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ANARCHIST: Political activist, eh? Ah, what's the last thing you blew up?
RICK: Well, I blew up a rubber johnny actually in the union bar. It was hilarious - everybody thought so.
[Anarchist puts his arm round Rick's shoulders]
ANARCHIST: Yeah. Look, next Tuesday, I'm gonna blow up a Panda in Croydon.
RICK: Yer, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?
ANARCHIST: No, a police car, you terminal wally!
RICK: [Nervously] Oh, the - the pigs?
ANARCHIST: Bastards
RICK: Yeah [Snort] Especially the few bad apples that spoil their otherwise spotless image.
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