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Don't let them take the phone from you unless they give you some awesome shit. Otherwise they'll just delete the pics and you'll get jack shit. The important thing here is that the phone you got is either not brand new (and they can't sell you shit that somebody else has sent back and tell you it's new) or there are cum stains on it. I recommend you put the phone under a UV lamp to be sure. If Noel Leeming won't give you anything, go straight to Fair Go/Target and be your normal pathetic self once you're in front of the camera. The telly person will say "That's just not good enough!"
Oh, the other important thing is to assert yourself. This is important because you're normally such a pussy that it's likely you'll end up being the one giving a blowjob to Mr Norman.
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