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Rich people did some things in Panama.
Some of the things in Panama involved trusts.
Some of the things in Panama that involved trusts were schemes designed to minimise tax.
John Key is rich.
Therefore John Key is doing something in Panama involving trusts to minimise tax.
John Key is the Prime Minister.
Therefore John Key is personally changing the laws of New Zealand in order to blah blah Panama involving trusts blah blah tax blah blah new world order.
Therefore, fuck John Key.
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