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McCain RNC Speech:

McCain: My friends welcome!

Audience: Cheering, Applause, Roaring Cheers!!!

McCain: My Friends, we WILL win this presidency and we WILL start more wars!

Audience: Cheering, Applause, Roaring Cheers!!!

McCain: My friends, under me our debt is going to double, our economy will crash and you will all suffer!

Audience: Cheering, Applause, Roaring Cheers!!!

McCain: My friends, I will overturn roe vs. wade and I will squash equal pay for women!

Audience: Cheering, Applause, Roaring Cheers!!!

McCain: My friends, I mentioned the wars earlier, and I'm going to have to request that you support these wars and you support a new initiative to draft your children!

Audience: Cheering, Applause, Roaring Cheers!!!

Confetti/ballons drop, McCain wins. God Bless America.