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Old 20th July 2003, 13:22     #69
bliP
 
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[22:35] <Far-Q-> im going to watch a full length pornographic movie whilst mastubating

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[20:40] <lifter> DONG@!
[20:40] <lifter> my mate backed out of a driveway
[20:40] <lifter> and hit this car on the other side of the road
[20:40] <lifter> and the sound it made was
[20:40] <lifter> DONG@!
[20:40] <lifter> i swear to god it was THE single most funniest thing EVER
[20:40] <hS_oF_mOnG> :/
[20:41] <vo|ati|e> my mum
[20:41] <vo|ati|e> crashed
[20:41] <lifter> ahaha
[20:41] <vo|ati|e> her starlet
[20:41] <lifter> BECAUSE SHES FAT
[20:41] <Poleh> lol
[20:41] <lifter> "OOOoooooo"
[20:41] <vo|ati|e> thrw the video ezy galss doors :/
[20:41] <DD> HEHEHE starlet
[20:41] <vo|ati|e> my mums hot lifter
[20:41] <lifter> theres a HOT as maori chick

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[20:39] <DD> lifter
[20:39] <bliP> sucks
[20:39] <Poleh> HUGE
[20:39] <bliP> COCKS
[20:39] <lifter> im going to bed in like 30 minutes dickcard
[20:39] <Poleh> hehe
[20:39] <hS_oF_mOnG> IS WHAT BLIP LOVES
[20:39] <bliP> gay
[20:39] <DD> IN
[20:39] <hS_oF_mOnG> HIS
[20:39] <Poleh> je and he keeps telling US we're gay?
[20:40] <Poleh> sheesh
[20:40] <Poleh> projecting fantasies :D
[20:40] <hS_oF_mOnG> fuck up Poleh
[20:40] <DD> GAPING

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[20:44] <vo|ati|e> YEA PUT IT IN MY ASS

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[20:49] <Fleece> who the fuck is hs of mong
[20:49] <jin> nz guy
[20:49] <Reactor-> #blueee HC
[20:49] <Reactor-> one more neede
[20:49] <Fleece> is he a raving fucking idiot
[20:49] <Reactor-> d
[20:49] <Fleece> or is it just me?
[20:49] <jin> why
[20:49] <ViPee> y fleece
[20:49] <Fleece> [18:54:01] (hS_oF_mOnG) FUCK UP U FAT CUNT
[20:49] <Fleece> [18:55:14] (Fleece) wow you're cool
[20:49] <Fleece> [18:55:23] (hS_oF_mOnG) WOW UR FAG
[20:49] <Fleece> [18:55:25] (hS_oF_mOnG) FATCUNT
[20:50] <Fleece> that's why =\

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[21:23] <sepulchral> FVUCK YOU GFAHPOYT
[21:23] <sepulchral> GUVCK
[21:23] <sepulchral> FUCK YOU ()@&(#*@^#

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[22:09] <bliP> !s
[22:09] <crank> Scorched Earth 2 - Xtra TF|203.96.92.85:27500|well6|16/24 players, bl1P, BuRN, Arkhon, [sBs]Blackhawk., NAC MAC FEEGLE, bl1Pisgay, Shooman, yagsipilb, CoCK, meht, P., coward-346, extasy, Gqqb3rS, Auggboot, Bahamut
[22:09] <Tw> no
[22:09] <Tw> coffee
[22:09] <Tw> bad
[22:09] <Tw> had like
[22:09] <Tw> 3/4 cups today
[22:09] <silva`> shooman !!!! hah ! wtf does he think hes doing !
[22:10] <Tw> faking his death?

