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we'd been having a bit of a working bee around the house - we were inside showing our visitors/helpers our pics from the summer holiday....
I needed to go for a piss, and as I walked past the internal garage door, I saw someone jump over the flower bed....
I looked around the garage, saw a gap where the battery drill case was normally... and ran out to the road - saw a couple of guys disappearing up the steps at the end of the street - chased them down - ME: "oi, where you fellas come from?"
THEM: "oh - over that way" (pointing the other way)
ME: "bullshit - you've just came from my garage - gimme you bag".... "you mind if I open it?"
inside was the battery drill case...
ME: "you cocksuckers"
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