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Old 29th June 2003, 04:50     #62
bliP
 
501
[17:38] <Johnson> Anyone here?
[17:41] <Ap> no
[17:41] <Ap> that list of names is just for show
[17:42] <Ap> only about four of them are real people
[17:42] <Ap> the rest are triggered by certain key words
[17:42] <Ap> which change at random
[17:42] <Ap> so they're rarely the same
[17:42] <Ap> and stuff
[17:42] <Ap> etc.
[17:42] <Ap> or something

502
[11:21] *** Pol|Work Quit (Quit: Famouse Quotes: Senator Alston: 'The Internet is only for porn & playing games')
[11:29] <dirz\work> {P:
[11:29] <dirz\work> POL
[11:29] <dirz\work> YOU GAY FUCK
[11:29] <dirz\work> THATS PROBABLY ALL YOU USE IT FOR
[11:29] <dirz\work> FUCKING MORON

503
[13:46] <bliP> how dumb is andy, can't find fuh site
[13:46] <bliP> DUH FIRST HIT GOOGLE DUH
[13:46] <Ret-> haha
[13:46] <Azmodan> do you google to pick up h0t ch1X
[13:46] <Azmodan> r33ty4x0r
[13:46] <bliP> yes
[13:46] <Azmodan> well good then
[13:47] <bliP> they have names ending in .jpg
[13:47] <Ret-> what the
[13:47] <Azmodan> haha

504
[13:54] <Poleh> I think times are pretty desperate if you hafta resort to cream to spice up your love making.
[13:54] <Poleh> Unless you're fat... and if you're not, you soon will be.
[13:54] <Poleh> LOL!
[13:55] <Poleh> twat
[13:55] <Poleh> don't he know food makes sex interesting :D
[13:55] <Azmodan> heh
[13:55] <Azmodan> my gf brought me chocolate body paint
[13:55] <Azmodan> when we tried to use it
[13:55] <Azmodan> lets just say it was more messy than erotic
[13:55] <Azmodan> like
[13:55] <Azmodan> yeh
[13:55] <Azmodan> we
[13:55] <Azmodan> ew
[13:55] <Poleh> na
[13:55] <Poleh> chocco body paints RAWKS
[13:56] <Poleh> me an my mrs had loads of fun with it ...
[13:56] <Poleh> <-- picasso
[13:56] <Tw> did u shit urself and not tell her and let h er find the difference
[13:56] <Azmodan> haha true
[13:56] <Azmodan> haha tw
[13:56] <Azmodan> what do you think
[13:56] <bliP> Azmodan, you're supposed to put it on your body not in
[13:56] <Azmodan> I earned my brown wings a long time ago
[13:56] <Tw> that is what i thought hehe
[13:56] <Tw> :P
[13:56] <Tw> haha
[13:56] <Azmodan> hehe
[13:57] <Poleh> lol

505
[17:45] *** tones has joined #nztf
[17:45] <tones> BAAAAAAAA!
[17:45] *** tones was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[17:45] *** tones has joined #nztf
[17:45] *** tones has left #nztf

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[00:35] <bliP> /nick conz
[00:36] <bliP> (it doesn't kill you)
[00:38] <Ret-> ./nick conz?
[00:38] <Ret-> whassit do
[00:38] <bliP> why ask, just do it (tm)
[00:39] *** Ret- is now known as conz
[00:39] *** conz Quit (Killed (NickServ (You Are Unauthorized To Use This Protected NickName. Kindly Reconnect And Choose Another.)))
[00:39] <bliP> rofl
[00:39] *** Ret- has joined #nztf
[00:39] <bliP> do de do...

507
[21:44] <Ret-> do any of you mind me using my mp3 sciprt?
[21:45] <ArchAngel`> yes
[21:45] <ArchAngel`> fuck off

508
[22:13] <Hitman> eh
[22:13] <Hitman> I thought when it said 'You are on fire' you were playing really good.
[22:13] <Hitman> damn. :/
[22:13] <Hitman> what a let down
[22:14] <bliP> hahaha

509
[23:19] <Masschino> q1 source code isnt released is it ?

