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Old 17th June 2003, 13:50     #47
bliP
 
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[16:08] <lifter> are you prepared to shut up and read what i have to say now?

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[16:11] <tass> lets loook at bf1942
[16:11] <scorpsy> ssooo tired
[16:11] <tass> its a game based on world war 2
[16:11] <scorpsy> lets not
[16:11] <scorpsy> ..

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[21:18] <TheWatcher> nothanks
[21:18] <TheWatcher> id rather fuck a goat

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[18:48] <[Lifter]> and most cases hax dsl is way shitter compared to normal cs
[18:49] <[Lifter]> er
[18:49] <[Lifter]> dsl
[18:49] <[Lifter]> jesus weird typo

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[21:02] *** [#planetslackers] topic- 'bliP changing topics since 2002'
[21:02] *** [#planetslackers] topic- set by bliP (Nov 13 2002 18:25)

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[04:25] <aqueous> man scorpsy hates me haha
[04:25] <Soulless-> why
[04:25] <aqueous> i dunno
[04:25] <Soulless-> did u say u wanted to fuck her
[04:25] <DD> pfff she hates everyone
[04:25] <aqueous> im too sarcastic and i dont think she realises it
[04:25] <aqueous> no we had a bet and she lost
[04:25] <Soulless-> wot was it
[04:25] <aqueous> and the bet was she had to fuck me
[04:25] <aqueous> but like
[04:25] <aqueous> i was joking?
[04:25] <Soulless-> hang on
[04:25] <Soulless-> u said
[04:25] <Soulless-> i bet ull fuck me
[04:25] <aqueous> as if you could ever interprete it into NOT joking?
[04:25] <Soulless-> or
[04:25] <aqueous> no i said
[04:25] <Soulless-> i bet u have to fuck me?
[04:25] <aqueous> if you can go a day without doing "=\" ill give you something and if you dont you have to fuck me
[04:26] <aqueous> and she did a =\
[04:26] <Soulless-> i hate that fucking face
[04:26] <aqueous> so she has to fuck me
[04:26] <aqueous> but it was a joke
[04:26] <aqueous> i mean
[04:26] <aqueous> if you thought it was real
[04:26] <aqueous> you have problems
[04:26] <Soulless-> did she think it was real
[04:26] <aqueous> "Yup, I'm going to fuck an INTERNET STRANGER tonight! Better get the lube!"

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[23:55] *** hazee sets mode: +snot bliP

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[02:03] <sep\bed> i had sex with a teddy bear once

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[12:29] <clubsport^_^> how do i show my pc stats?
[12:30] <Reactor> ./part
[12:30] *** clubsport^_^ has left #oztf
[12:30] <Reactor> lolz

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[21:24] <Shoyu> someone help me choose dinner!
[21:24] <Shoyu> BK, KFC, McD, Chinese, Kebabs, Butter Chicken
[21:24] <bliP> fish 'n chips
[21:25] <Shoyu> wtf is that

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[11:59] <DD> shosh lifter. Im dysle.. dis... dumb

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[16:21] <Azmodan> fucks sake, my sister locked me in my computer room
[16:21] <Azmodan> im fucking stuck

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[17:49] <Shoyu> cant you make a proper (neat) topic Wolv??

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[18:38] <_DD_> haha zetweet

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[18:08] <hydrobuds> fuck me
[18:08] <hydrobuds> funetrals = grog
[18:08] <hydrobuds> grog = burnouts
[18:08] <hydrobuds> burnouts = loss of licence
[18:09] <hydrobuds> hehe fuckn cops
[18:09] <hydrobuds> sif 10 beers is over limit

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[19:39] <sepulchral> lifter: did you see a doctor today?
[19:40] <lifter> hehe
[19:40] <lifter> yea i did
[19:40] <lifter> i have 24 hours to live
[19:40] <sepulchral> !
[19:40] <lifter> so im going to make the most of it
[19:40] <lifter> away (tf) l|off p|off
[19:40] <lifter> gone 2s, KIDDING
[19:40] <sepulchral> so you're spending it with your net buddys?

