To be honest, I think Virus would be more of the opposite in that situation. He'd feel too much like he was playing quake if he were to tell the chick he was cummy yummy on her tummy (I'm sure he says that at LAN's).
I think he'd be more like, *Barry's Voice* "Hey Grl, Let me smoov you down nice an' slow like. How does that fEEeel? Is it good to ya?"
Either way, I don't think it's a sight I'd wanna see
// m0tiv