510
[17:17] <_ozba> im our fan
[17:17] <_ozba> blip
[17:17] <_ozba> i suck our dick
[17:17] <_ozba> now
[17:17] <_ozba> because
[17:17] <_ozba> im gay
[17:17] <_ozba> fag
[17:17] <_ozba> AOIHE

511
[22:13] <circa> !s
[22:13] <crank> Scorched Earth 2 - Xtra TF|203.96.92.85:27500|2fort5r|7/24 players, [KGB]JoeyJoeJoe, meht, tc arm, whiterabbit, [fp]badboy, Pbb, [fp]Tornado
[22:13] <W-> 0% of the tfers on se2 are in #nztf
[22:13] <bliP> meht
[22:13] <bliP> ..
[22:13] *** W- Quit (Quit: ohno~~)
[22:13] <bliP> HEE
[22:13] <Ret-> hahaha

512
[20:30] <Ret-> theres always someone in the background
[20:30] <Ret-> whats up with weeeeeed poster :P
[20:30] <tass> its a flag
[20:30] <tass> :P
[20:30] <Ret-> raa
[20:31] * tass snuggles his slayer flag
[20:31] <Ret-> haha
[20:31] <tass> i had it on my door
[20:31] <tass> but i decided from afar
[20:31] <tass> it looks too similar to a nazi flag
[20:31] <tass> so i took it down :<
[20:32] <tass> i dont want to get my ass raped
[20:32] <tass> by big maori cunts
[20:32] <tass> O_O

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[20:50] <Ret-> WHAT HAPPENS@#$!@
[20:50] <tass> THEN THERES NO POINT IN WATCHING IT
[20:50] <tass> FFS
[20:50] <Tw> tass gets raped by a donkey
[20:51] <tass> yeh
[20:51] <tass> a german donkey
[20:51] <tass> called hanz
[20:51] <Ret-> haha
[20:51] <Tw> he does it solo
[20:51] <Tw> :P
[20:51] <Tw> HOHOHO
[20:51] <tass> lol
[20:51] <Tw> hahaha
[20:51] <tass> i miss u tw :<
[20:51] <tass> like
[20:51] <tass> when u used teo beat me up
[20:51] <tass> with the bean bag
[20:51] <@bliP___> rofl tw

514
[10:22] <@redfox> fuk
[10:22] <@redfox> just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours
[10:24] <@bovineaux> omg ur gonna be a daddy!

515
[14:35] *** lifter has joined #nztf
[14:35] <lifter> fuck
[14:35] <lifter> i was lagged :D
[14:35] <lifter> LAGGED LIKE A BITCH IN TAR
[14:35] <lifter> HOT TAR

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[15:46] *** lifter has joined #oztf
[15:46] <lifter> BOING BOING BOING
[15:46] <lifter> IM A KANGAROO
[15:46] *** lifter has left #oztf

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[15:52] <Pigdog^> If you're so good, make me a pic with bliP sucking on 2 cocks
[15:53] <lifter-> Pigdog^: why do you want to see blip sucking 2 cocks, you homo :/
[15:53] <bliP> ahahh
[15:53] <Ret-> haha

518
[15:31] <bliP> ice+tw+sho, i'm going to hire you on wed for another round
[15:32] <icefox-> mmk
[15:32] <Tw> how much u paying
[15:32] <icefox-> ehehehe
[15:32] <icefox-> 1bj an hour
[15:32] <bliP> hahh
[15:32] <Tw> :!
[15:32] <Tw> lockjaW!!!
[15:32] <icefox-> =D!
[15:32] * icefox- gets out crowbar
[15:32] <icefox-> OPEN UP BOY
[15:33] <bliP> haha
[15:33] <Tw> D:!
[15:33] * Tw takes out dentures

