people who walk in to an otherwise empty toilet and sit in the stall right next to you while you're taking a shit.
FFS isn't it in the unwritten code that you should let a man shit in peace?
Should be like ethernet. Back off for some random time. Try again. That's what I do.
I mean there's nothing less pleasant than knowing someone is listening to you scrape shit out of your ass crack with your toilet paper. Or listening to them do it and trying to figure out if they're a scruncher or a folder.
GAH!
PS however it is quite funny trying to stifle a laugh when you hear a big poo plop into the water in the stall next to you