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[21:40] <Viddy> whats YeHaz site?
[21:40] <Jonas> http://www.ultra-babes.com/cmpg38/0020.mpeg
[21:41] <Jonas> wait...
[21:41] <Jonas> not that . =)
[21:41] <Jonas> http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/marion_l/
[21:41] <ars_vitae> LOL
[21:41] <Jonas> how embarrassing =)
[21:43] <mpx> hahahah
[21:44] <bliP> hahaha
[21:44] <mpx> i actually lol'd at that
[21:44] <mpx> it's ok!
[21:44] <Jonas> so did i =)
[21:44] <mpx> porn = ok !

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[16:43] <DD> hahaha stop making sense you bastard.

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[20:49] <bliP> if you don't like it try www.gofuckyourself.com
[20:50] <[Lifter]> shit
[20:50] <[Lifter]> that's an actual site
[20:50] <bliP> HAHAH
[20:50] <bliP> damn
[20:50] <Sepulchral> well i was inteeding on that bliP
[20:50] <Sepulchral> but
[20:50] <[Lifter]> damn
[20:50] <[Lifter]> it's a pretty cool site
[20:50] <Sepulchral> i need good prono first
[20:50] <bliP> hey it is too

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[17:32] <lifter-> fuck im lame
[17:32] <lifter-> i just tried to open my computer in my desktop screenshot

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[19:46] *** Snoozer changes topic to 'lift:zzz/joe || pipe:zut || spiral:sole ||att:rest'
[19:46] <Snoozer> OK ?
[19:46] <sole> fair enough
[19:46] <Snoozer> :]
[19:46] <bliP> ok!
[19:46] <Snoozer> defenders
[19:46] <Snoozer> change you name to your position
[19:47] *** zut is now known as doggy
[19:47] <Snoozer> ll / rl / spiral / pipe
[19:47] <doggy> =D
[19:47] <Snoozer> :P
[19:47] <Snoozer> in the game
[19:47] <bliP> hahaha
[19:47] <doggy> oh

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[21:28] <jtsoldier> damn... I wish I started nztf earlier than I did

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[23:22] <bliP> #aus-pug
[23:22] <bliP> GUESS WHAT THAT IS
[23:23] <TheWatcher> annual general meeting for whingers annoyomous?
[23:23] <bliP> hahahhaha

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[19:31] <Zoot> people who can't fathom the possibility of a response taking more than a mere fraction of an instantaneous bit of a moment really annoy me

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[22:42] *** Now talking in #lancentral
[22:42] *** Topic is 'Welcome to Lancentral || Are you < 20? Spend alot of time on IRC? Hostnames longer than your dick? Kun U r3ad 7h1s? There is help. 1-800-GET-A-LIFE'
[22:42] *** Set by phantom on Tue Jul 2

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[21:38] <]{evin> oic
[21:38] <]{evin> ur all op's
[21:38] * ]{evin gets scared
[21:39] <@tass> hey kev
[21:39] *** te_jin sets mode: +m
[21:39] <@te_jin> hi kev
[21:39] <@te_jin> hey
[21:39] <@te_jin> whats the matter?
[21:39] <@te_jin> you cant talk?
[21:39] <@xntrik> :(
[21:39] <@te_jin> ratshit :/
[21:40] <@te_jin> cant they talk in aussie?
[21:40] <@te_jin> did u lose ur tounge?
[21:40] <@te_jin> whats the matter?
[21:40] <@te_jin> havnt u got a keyboard?
[21:40] <@te_jin> ]{evin
[21:40] <@te_jin> talkt o us
[21:40] <@te_jin> :(
[21:40] <@te_jin> dotn just idle
[21:40] <@te_jin> :\
[21:40] <@xntrik> :o~
[21:41] <@bliP> hahah what a meanie

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23:04:49 <@sekm> i was in the q3f chan
23:04:51 <@sekm> before beta2 came out
23:04:56 <@sekm> it was about 2 hours late
23:04:57 <@sekm> so then i said
23:05:20 <@sekm> Q3F Beta 2 Released: www.goatse.cx /q3f_beta/q3fb2.exe
23:05:22 <@sekm> and i got
23:05:24 <@sekm> so many people
23:05:34 <@sekm> the channel
23:05:35 <@sekm> erupted
23:05:39 <@sekm> and it got moderated
23:05:41 <@sekm> and i got banned
23:05:42 <bliP> classy
23:05:43 <@sekm> but
23:05:45 <@slickis> LOL
23:05:45 <@sekm> it was worth it