519
[17:22] <DD> its not illegal for you to root ya cousin blip.
[17:23] <reall_is_away> but if shes resist is it
[17:23] <reall_is_away> ?
[17:23] <donaldo> then its rape isnt it
[17:23] <reall_is_away> rape. ? explain :S
[17:24] <reall_is_away> is it rape if shes unconcious to say no?
[17:24] <donaldo> she didnt say yes
[17:24] <DD> do you ask to have sex?
[17:24] <reall_is_away> hehehe no
[17:25] <reall_is_away> i wonder if anyone actually asks to have sex
[17:25] <DD> "ma'am, do you mind if I put this plonka in your quim"
[17:25] <reall_is_away> HAHA

520
[17:10] *** nadav Quit (Killed (*.netgamers.org (HAPPY 14TH. BIRTHDAY! Your an old man now. ;) Congrats mate! :D)))

521
[14:47] <DD> Im trying to coalate porn into 700meg blocks to write to cd. Its harder than you think!

522
[18:42] <Sho> [Video] Shoyu is watching 4on4-bukkake [59m18s:720x576:485.9MB]

523
[19:25] <bliP> fatty has a homophobia problem
[19:25] <DD> Yeah
[19:25] <DD> he loves em
[19:25] <bliP> ahah

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[20:37] <Sho> but
[20:37] <lifter> hi
[20:37] <Sho> scottiscool
[20:37] <Sho> hihi
[20:37] <Sho> D:
[20:37] <Sho> i thought lifter was dead
[20:37] <lifter> almost
[20:37] <jin`mx> hi matt
[20:37] <Sho> ill shutup and let lifter talk
[20:38] <lifter> Sho is typing like tass
[20:38] <Sho> o_O
[20:39] <Sho> rar im gay
[20:39] <Sho> :/

525
[21:39] <Ret-> assmi
[21:39] <Ret-> s
[21:40] <Ret-> I should email him
[21:40] <Ret-> after space
[21:40] <DD> Does he do you're mommy doggy style?
[21:40] <Ret-> he doesn't live with me;/
[21:40] <DD> nice gamma
[21:40] <Ret-> only seen him like 6 times in my life
[21:40] <Ret-> about
[21:40] <DD> still, the question remains
[21:40] <DD> Does he do your mommy doggy style?
[21:40] <Ret-> nein
[21:41] <Tw> thats my job
[21:41] <Tw> :|
[21:41] <DD> haha
[21:41] <Ret-> haha
[21:42] <Tw> dont laugh dd u faggot
[21:42] * DD touches Tw prostate
[21:42] <Tw> u called me a woman!
[21:42] <Tw> ><

526
[22:19] <DRa1N> this sucks
[22:20] <DRa1N> i'm going to get sex
[22:20] *** DRa1N Quit (Quit:)
[22:21] <DD> And he was looking in here for sex? WINNER!

527
[12:53] <dirz\work> rugby league could be the hottest chick lying on her back legs spread masturbating screaming 'FUCK ME DRIZ' and i'd be like 'I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK'
[12:53] <dirz\work> cos its rugby.

528
[12:58] <Azmodan> cant be bothered
[12:58] <Azmodan> my fingers are fucking cold
[12:58] <Azmodan> and im trying to start studying
[12:58] <bliP> /ignore
[12:58] <dirz\work> jerk off
[12:58] * dirz\work masturbates furiously
[12:58] <bliP> sounds like a plan
[12:59] <dirz\work> i dont know where furiosuly comes from
[12:59] <dirz\work> but whenever i write that
[12:59] <dirz\work> i think of someone like
[12:59] <dirz\work> yelling at their cock
[12:59] <dirz\work> EJACULATE YOU STUPID CINT
[12:59] <dirz\work> CMON
[12:59] <dirz\work> GROW SOME FUCKIN BALLS
[12:59] <bliP> ahahah
[12:59] <dirz\work> and beating the fuck out of their penis

