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Old 13th June 2003, 13:42     #40
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[14:37] <DD> FUCKY OU

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[00:04] * DD makes mad passionate love to crank

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[11:39] <lifter> fuck man
[11:39] <lifter> i wish i could sing like daniel johns
[11:40] <lifter> i think i really hurt my throat just then D:

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[19:23] <lifter> brb playing yahoo pool with reffy
[19:23] <lifter> im gonna own the bitch

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[19:45] <lifter> sarah gonna beat me
[19:45] <lifter> best of 3 D:
[19:45] <lifter> ahh fuck
[19:45] <lifter> here we go D:
[19:46] <lifter> FUCK IT ALL
[19:46] <lifter> MOTHER FUCKER
[19:46] <lifter> LOST TO A GIRL
[19:46] <lifter> A FAT GIRL
[19:47] <lifter> WICKED
[19:47] <lifter> I WON
[19:47] <lifter> OOOOOOOOWNED

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[19:34] <lifter> OMG
[19:34] <lifter> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
[19:34] <lifter> THAT WAS THE SOUND OF THE WHOLE CHANNEL GETTING OWNED

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[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay

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[22:59] <Sepulchral> ILL DO IT
[22:59] <Sepulchral> CAUSE I HAVE BIG NUTS

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[23:11] <DD> ahhhhhhhhh
[23:11] <DD> just finished rubbing my face in a pair of titties
[23:11] <DD> do you feel jealous?

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[23:47] * DD kisses crank goodnight

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[19:43] <tass> man it gets on my tits when cunts rail me

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[20:38] <lifter> i made
[20:38] <lifter> summer.m3u
[20:38] <lifter> ahaha
[20:38] <lifter> im such a dork

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[22:46] <EB-Away> sometimes i wonder if stupid ppl realise theyre stupid

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[20:18] <scorpsy> yous ever caught ya parnets
[20:18] <lifter> no
[20:18] <scorpsy> doing dodgy stuff
[20:18] <lifter> but fuck
[20:18] <lifter> my mums like
[20:18] <scorpsy> that's sick =/
[20:18] <lifter> "yeh we still do it"
[20:18] <scorpsy> haha
[20:18] <lifter> while i'm eating cocopops
[20:18] <Sepulchral> hahahahahahahahaha
[20:18] <Sepulchral> LOL
[20:18] <scorpsy> eeww
[20:18] <lifter> "WHAT, would you rather we devorce!?"
[20:18] <lifter> ".....MAYBE?"
[20:18] <scorpsy> lol

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[20:19] <Jub_Jub> Time to rot my mind with some "night before the exam porn"

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[14:42] <icefox> im going to get a bnner for my car thats has QWTF and TFC on it
[14:42] <icefox> people wil be like wtf is that
[14:42] <Azmodan> I bet you'll get all the chicks
[14:43] <icefox> sif its for the chicks
[14:43] <gofurboy> ^^

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[11:22] <AcidFang> night shift really fucks up ya body cock

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[11:41] <mpx> in other news, mate and I rented out an xbox with halo and doa3 last night
[11:41] <mpx> best
[11:41] <mpx> consol
[11:41] <mpx> ever
[11:41] <mpx> :I

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[15:45] <StormLrd> Got me bourbon got me beers...
[15:45] <StormLrd> got me smokes
[15:45] <StormLrd> got me drugs
[15:45] <StormLrd> I'm SET!
[15:45] <StormLrd> :)

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[15:58] <lordp> bliP - wtf is up with your quit msgs? it's code of some sort...
[15:58] <bliP> it's the quake source code :)
[15:59] <lordp> ahh
[15:59] <bliP> if i quit enough times you can compile quake :)
[15:59] <mpx> haha
[16:00] <mpx> you DORK
[16:00] <RedeviL> lol
[16:00] <bliP> :PP

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[22:37] <EB-Away> counting was never one of my strong points

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[20:15] <b1z> im just another faggot lifter

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[14:33] <d34mon[asNofriends]> Cs rocks now that I have oGC
[14:33] <d34mon[asNofriends]> lol

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[15:21] *** DisGerbed is now known as Gerbs]
[15:21] <Gerbs]> damnoit
[15:21] *** Gerbs] is now known as Gerbs

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[18:44] <HellStorm> jin that faget
[18:44] <Balthasar> apparently
[18:44] <HellStorm> im gonna ring him up
[18:44] <HellStorm> and tell him hes a newbie

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[17:12] <lifter-> like tf
[17:12] <lifter-> i'm the fucking man at it
[17:12] <lifter-> but if i actually FIGHT someone
[17:12] <lifter-> then i go straight back down to average

