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Old 27th May 2004, 15:58     #196
seen-my-keys?
 
Okay, so perhaps this one is a little late.


There once was a lesbian virgin,
Whos debts were collectin’ and mergin’.
So’er loan would stop ticking,
She took a deep dicking,
The wang got her hormones a surgin’.


There once was a lesbian student,
Whos bed manner, was really quite prudent.
Till one move quite bold,
Her virginity, she sold,
T’was okay, but quite inconcludent.



Hah! I bet you thought I wouldnt have anything to rhyme with student and prudent.