529
[13:39] <DD> IMMM AXEGASH
[13:39] <DD> FUCK OFF I

530
[13:56] <bliP> FUCK YOU AND TALK PROPER
[13:56] <DD> I LIKE THE AGRESSIONOOO
[13:56] <donaldo> SHIT CUNTS
[13:56] <bliP> THESE INSANE RANTINGS
[13:56] <Azmodan> DRIZ IS A BUTT PLUG CONNOSEUIR
[13:56] <DD> HAHAH BLIP
[13:56] <Azmodan> INSANE RANTINGS MY FOOT
[13:56] <dirz\work> AZMODAN IS A BUTT PLUG MODEL
[13:56] <DD> WHAT YOU TWO DOWNLOADING?
[13:56] <Azmodan> FUCK TOUCHE
[13:56] <bliP> IM DOWNLOADING TEXT SPAM FROM THIS CHANNEL
[13:56] <Tw> LOL
[13:56] <DD> HAHAHAHAHA
[13:56] <Azmodan> CRAZY TAXI.WASP.WAREZ.TORRENT
[13:57] <Azmodan> HEHE
[13:57] <donaldo> hahahahahaha

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[14:00] <bliP> RATTX COULND TAKE OUR COLOUR AND CAPS
[14:00] <bliP> WHAT A LOOSER
[14:00] <Azmodan> I EYE DAMAGED HIS AS
[14:00] <Azmodan> S
[14:00] <bliP> OWWW MY EYES
[14:00] <dirz\work> HIS AS? YOU SUXOR
[14:00] <Azmodan> FUCK I CANT HANDLE IT WHEN PPL SAY LOOSER INSTEAD OF LOSER
[14:00] <donaldo> OH THE HUMANITY
[14:00] <bliP> AZMODAN YOU LOOSER
[14:00] *** DRa1N has joined #nztf
[14:00] <dirz\work> WHAT SORT OF FUCKING MORON SAYS LOOSER INSTEAD OF LOSER
[14:01] <bliP> LOOOOSER
[14:01] <bliP> DRIZ WOULD
[14:01] <dirz\work> WAIT
[14:01] <DD> HAHA
[14:01] <bliP> YOU LOOSER DRIZ!
[14:01] <dirz\work> WHAT SORT OF FUCKIGN LOOSER SAYS LOOSER INSTEAD OF LOSER
[14:01] <dirz\work> hehe
[14:01] <DD> I WAS ABOUT TO CORRECT HIM
[14:01] <DD> COZ IM A JERK LIKE THAT
[14:01] <bliP> HAHAH

532
[14:02] <Azmodan> LATERZ FAGGOT FUCKER
[14:02] <DRa1N> like toilet = loo
[14:02] <DRa1N> looser
[14:02] <bliP> IT IS LOOSER
[14:02] <DRa1N> toilet is not lo
[14:02] <DRa1N> as in low
[14:02] <bliP> IT'S ALSO CAPS DAY
[14:02] <dirz\work> drain
[14:02] <dirz\work> you're fucking illiterate
[14:02] <dirz\work> please do not use irc again
[14:02] <dirz\work> thankyou.

533
[14:07] <W-> fcuk sepulchral has 2250 mp3's
[14:08] <DD> SO STOP POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT
[14:08] <bliP> GET DSL
[14:08] <W-> and hes on 56k
[14:08] <W-> fuckkk
[14:08] <bliP> ITS CALLED LANNING
[14:08] <donaldo> HEHEHEHE
[14:08] <DD> * SEPULCHRAL PLAYS FRAGGLEROCK NO. 13
[14:12] *** sepulchral has joined #nztf
[14:12] <bliP> SEPPY
[14:12] <bliP> DO YOU HAVE FRAGGLEROCK NO. 13?
[14:13] <sepulchral> [mp3] The Muppets - Fraggle Rock Theme | 128kpbs 44100kHz length:02:21
[14:13] <sepulchral> ?