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[23:49] <bliP> [15:10] <WolveriNE> wtf is hunted anyway
[23:49] <WolveriNE> :/
[23:49] <WolveriNE> isnt it jonan's map
[23:49] <raven> EHHE
[23:49] <bliP> ahahah

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[01:29] <bliP> my autostatsmakerproxtreme2003 broke
[01:29] <bliP> :(
[01:29] <filth-merchant> SHUTUP
[01:30] <bliP> USUX
[01:31] <filth-merchant> :(
[01:31] <bliP> here,
[01:31] <bliP> __/\__
[01:31] <bliP> \ oO /
[01:31] <bliP> /_/\_\
[01:32] <WolveriNE> hahah
[01:33] <WolveriNE> _/\_
[01:33] <WolveriNE> \ oO /
[01:33] <WolveriNE> . /_/\_\
[01:33] <WolveriNE> er
[01:33] <WolveriNE> deformed
[01:34] <WolveriNE> _/\_
[01:34] <WolveriNE> \ oO /
[01:34] <WolveriNE> ./_/\_\
[01:34] <WolveriNE> ffs
[01:35] <WolveriNE> [01:31:21] <bliP> __/\__
[01:35] <WolveriNE> [01:31:21] <bliP> \ oO /
[01:35] <WolveriNE> [01:31:21] <bliP> /_/\_\
[01:35] <WolveriNE> hooray
[01:35] <WolveriNE> ;/
[01:35] <bliP> hahah

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[13:08] <lifter> you should be outside climbing trees too WOlve-away
[13:10] *** lifter has left #nztf
[13:15] <WOlve-away> there are no trees where i live
[13:31] <@donaldo> nmtrees
[13:31] <WOlve-away> KEKEKE

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[12:13] <extasy`> hey y'all
[12:16] *** phrack has joined #nztf - Clones: 2 phrack, phrack`
[12:17] *** lifter has joined #nztf
[12:18] <extasy`> hey phrack, hey lifter :>
[12:18] *** lifter Quit (Quit: ircN 7.27 + 7.0 for mIRC (2002/01/10 00.00))
[12:18] <WolveriNE> ffs
[12:18] <WolveriNE> you scared him
[12:18] <extasy`> who
[12:18] <WolveriNE> you know how instable he is
[12:18] <extasy`> ?
[12:18] <extasy`> wtf?
[12:18] <WolveriNE> ffs extasy`
[12:18] <WolveriNE> your so insenstive
[12:18] <extasy`> omg wtf?!
[12:18] <extasy`> :|!
[12:18] <WolveriNE> LOL
[12:18] <extasy`> ahhh
[12:18] <WolveriNE> calm down
[12:18] <Tw> oh my god
[12:19] <Tw> funniest thing wolvs ever done

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[14:00] <bob> heh just had an hour long chat with mum abuot weed :P
[14:16] * fred yawns
[14:17] <fred> my mum found out the easy way
[14:17] <fred> walked into my flat
[14:17] <fred> and kicked over the bong
[14:17] <fred> and i had a go at her for doin it
[14:17] <fred> and nothing has been said since
[14:18] <jim> hehe

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[19:37] *** lifter has joined #oztf
[19:37] <lifter> WHEN I WAS IN AUSTRALIA ONCE
[19:37] <lifter> I SHOT A KANGAROO
[19:38] <lifter> THEN I SAW SANDZ HAVE SEX WITH IT
[19:38] <lifter> OVER CANDLELIGHT
[19:38] *** lifter has left #oztf

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[23:09] <Ret-> er im not a irc newb
[23:09] <Ret-> its just that
[23:09] <Ret-> that I dont know
[23:09] <Ret-> :P
[23:09] <circa> dude
[23:09] <circa> it's the most simple thing
[23:09] <circa> ;D
[23:09] <circa> anyway
[23:09] <circa> file ----> options
[23:09] <circa> irc ------> highlight
[23:09] <Ret-> OH
[23:09] <Ret-> HERE
[23:09] <circa> you should be able to do it from there
[23:09] <circa> :)!
[23:09] <Ret-> yer
[23:09] <Ret-> I got
[23:10] <Ret-> wicked
[23:10] <Ret-> I got it on Ret-
[23:10] <Ret-> and ret
[23:11] <circa> :)
[23:11] <Ret-> I need to explore mIRCs options a bit more
[23:11] <Ret-> wtf is that bliP
[23:11] <circa> add 'nigger' and 'asshat', it'll be beeping all day

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[00:23] <|> heh
[00:23] <|> i quite like my new nick
[00:24] <Speed3D> are you trying to indicate that you are a complete penis?
[00:30] <|> not at all

