There once was a sloth with a palace
Who wrote songs that didn't suck phallus
But since Tarzan said it
He got all the credit
A lesser sloth would be most jealous
We've looked for flats in Taranaki
And bashed Holmes who quipped 'Cheeky Darkie'
But these Limericks bite
So I think I now might
Go whack off to Kou Shibasaki
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