I don't know what the fuck you aussie bastards are teaching your kids these days, but when I was a kid we had Constable Keith and Sniff. Our school got a visit from Constable Keith who told us all about how to dial 111 and all that safety shit and he even let a kid put on the handcuffs.
I guess there's no community constable type visiting the schools these days and telling children to pull their bloody nose out of their Facespace when they cross the road and call the bloody police on that telephone thing if they're in danger.
Look at that fucken dog. You'd swear it was alive! Nowdays, kids are just taught to say FTP to cops.