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Old 26th November 2004, 00:33     #226
Dan
 
muh Re: God bless this thread

Quote:
Originally posted by http://www.jokes2go.com/poems/5459.html?27

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

There was a lad called lava lamp,
whose limericks were naught but a revamp.
JERI cried "He's the Winner",
but he was really a sinner,
and oughtn't be named the champ.

Last edited by Dan : 26th November 2004 at 00:47.