[chiQ]

There once was a complete priQ,
who had it in for the chiQ.
He posted so mean
that she made a big scene,
but she's sad now he's been niQQed.

There once were the Orphans of Hades
Who liked to make fragging playdates
but hurris do cell
so they can tell
each other where Orphans are laid up.

I'm incredibly proud to be a Hurri...
I'm Orphan too, no worries...
I'm an obot as well..
HO.H.Obot, that's swell.
I guess my tag's a clan slurry.

New chicks come into our sphere
and get spaded up to their ears.
Then we get bored,
dub them forum whores,
And try and prong their derrieres.