Ja, Heliarse just won
But he's right - I'm not sure that the Segway should legally be on the footpath. Fuck knows if it can legally be on the road either, but I suppose it's like cycles on the road.
Next time you see the guy hooning down the footpath, you'll have to lean out the window and call "Get off the footpath you bloody fucken apple mac fag boy racer segway bastard!"
With a bit of luck, he'll be so surprised that he'll lose concentration and crash into a lamp post. Haha!