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[16:05] <Ret-> !s
[16:05] <Ret-> crank..
[16:06] <bliP> ISNOTHERE
[16:06] <Ret-> OMGINO
[16:06] <Ret-> put on
[16:06] <WolveriNE> haha bliP fob
[16:06] <WolveriNE> is no there
[16:06] *** crank has joined #nztf
[16:06] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o crank
[16:06] <WolveriNE> :P
[16:06] <Ret-> ta
[16:06] <Ret-> !s
[16:06] <bliP> is...not...here
[16:06] <bliP> you doofus
[16:06] <Ret-> o_O
[16:06] <WolveriNE> :/

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[19:02] *** lifter has joined #oztf
[19:02] <lifter> I SAW THIS PUNK KANGAROO
[19:02] <lifter> HE WAS ALL LIKE
[19:03] <lifter> SUP MY NAME IS SANDZ
[19:03] <lifter> AND I WAS LIKE
[19:03] <lifter> YOU'RE NOT PUNK
[19:03] <lifter> AND HE WAS ALL LIKE
[19:03] <lifter> YEA I KNOW BUT DONT TELL ANYONE
[19:03] <lifter> SO I SHOT HIM
[19:03] <lifter> THEN DON CAME AND MADE LOVE TO SANDZ THE KANGAROOS DEAD BODY
[19:03] *** lifter has left #oztf

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[19:12] <VENtus> .
[19:12] <bliP> ..
[19:12] <VENtus> ...
[19:12] <bliP> i see your "..." and raise you by a "/"
[19:13] <VENtus> ooooo
[19:13] <VENtus> too rich for me
[19:13] <bliP> i win again!
[19:13] <VENtus> yes
[19:14] <DD> hahah

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[19:26] <mpx> GODAMNIT BLIP!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!
[19:26] <bliP> yuo=faget
[19:26] <mpx> damn, how can I comeback from that:/
[19:27] <bliP> I WIN AGAIN
[19:27] <TnT> like this
[19:27] <TnT> Oh meh I can't be fucked
[19:28] <mpx> ...
[19:28] <mpx> I've lost all faith in you, TnT.
[19:28] <p-b> "oh meh I can't be fucked"?
[19:28] <p-b> thats not a very good comeback
[19:28] <TnT> God damn it p-b I'm gonna send ugly women round to your house to moon you.
[19:29] <p-b> keep your wife and her sister away from me!
[19:29] <mpx> hahah
[19:29] <p-b> YEAH!!!
[19:29] <mpx> dong
[19:29] <mpx> away (TOILET.) l|off p|off
[19:29] <Speed3D> lol
[19:30] <TnT> See now that's a comeback
[19:30] <bliP> hahahah

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[03:07] <Kosta> were do u download it
[03:07] <Kosta> send link
[03:07] <@bliP> use the power of google
[03:07] <Far-Q-> heres a link
[03:07] <Kosta> ok
[03:07] <Far-Q-> http://www.hashbro.com/img/230.JPG
[03:07] *** crank sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]
[03:07] *** Far-Q- was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[03:07] <Kosta> huh
[03:08] <Kosta> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
[03:08] <@bliP> HAHAH
[03:08] <Kosta> its a guys dik
[03:08] <@jin`mx> HAHAHA
[03:08] <@jin`mx> hahahahahah
[03:08] <@bliP> lololol
[03:08] <@jin`mx> qotd
[03:08] <Kosta> u festy fuka

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[03:42] *** jin`mx Quit (Quit: I really really love the cock!)

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[21:57] *** lifter has joined #nzpug
[21:57] <lifter> sorry i was too busy photoshopping porn
[21:58] <ledzz> u were too busy trying to beat ure own record
[21:58] <ledzz> _beat_
[21:58] <lifter> kangaroos are gay
[21:58] <lifter> :D
[21:58] <ledzz> ahaha
[21:58] <bliP> #rh3d
[21:58] <bliP> #rh3d
[21:58] <bliP> #rh3d
[21:58] <lifter> (thats the only thing i could think of so fast)
[21:58] <ledzz> hehe good call
[21:59] <ledzz> i hit a wallaby once )c:
[21:59] <Sho> mmm pouches
[21:59] <ledzz> on my way to work

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[23:10] *** lifter has joined #oztf
[23:10] <lifter> #nzpug 1 more !
[23:10] <lifter> KANGAROO
[23:10] *** lifter has left #oztf (BOING!@)