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[13:27] <@Azmodan> irc is lame :/
[13:27] *** Azmodan Quit (Quit: bye!!)
[13:27] <@DD> Wtf was ben expecting?
[13:28] <@lifter> looks like Azmodan is going though the whole "real life is better! im so above irc, i can't have both only one at a time because im way too real life"
[13:28] <@bio> he'll be back :p

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[19:18] *** jtsoldier Quit (Quit: Snak 4.8.6 Unregistered copy. Evaluation period is over. Program will now quit. Thanks for using Snak)

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[19:45] <@jin> blip is fairly intelligent
[19:45] <@jin> im sure he made it like that for a reason

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(removed heh)

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[21:58] <@fri> i want to do a masschino style column
[21:58] <@fri> this hot chick at maccas tried to pick me up bros
[21:58] <@fri> she goes "hi how can i help u"

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[01:51] <Ret-> man it sucks being last pick :/
[01:51] <joe-> nah its good
[01:51] <joe-> no one expects anything
[01:51] <joe-> so anytthing you do is a bonus!
[01:52] <@Sold> hehe
[01:52] <joe-> that's what i tell myself
[01:52] <Ret-> ^_^
[01:52] <twisted> haha

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[15:03] <lickmebab> anyone got hoyle casino empire
[15:03] <Azmodan> !kb lickmebab
[15:03] <Phrack> lickmebab try !list
[15:04] <lickmebab> !list hoylecasinoempire
[15:04] *** lickmebab was kicked by bliP (Auto kick for !list (10))
[15:04] <Azmodan> nice :D
[15:04] <Phrack> haha
[15:04] <Phrack> ta
[15:04] *** lickmebab has joined #nzgames
[15:04] <lickmebab> anyone have hoyle casino empire
[15:04] <Azmodan> try again man
[15:04] <lickmebab> no i will get booted
[15:04] <Azmodan> just !list this time
[15:04] <Azmodan> nar
[15:04] *** bliP sets mode: +b *!*great698@*.in.comcast.net
[15:04] *** lickmebab was kicked by bliP (boot)
[15:04] <Azmodan> that's only because you added the game after
[15:05] <Phrack> nice blip!
[15:05] <Azmodan> dick blip :)
[15:05] <Azmodan> he would've done it
[15:05] <Phrack> yeah
[15:05] <Phrack> we was having fun
[15:05] <@bliP> but it only kicks for !list i wanna ban :P
[15:05] *** bliP sets mode: -b *!*great698@*.in.comcast.net
[15:05] <Phrack> :p
[15:05] -Aussie3.EnterTheGame.Com:@#nzgames- bliP invited lickmebab into channel #nzgames.
[15:05] <@bliP> :>
[15:05] *** lickmebab has joined #nzgames
[15:05] <Azmodan> dude
[15:06] <@bliP> soz
[15:06] <Azmodan> just type !list
[15:06] <@bliP> try again
[15:06] <Azmodan> without the game
[15:06] <lickmebab> !list
[15:06] *** bliP sets mode: +b *!*@pcp630602pcs.newhvn01.in.comcast.net
[15:06] *** [#nzgames] Banned- lickmebab
[15:06] *** lickmebab was kicked by bliP (Auto ban for !list (11))
[15:06] <@bliP> HEHEEH
[15:06] <Azmodan> HAHA
[15:06] <Azmodan> how can one person be so stupid
[15:06] <Phrack> owned!
[15:06] <Phrack> glad I have a log of this
[15:06] <@bliP> 3rd time lucky?
[15:06] *** bliP sets mode: -b *!*@pcp630602pcs.newhvn01.in.comcast.net
[15:06] -Aussie3.EnterTheGame.Com:@#nzgames- bliP invited lickmebab into channel #nzgames.
[15:07] <@bliP> aw :(
[15:07] <Phrack> :(
[15:08] <@bliP> someone msg him :P
[15:09] <Phrack> lol

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[13:48] <@lifter> anyone know all the TF'ers that are at equinox?
[13:49] <@bliP> you
[13:49] <@bliP> that's all i know
[13:49] <@Jonan> Vanquish?
[13:50] <@lifter> vanquish and watcher is all i know
[13:50] <@lifter> hellstorm was ment to go
[13:50] <@lifter> and i was gonna go throw pebbles at him
[13:50] <@lifter> and get him angry
[13:50] <@lifter> then get him kicked out causde i know the organisers :D
[13:50] <@bliP> haahh