534
[18:06] <Pigdog^> Wooohooo after all these years, I have finished Alex Kidd in Miracle World

535
[22:25] <hS_oF_mOnG> SUX 2 B U
[22:25] <hS_oF_mOnG> IM GOING TO BED
[22:25] <hS_oF_mOnG> LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT OWNED ME
[22:25] <hS_oF_mOnG> TOO MUCH ALCOHOL
[22:25] <bliP> U SUX
[22:25] <Ret-> HAHALOLZOOZ

536
[01:56] * Sho is dumber

537
[02:09] <W-> (02:09:12) (Massacre) im anewb
[02:09] * Massacre i know i am
[02:10] <bliP> if you need help at anytime, type alt+z and type in stuff
[02:10] *** Massacre has left #nztf
[02:10] <bliP> HEHEHEHEHE
[02:10] <bliP> ahhh that never gets old
[02:10] *** Massacre has joined #nztf
[02:10] <Massacre> :D
[02:10] <bliP> *ahem*
[02:10] *** W- has left #nztf
[02:10] <Massacre> what was that command?
[02:11] *** W- has joined #nztf
[02:11] <bliP> alt+z
[02:11] <W-> j cfztf ten
[02:11] *** Massacre has left #nztf
[02:11] <W-> OPJFIOTTHJIOPTJ PO Gklwr[gh
[02:11] *** Massacre has joined #nztf
[02:11] <DD> hahaha
[02:11] <Massacre> wait a minute
[02:11] <bliP> lololol

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[02:17] * DD jumps on the bandwagon
[02:17] <DD> I hate you too
[02:17] * bliP jumps on DD'
[02:17] <bliP> er
[02:17] * bliP jumps on DD's bandwagon

539
[14:09] <Azmodan> it seems to play a part in your ability to comprehend stupidity

540
[18:43] <Azmodan> what should I go as for my gfs fancy dress ball?
[18:43] <Azmodan> seriouskly
[18:43] <rmf> purdyfly
[18:43] <bliP> a dickweed
[18:43] <Azmodan> haha SHH!
[18:43] <Tw> lol
[18:43] <bliP> HAHAH
[18:43] <Azmodan> SHH!
[18:43] <Azmodan> GFUCK
[18:43] <DD> her tampon
[18:43] <bliP> PURDYFLY
[18:43] <bliP> EHEHEH
[18:43] <Tw> HHAHA DD
[18:43] <Azmodan> pft
[18:44] *** Azmodan Quit (Quit: Say hello to my 'lil' friend!)
[18:44] <bliP> hahhahahah
[18:44] <Tw> azmodan: did u not kill her?
[18:44] <DD> HAHAHAHAA
[18:44] <Tw> lol

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[19:22] <Azmodan> http://www.neighbourhoodwatch.net/local/rubery/burglar.gif
[19:22] <Azmodan> that's gunna be me
[19:24] <bliP> http://www.shallowhalmovie.com/images/photo_10.jpg
[19:24] <bliP> that is you the next day
[19:24] <Azmodan> hahaha
[19:24] <Azmodan> 2nd funny thing you've ever said
[19:24] <sandzwork> heh
[19:24] *** sandzwork is now known as sandz
[19:24] <bliP> i'm rofling at myself
[19:24] <MxPx182> aha

542
[17:16] <Azmodan> and the chick on the left has sandpaper nipples
[17:17] <Spartak> i hate it when they go hard nuts on the photoshop
[17:17] <Spartak> like in that one
[17:18] <Azmodan> yeh blip you're digusting
[17:18] <Azmodan> deviant!
[17:20] <DD> My god, and you lot would turn them down in rl. Your 'net standards are way to high!

