[Slothking]

A little backgrounding for the above track.

'American Remake' was recorded by myself and Tarzan007 about the same time as Iraq Asshat, our latest single which floppde (largely due to the fact that he allowed me to sing) so we've stuck to our winning combination of Slothking's lyrics and Tarzan's vox.

On the IMDB.com forum for Battle Royale, on which Slothking spends an unhealthy amount of time shouting at people, every second thread is some assinahat suggesting that an american remake would be truly awesome. Eventually, Slothking was sufficiently enraged to release a parody song expressing his disgust. It worked, for a while.

LYRICS:

Don't want another american remake thread
You sad bastards just killed the issue dead
I bet that Koushun Takami is seeing red
I'd rather have Ai Maeda give me head

CHORUS
Remake threads have now reached a quorum
On the IMDB.com forum
The next person to make a thread is gay
Remain calm and try not to panic
If all else fails, just make another fanfic
Or even a deep discussion

Well maybe I'm a stupid New Zealander
I'm not another Battle Royale Highlander
But if you make another remake thread, yeah
The day you die'll be marked on my calendar

CHORUS

Now, like Jagged eleven

This song's missing important parameters
Sadly lacking iambic pentameter
Now by saying this, I might sound amateur
But beer's wang has a hefty diameter

Few additional things for the sake of comprehension:

- The other half of threads on IMDB BR forum are people writing fan fiction / fanfics
- Half the posters seem to be from Scotland (hence 'highlander') I'm thus far the only Kiwi
- Jagged eleven is a pretentious whore who practically committed suicide when I gave his overly verbose fanfic a bad review
- Koushun Takami is the writer of the original Battle Royale, Ai Maeda is the hot actress who played Beat Takeshi's daughter in the sequel.
- On the forum I am known as Beer, short for Beerfulloffridge.
- Yes. I ripped off one of the NZG limericks in the bridge. Bite me.