-> and had lots of spikes and sharp stuff coming out of them
[17:25] <Ret-> :D
[17:25] <Ret-> eg pen sketch strokes
[17:25] <Px-> :D
[17:25] <Ret-> :)
[17:25] <@circa> whoa
[17:25] <@circa> hardout

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[21:18] <HellToupee> You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
[21:20] <HellToupee> You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
[21:20] <HellToupee> The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
[21:20] <HellToupee> -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

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[00:06] <Far-Q--> i went to a party at my mates when his parents were away 1 dude pissed in the living room and in the draws in the bathroom lol
[00:06] <bliP> cu
[00:06] <Azmodan> empty beer bottles, ash, nitrous bulbs whatever
[00:06] <tripz_> HEHE Far-Q--
[00:06] <Azmodan> ahaah
[00:06] <bliP> hahaha
[00:06] <tripz_> was taht u that pissed?!
[00:06] <Far-Q--> so funny
[00:06] *** donaldo ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: tornisgay)
[00:06] <Azmodan> yeh ages ago I pissed in someones wardrobe
[00:06] <tripz_> lol
[00:06] <Azmodan> I was so fucked couldn't even see
[00:07] <Ret-> haha
[00:07] <Azmodan> cracked me up haha
[00:07] <Far-Q--> hehe
[00:07] <tripz_> ages i ago in 5form we stole a fridge from a party we gatecrashed
[00:07] <tripz_> a whole fridge
[00:07] <tripz_> !
[00:07] <bliP> lol
[00:07] <Far-Q--> nice
[00:07] <Ret-> hAHA
[00:07] <Azmodan> whoa hardout
[00:07] <tripz_> it was funy
[00:07] <Far-Q--> i stole a couch once
[00:07] <Far-Q--> still got it in my flat
[00:07] <Azmodan> ahahaha
[00:07] <Azmodan> nice
[00:07] <tripz_> well we got real pissed and broke into the house looked for some food the fridge was stacked
[00:07] <tripz_> and took it
[00:08] <Far-Q--> hahah
[00:08] <bliP> we find burnt couchs out on the road sometimes
[00:08] <Ret-> haha
[00:08] <Azmodan> well once I made someone in a bar drink my piss
[00:08] <tripz_> it was one of those drunk theory type of things... its to much food to carry. fuckit lets take the fridge
[00:08] <Far-Q--> yeah the street im living on next year is know for the couch bombfires
[00:08] <Azmodan> top that

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[22:54] <circa> lol
[22:54] <circa> i just found a pic of my ex on the internet
[22:54] <circa> :p
[22:55] <MonoXide-> lol
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