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Justice League Snyder Cut quick reactions, have been drinking:
more coherent than the cinematic release
way too fucking long
more obviously part of the Snyder Murderverse (tm) YEAH GODLIKE SUPERHEROES KILL THOSE INSIGNIFCANT HOMO INSECTS LOLOLOL BODIES GO SPLAT
might as well be filmed in monochrome
there has never been an actor more born to play Superman than Henry Cavill and it's a crying shame that he was handed this shit on a plate by Warner Bros and forced to eat it, twice
Cyborg: still way more interesting in Teen Titans Go than in this yawnfest, sorry Ray Fisher but you picked a bad hill to die on show me that booty scooty
Gal Gadot: fnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
Wonder Woman musical cues: yeah Zack we all know Spectrasonic Heart of Asia, we played Diablo II Act 2
Flash: better
Hallelujah: fuck off
Following above: better when it was Watchmen
The removal of the Buffyisms is an improvement (IMO) but this is just a shit movie full of characters I love doing shit that makes no sense. The "Death of Superman" arc deserved more than this
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