[DrTiTus]

I went up to Mum's on Wednesday and we did early Christmas on Thursday (more like a solstice celebration I guess). The intention was that my sister and her fam came to Mums and we did our thing, and they could spend the day with the other half's fam on Christmas Day. Except that family "all got COVID" so their Christmas is cancelled. They were also avoiding ham because "it has nitrates" - fucking weirdos. It's once a year, eat the ham. I don't eat ham during the year either, so what's the big deal? I don't eat pavlova usually either, and I'm sure it's not "good for you".

My sister and her man are fist pumping and glad they don't have to go, and are heading up to the beach house early. I'm just glad it's over - I got fed so much ham and boil up. It will be peaceful tomorrow to wake up in my own bed, have absolutely nothing to do, and might bust out the nitro RC car or if it's crazy hot, sit in a paddling pool in my undies.

Merry Christmas everyone.