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[03:16] <@redfox> |||||||||| - 21. A saudi arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her ______ ? - |||||||||
[03:16] <@anth> i just tabbed to this channel
[03:16] <@bliP> ..from google
[03:16] <@bliP> head
[03:16] <@spas> sex
[03:16] <@Trojan> sex
[03:16] <@oops> hahahaah
[03:16] <@tR> permission
[03:16] <@UggBoot> roses
[03:16] <@DrZel> permission
[03:16] <@DTrain> head
[03:16] <@spas> a cow
[03:16] <@lordCONAN> jewlrey
[03:16] <@UggBoot> !!hint
[03:16] <@redfox> Heres a hint: co
[03:16] <@spas> a cow
[03:17] <@tR> dick
[03:17] <@redfox> If you've every eaten last nights left over squirle, u might be a red neck
[03:17] <@DTrain> cow
[03:17] <@anth> children
[03:17] <@spas> cow
[03:17] <@tR> cockl
[03:17] <@UggBoot> cows
[03:17] <@tR> cock
[03:17] <@Trojan> cows
[03:17] <@oops> cock
[03:17] <@Fen|x> cock
[03:17] <@DrZel> compliance
[03:17] <@oops> lol
[03:17] <@oops> :/
[03:17] <@spas> i won that
[03:17] <@bliP> coffee
[03:17] <@redfox> Way to go bliP!!! You got the answer -> coffee <- :). Time taken to answer -> 23.546 <- seconds. With -> 16.454 <- seconds to spare!!!
[03:17] <@redfox> Hey bliP, /me kicks bliP for using google
[03:17] <@redfox> Next question in 17 seconds, get ready!
[03:17] <@tR> coffee
[03:17] <@spas> u can all suck me
[03:17] <@spas> bahh
[03:17] <@bliP> WTF!#@$!#@$
[03:17] <@oops> hahaha
[03:17] <@spas> :)
[03:17] <@justin``> I CANT HACK IT
[03:17] *** justin`` has left #oztf
[03:17] <@redfox> justin`` couldnt handle the pressure...
[03:17] <@lordCONAN> lol
[03:17] <@toules> ahaha
[03:17] <@lordCONAN> bs
[03:17] <@Trojan> haha
[03:17] <@lordCONAN> cheater
[03:17] <@bliP> lol

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[21:10] <@Fatty-> bliP is the bastion of infinite knowledge

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[12:35] <@scottgone> I DIDNT IMPLY YOU WERE DUMB YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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[22:48] <@RustyNail> and i reak of jin
[22:48] <@te_jin> [22:36] <RustyNail> and i reak of jin
[22:48] <@te_jin> wtf
[22:48] <@te_jin> i hope you mean gin
[22:48] <@te_jin> becuz if u reaked of me
[22:49] <@te_jin> you'd be covered in chicks

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[00:57] <@Fatty-> mee first
[00:57] <@DCx3> toules #broo

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bern is [email protected]
bern is bern
bern on irc.goatse.cx

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[21:04] <@hS_oF_mOnG> WHERES THE <32
[21:04] <@hS_oF_mOnG> WHERES THE <3
[21:04] <@hS_oF_mOnG> WHERES THE <3
[21:04] <@hS_oF_mOnG> T_T
[21:05] <@hS_oF_mOnG> badboy
[21:05] <@hS_oF_mOnG> your a newb
[21:05] <@bliP> i luv ya man
[21:05] <@hS_oF_mOnG> stupid nerd
[21:05] <@badboy> i love you blip
[21:06] <@raver> you fucking what?
[21:06] <@hS_oF_mOnG> badboy
[21:06] <@hS_oF_mOnG> you gay little nerd
[21:06] <@bliP> not you
[21:06] <@badboy> hahah
[21:06] *** dp sets mode: -o hS_oF_mOnG
[21:06] <@badboy> oh as if i care
[21:06] <hS_oF_mOnG> HEY
[21:06] *** dp sets mode: +m
[21:06] <@badboy> :)
[21:06] <@badboy> ta dp
[21:06] <@bliP> ahah
[21:06] <@dp> see thats the problem with nzers
[21:06] <@dp> some of them are ok
[21:06] <@dp> but most are fuckwits

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[23:34] <shady2cone> asl sidbo
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[23:36] <shady2cone> sidbo answer me
[23:36] <shady2cone> asl sidbo?

