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Originally Posted by _indigo1
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lol cool. Inject yourself with instructions on how to turn your cells into cancer cells so your body gets an education on what having cancer is like. It's both 95% effective and not effective at all and no one said you won't get cancer - you've misinterpreted what "effective" means because you're not qualified to understand. When your body is riddled with cancer, that's how you know it's working. But imagine how much more cancer you'd have if you didn't get the treatment. It's expected that with 80% of the population vaccinated against cancer we'll beat cancer, but everyone getting cancer anyway is also a huge success because that's also expected now - the science has changed since I started this sentence, and you're going to need another treatment. Everyone knows your body doesn't know how to fight cancer if you don't have cancer, so sign up to get your artificial cancer to become a cancer fighting machine because your body will figure it out when you inject yourself with it. Don't take your chances and wait until you actually have cancer - trust the science, and get a headstart on cancer today. It's for the good of society.