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[18:10] <tom> i think jess wants to have sex with me
[18:10] <tom> :)
[18:10] <fred> lol
[18:10] <fred> how do you know that :P
[18:10] <tom> i think its is the smell
[18:10] <fred> hahah
[18:10] <fred> she's so hawt :)
[18:10] <fred> hehe
[18:10] <tom> well .. she is naked .. and rubbing herself against the door

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[22:36] <Fred> FUCK
[22:36] <Fred> I HATE NIGGAS
[22:36] <Fred> FUCK
[22:36] <Fred> FUCKING
[22:36] <Fred> WHY CANT THEY JUST ACT LIKE FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
[22:36] <Fred> FUCKING CIVILISED
[22:36] <Fred> STUPID FAT FUCKING ARGHGHGHGH
[22:36] <Fred> mother FUCK.
[22:37] <circa> wtf
[22:37] <circa> :>
[22:37] <Fred> im at this party right
[22:37] <Fred> and im already feeling like shit
[22:37] <Fred> but it was my mates 21st so i thought i better go along
[22:37] <Fred> and so im sitting there
[22:37] <Fred> and this fat fucking coconut chick comes up
[22:37] <Fred> and must've had a fight with her bf or something
[22:37] <circa> : <
[22:38] <Fred> so shes trying to get attention by sniffing real loud and shit and banging her cup
[22:38] <circa> still got your sore throat dude?
[22:38] <Fred> then she gets my bourbon
[22:38] <Fred> and pours it all on the table
[22:38] <Fred> and gets her little wine bottle
[22:38] <Fred> and SLAMS it on the table
[22:38] <Fred> saturating the FUCK out of me making me smell of cheap wine
[22:38] <Fred> so naturally i stand up and go what the fuck man!! whats wrong with you
[22:38] <Fred> and her FAT FAGET bf comes along and tries to pick a fight
[22:38] <Fred> and im thinking
[22:39] <Fred> so she saturates me and acts like a dick and he comes and tries to start shit with mE!@$!@*$
[22:39] <Fred> ...luckily i had big black friends to smack him across the face otherwise i would've been pounded
[22:39] <Fred> but FUCK
[22:39] <Fred> cant FUCKING NIGGAS FUCK FAT FUCKING CUNTS just fucking be at a party and have fun
[22:39] <Fred> and CIVILISED
[22:39] <Fred> so yea
[22:39] <Fred> end of story
[22:39] <Fred> south auckland is GAY
[22:39] <Fred> when its like this.
[22:39] <Fred> RUIN MY FUCKING WEEKEND
[22:39] <Fred> I haven't typed this much EVER
[22:39] <Fred> :P
[22:40] <bliP> that's so long i can't quote it all in one go

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[23:04] <KrazzyFool> hey ChanServ
[23:04] <KrazzyFool> Chr0niX
[23:04] <KrazzyFool> :D
[23:04] <Ret-> heh
[23:04] <Chr0niX> yo
[23:04] <bliP> can't you guys press tab correctly
[23:04] <WolveriNE> yeah whats her name its like different
[23:04] <KrazzyFool> damn chanserv homo's
[23:05] <WolveriNE> ashunka or somethin
[23:05] <Ret-> anuska
[23:05] <Ret-> ir simething
[23:05] <lifter> fuck up Baalz
[23:05] <WolveriNE> oh yeah
[23:05] <KrazzyFool> nah bliP
[23:05] <lifter> bliP
[23:05] <bliP> ahah
[23:05] <WolveriNE> ehhe