543
[17:30] <vo|ati|e> HOW COLD IS IT IN CHCH DD
[17:30] <vo|ati|e> its fuxkin cold here son
[17:30] <DD> FARK!
[17:31] <vo|ati|e> my nuts are in my stomcah
[17:31] <vo|ati|e> stomach
[17:31] <DD> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahAA nice one vol
[17:31] <vo|ati|e> even
[17:31] <vo|ati|e> no really
[17:31] <vo|ati|e> its like i have NO sak
[17:31] <DD> It froze lastnight
[17:31] <bliP> hahahahh

544
[18:49] <jin`mx> nar im taking my anger out on him
[18:50] <jin`mx> the southern RO server went down
[18:50] <jin`mx> with my character in it
[18:50] <jin`mx> so
[18:50] <jin`mx> gg'd
[18:50] <jin`mx> no more game until it returns
[18:50] <hS_oF_mOnG> wow
[18:50] <jin`mx> letrs play count the aussie
[18:50] <DD> Has it gone and taken the dog for a walk has it? heheh
[18:50] <hS_oF_mOnG> the game with 0 depth stopped working
[18:50] <hS_oF_mOnG> what a loss
[18:50] *** jin`mx sets mode: +b *!*@219-88-7-203.dialup.xtra.co.nz
[18:51] *** hS_oF_mOnG was kicked by jin`mx (later)

545
[18:52] <Tw> (18:50:51) (hS_oF_mOnG) the game with 0 depth stopped working <- he likes wc3 :?
[18:52] <Tw> lol
[18:52] * Tw mutters about stupid pricks

546
[18:53] <jin`mx> [18:57] <hS_oF_mOnG> you're funny :)
[18:53] <Azmodan> and chucks in a 'thats cute' every now and then
[18:53] <Tw> yer
[18:53] <Azmodan> those tactics are so last year
[18:54] <jin`mx> i remeber kahn uses to say that
[18:54] <jin`mx> in..
[18:54] <jin`mx> 99'?
[18:54] <Tw> haah
[18:54] <Tw> yer
[18:54] <Tw> hs is a lah slapboy
[18:54] <Tw> trying to pick up the crumbs :)

547
[00:47] <jin`mx> SOTP LOOKING AT TEH PORN FOR 3 MINS
[00:47] <jin`mx> erections are like girlfriends
[00:48] <jin`mx> you can always get another
[00:48] <jin`mx> unless your old
[00:48] <jin`mx> or fatty^^
[00:48] <fatty^^> shsh
[00:48] <fatty^^> lolol
[00:48] <ice|gangster> ahahaha
[00:48] <bliP> hahahhaha

548
[12:27] <hellzzz> bliP
[12:27] <hellzzz> say
[12:27] <hellzzz> sua mae dirige caminhao sem camisa
[12:27] <bliP> TW: sua mae dirige caminhao sem camisa !!!!!
[12:27] <bliP> what'd i just say ?
[12:27] <hellzzz> sua mae dirige caminhao sem camisa = your mother drivers truck without t-shirt
[12:27] <hellzzz> :~
[12:27] <bliP> hahahhahah
[12:27] <Tw> !
[12:28] <Tw> OMG
[12:28] <Tw> HOW COULD U
[12:28] <Tw> :L
[12:28] <bliP> HEHE

549
[13:37] <Mindr> hey azmobitch :D
[13:37] <Azmodan> sup bro
[13:37] <Azmodan> do u smoke munter?
[13:37] <Azmodan> er minder
[13:37] <Mindr> the word smoke woke me up
[13:37] <Tw> brr cold
[13:37] <bliP> hahahhah munter

550
[21:41] <bliP> i only trick people into /nick X
[21:41] <bliP> (type it, it gives you free connection)
[21:41] <tass> :|
[21:42] * bliP waits
[21:42] *** hS_oF_mOnG is now known as x
[21:42] *** x Quit (Killed (NickServ (You Are Unauthorized To Use This Protected NickName. Kindly Reconnect And Choose Another.)))
[21:43] <bliP> HEHEH
[21:43] <tass> :>
[21:43] <bliP> never get tired of that
[21:43] <Ret-> hahah
[21:43] *** hS_oF_mOnG has joined #nztf
[21:43] <bliP> ta hs

Last edited by bliP : 1st July 2003 at 00:46.
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