I know this is very creepy for you, but I want you to relax: I am just a criminal, doing this entirely on my own dime and my own time, and you can have recourse to law enforcement later!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...federal-agent/
EDIT: Yes this is copy-pasta from The Twitterz, but I still find it an ironic take on the extrajudicial detention that is occuring in Portland.