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[13:55] <driz> it was cybsy, cos thats what we called cyberdemons when playing doom2 coop, then it was zybzy cos this channel i used to chat in was getting taken over by alphabetical deop scripts and i had anti-massdeop stuff, then it was Zybbles for some reason, then it was DrZyb cos i had some theory on how soldiers are fucking bricks, and then it was drizballs cos a friend irl tried to pronounce drzybbles and got drizballs, then it was driz.

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[22:20] <Ret-> I wanna play shoop ffs
[22:20] <Ret-> I never played a pug with that map
[22:20] <Ret-> i've
[22:20] <raver> THERES NO I IN TEAMFORTRESS

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[15:43] <tones> my demoman.cfg is like "echo wrong class dickhead; kill; soldier"

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[23:13] <blackness> oi
[23:13] <blackness> how u make ya own channel ?
[23:14] <sin> take 2 eggs , a tablespoon of butter and stir over a low flame :P
[23:14] <dusti> haha

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[14:15] <minder> tass
[14:15] <minder> u need some tissues ?
[14:15] <tass> yes
[14:15] <TheWatcher> minder has a whole box
[14:15] <TheWatcher> just incase he plays mid_air :D

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[17:31] <Ret-> you guys never said it was american pug
[17:31] <Ret-> I cant play on americans servers, I get 300+ ping, unplayable, for me.

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[20:05] <nij_> bliP
[20:05] <nij_> sorry
[20:05] <nij_> i had to dump my girlfirend
[20:05] <nij_> :)
[20:05] <nij_> where were we?

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[22:02] <v1n> my pugvote doesnt work with well6

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[22:06] *** [#xtremeforce] topic- 'Peter Bin Laden'
[22:06] *** [#xtremeforce] topic- set by bern (Jan 30 2003 00:26)
[22:06] <@toules> hi blip :D
[22:06] <bliP> boo
[22:06] *** bern sets mode: +o bliP
[22:07] <@bern> sup
[22:07] <@bern> welcome to the best clan in the world
[22:07] <@bern> !!
[22:07] <@DCx3> blip the first nz'er ever to join xf
[22:07] <@bern> lol
[22:07] <@bern> ;D
[22:07] <@bliP> :D
[22:07] <@sin> we need to recruit some fags for this tourny crap
[22:07] <@DCx3> u should feel privledged
[22:07] <@bliP> i do :P
[22:07] <@bern> i think we'll be right with blip
[22:08] <@bern> how many active
[22:08] <@sin> oh hang on wtf
[22:08] <@bern> lol
[22:08] <@toules> hahaha sin
[22:08] <@bliP> heheh
[22:08] <@DCx3> hahahahaha
[22:08] <@toules> u are the dubmest cunt in the world
[22:08] <@toules> bar none
[22:08] <@tommo> hahhahaha
[22:08] * sin takes his blinkers off

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[13:39] *** VD-WHiZ sets mode: +b *!*boris@*.twcny.rr.com
[13:39] *** [Qw]boris was kicked by VD-WHiZ (Excess Lameness)
[13:43] *** boris ([email protected]) has joined #etg
[13:43] <boris> god your bans are easy to evade
[13:43] *** boris ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (AdminServ ([qw]boris - ban evasion)))

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[19:42] <sole> homosexuals are gay!

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[11:22] <nij> hs wont own shit
[11:23] <nij> he'll give us fucign headaches telling hwo good he is
[11:23] <nij> and tahts about it

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[16:08] <Ret-> I completed try7 for the first time like yesterday, ive been trying for like 5 months
[16:08] <Ret-> since I started TF

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[19:08] <tass> sif need crouching
[19:08] <tass> hl only has that so u can make it look like ur having gaysex

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[14:13] <tass> i dont mind her
[14:13] <tass> viseting
[14:13] <tass> she can be ok sometimes
[14:13] <tass> im more worried about her trying to rape me
[14:13] <bliP> carry a large stick at all times
[14:13] <tass> shes after my large stick
[14:13] <tass> D:
[14:14] <bliP> hahahah

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[23:59] <RaRe> lol wtf
[23:59] <RaRe> burn
[00:00] <RaRe> i want your babies
[00:00] <bern> thankfuck we only exchange text

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[00:10] *** Rt Quit (Quit: Killed (AdminServ (spamming porn sites)))

Last edited by bliP : 25th June 2003 at 12:35.
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