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Old 6th May 2004, 03:15     #1
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YUO=LAME NZG limericks........!!

Come on, who doesnt love limericks?
and wacky NZG threads?
It is only a natural and logical progression to try and combine the two..... Of course!

I bet this is one of those moments where you thought:
"Duh! why didnt *I* think of that! limericks.... and threads! OMG it makes so much sense!"

Bah! Enough blabbering! Limericks ahoy!



There once was a weird guy called pluck.
whos girlfriend was willing to fuck.
he wanted to place,
his load on her face,
but things went just slightly a-muck.




There once was a red MR2,
whos owner did not have a clue.
the road made him slip,
cos he had 'NO GRIP'
the cops would agree with me too.





there once was a young guy called quint,
who tryed to pull bit've a stint.
he thought 60 pound,
was a good number round,
for tires where 30 is mint.


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