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[17:23] <lifter-> so i had to come back home D:
[17:23] <lifter-> but yea, i get to wank whenever now
[17:23] <lifter-> it's pretty ok

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[17:37] <tass> i am now officially gay D:

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[15:48] <[sep]> hahahahahahaah the stats dont klnow what i played as
[15:48] <scorpsy> hehe
[15:48] <[sep]> cause i didnt kill _anything_
[15:48] <[sep]> [strait·jacket] Frags: 0 Deaths: 93

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[17:19] <lifter> fuck me
[17:20] <lifter> sideways
[17:20] <lifter> through a window
[17:20] <lifter> this is a NICE drink

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[19:34] <lifter> its one of those nights
[19:34] <lifter> where everything just pisses you off
[19:34] *** bliP sets mode: +v lifter
[19:34] <bliP> here, feel special

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[23:04] <mpx> when i first saw it
[23:04] <mpx> I was probably 14 or something
[23:04] <mpx> i was happy for like a week after hehe
[23:04] <Cyberbob> lol
[23:04] <mpx> "HELLO BIRDS :o) HELLO TREES :o)"
[23:05] <mpx> I was 14 !

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[16:12] <tass> man
[16:12] <tass> if i were u
[16:12] <tass> i would have like
[16:13] <tass> touched her ass
[16:13] <tass> and stuff
[16:13] <tass> D:

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[16:13] <TheWatcher> and id walk out covered in makeup or someshit

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[19:17] <vo|ati|e> yer i got stuk in one in oz
[19:17] <vo|ati|e> with my grandma

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[21:29] <lifter-> pug bob
[21:29] <lifter-> fuck
[21:29] <lifter-> im gonna move to welly
[21:30] <lifter-> just to kick your ass

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[22:56] <lifter-> i remember the first time i said to steph 'i love u'
[22:56] <lifter-> she hit me
[22:56] <lifter-> in the head
[22:56] <lifter-> and said
[22:56] <lifter-> "me too D:"
[22:57] <lifter-> and then hit me in the head again
[22:57] <lifter-> then we made out
[22:57] <lifter-> !

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[23:14] (@DD): Best stop wanking too
[23:14] (@Wolv|hpb): sif that'd never happen

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[23:16] (@DD): "of course im going to be a bum dad, of course I am when you keep saying i am"

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[02:49] *** s ([email protected]) has joined #etg

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[17:05] <_DD_> counterstrike is a very very very very twaty twaty twat twat of a game

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[17:43] <[mpx]> i've got something for your game browser p-b
[17:44] <p-b> whats that
[17:44] <[mpx]> 203.96.92.111:23000
[17:44] <p-b> what server is that?
[17:44] <[mpx]> put it in and find out:P
[17:44] <p-b> thats what all the girls say to me
[17:44] <[mpx]> LOL!;)

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[18:52] <Azmodan> k
[18:52] <Azmodan> this lady has a baby
[18:52] <Azmodan> and gives it to the doctor
[18:52] <Azmodan> and he takes the baby away to do all his poking and prodding
[18:52] <Azmodan> and when he comes back
[18:52] <Azmodan> he throws the baby at the lady, it misses her and falls 2 stories to its gory death
[18:52] <Azmodan> understandable, the lady goes nuts
[18:52] <Azmodan> "YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY BABY!""
[18:52] <Azmodan> and the doctor replies
[18:52] <Azmodan> "april fools!, it was already dead"
[18:52] <Azmodan> :D

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[15:18] <DD> ffs, who do you think i am, your daddy?

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[15:07] <bliP> http://DD.isgay.com
[15:07] <DD> I have a certificate to say so too

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[23:34] <kev-> if I could
[23:34] <kev-> I would shoot sepulchral dead
[23:34] <kev-> and tassafk

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[22:19] <silva`> hehe....fuckstick

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[22:36] <bliP|nothere> he seems to be the not learning type
[22:37] <tass> like the 1 that touches the electric fence twice
[22:37] <tass> :P
[22:37] <tass> i remember climbing up this steep muddy hill
[22:37] <tass> when we went hunting
[22:38] <tass> and the only thing to grab onto
[22:38] <tass> was an electric fence
[22:38] <tass> my arm was numb by the time i got to the top
[22:38] <tass> :D

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[06:53] <lifter> YES
[06:53] * lifter makes sex moves
[06:53] <lifter> IM A FUCKING LEGEND
[06:53] <lifter> bliP: I think I've finally finished my director summative !

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[07:21] <lifter> check your logs you fucking bat
[07:21] <sepulchral> I DONT HAVE LOGS YOU FUCKBAT
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