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Old 9th October 2008, 14:27     #4011
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Stunt Pants
 
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Originally Posted by crocos
... and Hire Laurence Tureaud to drive around in it with ya?
I hadn't thought of that, but yes - what a thoroughly fucking awesome idea. I'm sure he needs the money, and $500,000 ought to be enough to keep him on retainer. He could be my bodyguard as well and would be required to say things like "I'm tireda yo jibba jabba!" and "Ah ain't gettin on no plane!" to anyone that comes within spitting distance.


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Originally Posted by p01s0n
Would you also complete the set with the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?
You're an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
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