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[16:56] <[lifter]> GO ON
[16:56] <bliP> hows a +v
[16:56] <[lifter]> lame
[16:56] <[lifter]> +v's are like getting silver in the olymics
[16:56] <bliP> haha
[16:56] <[lifter]> "Congratulations, out of all of the losers, you placed first."
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[17:01] <[lifter]> I remember when I first VERY FIRST got the internet
[17:01] <[lifter]> and ICQ
[17:01] <[lifter]> i was talking to this HOT as aussie chick
[17:02] <[lifter]> but then my computer died and I lost her contact DDDDDDDDD:
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[17:01] *** sandz changes topic to 'i wouldnt suggest unbanning don |
http://qwtf.ausfortress.com/ <--updated'
[17:01] <[lifter]> I SUGGEST UNBANNING DON
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[17:25] <scorpsy> wouldn't flirt with a munter
[17:25] <scorpsy> like him
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[17:26] <player> tell him to syck ur text (_)_)------------------D
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[17:44] <lordCONAN> i wanna go to nz
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[18:43] <[lifter]> the things I do for sex
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[18:42] <[lifter]> i'd work on you to get a root scorps, dw
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[20:12] <[lifter]> f
[20:12] <[lifter]> d
[20:12] <[lifter]> i
[20:12] <[lifter]> s
[20:12] <[lifter]> k
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[20:19] <DD> can i join then leave at a crucial part?
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[20:25] <[lifter]> honestly blip
[20:25] <[lifter]> i might take a trip to hamilton
[20:25] <[lifter]> AND SMASH YOUR FUCKING CRANK BOX
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[20:27] <DD> im a dos god!
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[22:19] <fes> my outside toilet is threatening to launch...
[22:21] <DD> going to tie down the loo?
[22:21] <fes> yupo:P
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[20:31] <Sepulchral> shame
[20:31] <Sepulchral> it's funny how rusty advertises when he goes for a cig
[20:32] <Sepulchral> which is every fuckin 5 minutes
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[00:20] <DD> I was running around killing teammates coz i was sooo bnored
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[15:59] <Incubus> fuck I think I am on Ashleys ignore list now
[15:59] <Incubus> hes no longer responding to my insults
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[16:02] <bil_5> more like give up the GF
[16:02] <bil_5> fuckin high maintanence bitch
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[19:50] <kocka> blip has cheating ping
[19:50] <donaldo> blip is homo
[19:50] <kocka> yup
[19:50] <donaldo> but hes cool for a homo
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[22:22] <fes> hi porky cocknose
[22:22] <PorkY> heh bitch
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[22:28] <Shoyu> what map are warriors playing on?
[22:28] <Shoyu> #$%^&*
[22:28] <Shoyu> i mean
[22:28] <Shoyu> what map!
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[22:34] *** PorkY changes topic to 'Festus wears girls pants'
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[12:37] <DD> I prefer ugly males actually
[12:38] <donaldo> i prefer hot females myself
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[12:54] * donaldo dies with laughter
[12:55] * Azmodan dies from cancer :(
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[22:37] * Shoyu is dumb
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[15:34] <[lifter]> what fov?
[15:34] <[lifter]> er
[15:34] <[lifter]> font
[15:34] <[lifter]> fucking quake
[15:34] <[lifter]> taking over my godamn life ! :P
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[16:56] <ploobadof> later on tonight im heading off the the graveyard to howl at the moon
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[18:00] <mpx> i was just owning xtra 2
[18:00] <mpx> top scoring by MILEEEEEEEES
[18:00] <mpx> well, 1 or 2 frags
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[20:50] <tass> im willing to expose other people to my mum
[20:50] <tass> D:
[20:50] <DD> hahahah tass
[20:50] <DD> is she that hot
[20:50] <tass> no
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[20:50] <tass> id rather get reamed by goatse man
[20:50] <tass> then have sex
[20:50] <tass> with my mum
[20:50] <tass> D:
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[21:14] <Cyberbob> CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
[21:14] <Cyberbob> i missed alias :(((((
[21:15] <Mabd> it was...
[21:15] <Mabd> <Cyberbob> CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
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[23:51] <plague028> crank: i love you
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[12:04] <Shoyu> nfi how to recognise you two :P
[12:04] <Wolv> im wearing a black addias t-shirt
[12:05] <Wolv> and blue hat
[12:05] <Wolv> mad is wearing a blue jumper holding a sign saying SHoyu
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[12:16] <plague028> but i can do it all on my sis' pc
[12:16] <plague028> i blame buggy software
[12:24] <p-b> so plague...
[12:24] <p-b> how old's your sister...?
[12:27] <lordp> hahah
[12:28] <p-b> hey, its a serious question!
[12:29] <p-b> i'm doing a uh... survey on sisters ages...
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[16:35] <lifter> does bliP have this special device
[16:35] <lifter> that makes only him know when im joking ?
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[23:22] <Azmodan> this is so useless
[23:22] <Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps
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[15:48] <Azmodan> well
[15:48] <Azmodan> he tked me in bf1942 :)
[15:48] <Azmodan> and hes a buffoon
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[17:23] <_DD_> no blip, not in the kitchen. Stupid me let her have my car keys
[17:23] <_DD_> and i havent seen her since 3pm
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[17:34] <lifter-> theres an orgy in my mouth
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[17:35] <vo|ati|e> i have 20 memphes meltdowns in my frezer
[17:35] <vo|ati|e> beat that one
[17:35] <lifter-> I have a bigger dick.
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[18:02] <_DD_> TheWatcher "In my day son, our couch was made from the boxes"
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[20:22] <lordCONAN> industrial revolution was pretty revolutionary
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[20:36] <lifter-> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[21:03] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> someone say something for a sec.
[21:04] <lordy> fuck off
[21:05] <empty> ta
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[17:33] <[Lifter]> away (trying bf) l|off p|off
[17:33] <vo|ati|e> lol
[17:33] <_DD_> trying boyfriend?
[17:33] <_DD_> wtf
[17:33] <_DD_> doddddgy
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[20:18] <DD> [20:14] <bliP> I HATE YOU LIFTER YOU'RE THE FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR IN FA018CE00:000145F
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[23:45] <viper`> :O
[23:45] <viper`> for a small fee of $5 ill op you
[23:47] <Zoltarc> or you can op me before I rename your forum name to "i eat dick"
[23:47] <Zoltarc> :D*
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[01:14] <chronix> crank sux
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[17:21] <diomedes> `my mum bought the same computer as me :/
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[14:17] <tass> whats command in q3 to show fps ?
[14:17] <bliP> cl_google 1
[14:17] <tass> ta
[14:17] <Wolv-away> lol
[14:17] <tass> ,
[14:17] <tass> wtf
[14:17] <bliP> HEH
[14:17] <tass> sif looking up google for a command
[14:17] <bliP> cg_drawfps 1
[14:17] <tass> u penis
[14:17] <tass> thank you
[14:17] <tass> :D
[14:18] <lifter> haha
[14:18] <lifter> that was a pretty good one blip