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Session Start: Fri Jul 04 16:05:19 2003
Session Ident: #nzlan
[16:05] *** Now talking in #nzlan
[16:05] *** topic: 'No Lag- YES::Pol, Jin, Ret, icefax, TW, HS, circa, PelemaN, FATTY- NO:: MAYBE::JonanN, Wolve'
[16:05] *** set by fatty^^gosu^tf (Fri 4th Jul 2003 11:45a)
[16:05] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +v crank
[16:05] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:05] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:05] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:05] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:05] <@WolveriNE> learnt your lesson?
[16:05] *** You were kicked by WolveriNE (homo piece of shit)
[16:05] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[16:05] *** Rejoined channel #nzlan
[16:05] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +v crank
[16:06] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:06] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:06] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:06] <+fatty`vc> crank is gay
[16:06] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +o fatty`vc
[16:06] <@WolveriNE> lets waset him
[16:06] <@fatty`vc> k
[16:06] *** You were kicked by WolveriNE (ohno)
[16:06] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[16:06] *** Rejoined channel #nzlan
[16:06] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +v crank
[16:06] * @WolveriNE slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[16:06] *** fatty`vc sets mode: +b crank!*@*
[16:06] *** fatty`vc sets mode: +k crank
[16:06] *** ChanServ sets mode: -k crank
[16:06] *** WolveriNE sets mode: -b+b-b crank!*@* crank!*@* crank!*@*
[16:06] <@fatty`vc> ooer
[16:06] <@fatty`vc> ehehe
[16:06] *** fatty`vc sets mode: -o+b crank *[email protected]
[16:06] *** You were kicked by fatty`vc (Go play leapfrog with a unicorn, banned ‹15›)
[16:06] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[16:06] *** Cannot join channel- You are banned (mode +b)
[16:07] *** Rejoined channel #nzlan
[16:07] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +v crank
[16:07] <@WolveriNE> hey bitch
[16:07] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +b *!*@xxx-xx-xx-xxx.jetstart.xtra.co.nz
[16:07] <@WolveriNE> ohno
[16:07] *** You were kicked by WolveriNE (WolveriNE)
[16:07] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[16:07] *** Cannot join channel- You are banned (mode +b)
Session Close: Fri Jul 04 16:32:09 2003

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Session Start: Wed Jul 02 13:13:46 2003
Session Ident: #nzlan
[13:13] *** Now talking in #nzlan
[13:13] *** topic: 'No Lag- forum-> http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showth...threadid=49104 '
[13:13] *** set by WolveriNE (Wed 2nd Jul 2003 01:04p)
[13:13] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +o crank
[13:13] <@WolveriNE> woot
[13:14] <@WolveriNE> we got our idler!
....
(channel gets registered)
....
[13:21] *** You were kicked by WolveriNE (WolveriNE)
[13:21] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[13:21] *** Rejoined channel #nzlan
[13:21] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +o crank
[13:21] *** WolveriNE sets mode: +b *!*@xxx-xx-xx-xxx.jetstart.xtra.co.nz
[13:21] *** crank sets mode: -bo+b *!*@xxx-xx-xx-xxx.jetstart.xtra.co.nz WolveriNE *!*[email protected]
[13:21] *** WolveriNE was kicked by crank (Banning myself - *!*@xxx-xx-xx-xxx.jetstart.xtra.co.nz)
[13:21] <@Pol|work> we're putting up webby and stuff
[13:21] <@Pol|work> used to organise lan events
[13:21] *** Pol|work sets mode: -b *!*[email protected]
[13:22] *** WolveriNE ([email protected]) has joined #nzlan
[13:22] <WolveriNE> hehe:/
[13:22] <@Pol|work> wot u doing?
[13:22] <WolveriNE> get rid of crank
[13:22] *** Pol|work sets mode: -o+b crank *[email protected]
[13:22] *** You were kicked by Pol|work (You're falling in a bottomless pit of loneliness, banned ‹1›)
[13:22] *** Attempting to rejoin...
[13:22] *** Cannot join channel- You are banned (mode +b)
Session Close: Wed Jul 02 13:33:53 2003

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[20:03] <Gerbs> !quite
[20:03] <Gerbs> damnti!
[20:03] * mpx looks down and shakes his head
[20:03] <sepulchral> hey
[20:03] <sepulchral> i wonder if
[20:03] <Gerbs> should stop tying with a smoke in my hand
[20:03] <Gerbs> !quote
[20:03] <bliP> [20:03] <Gerbs> i wish i could use !quote properly
[20:03] <Gerbs> the FUCK?
[20:04] <Gerbs> you guys need help.....

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[20:46] <sepulchral> my arse hurts
[20:46] <@Sho> cool
[20:46] <sepulchral> yea, i know
[20:46] <sepulchral> that's why i said it
[20:46] <@Sho> and we didnt know
[20:46] <@Sho> cool

Last edited by bliP : 20th July 2003 at 13:24.
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