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Breast feeding is the fucking devil. For something that your body is born to do, well, the body just can't handle it for most women. After having to be hospitalised when my kid was 4 weeks old, and again at 6 weeks old (different boob each time) because the mastitis had developed into a full-blown abscess...yeah, fuck breast feeding. Having my tits sliced open and a fucking drain inserted into each, and the 5 months recovery (I became very friendly with all the district nurses)...yeah, bottle feeding 4 lyfe.
Seriously, nothing makes me rage more than breast feeding. It's fantastic if it works for you, but if it's not then don't be afraid to say "fuck it" and go for the bottle.
And if I hear "so when are you having number two" one more time then I'm going to cut a bitch. I fucking hate women and their sick obsession with breeding.
Man I'm angry tonight.
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